Yes, he exists.
Yes, he is an alien.
Yes, he is mowing my front lawn.
Any other questions?
As I see it.
Theres really no evidence to suggest he ever lived, the bible isnt a good source of information. Besides the bible no other documents really mention him in a contemporaneous fasion
It could Be… and Maybe He’s in the spaceship waitiing the right time to come back…
I think he might be a Raptor.
So how does that differ from the “real” god?
“Real” god don’t have a cool spaceship
I thought the real god WAS a cool spaceship. :\
…or am I thinking of the unwarpable warpdrive?
As I see it.
But maybe a little more far fetched than you believing people actually listen to you.
Maybe. Jury is still out though.
Signed,
Everybody
Hell nah.
It ended in a hung jury.
Why
Spoiler
The jury couldn’t take spending even a moment deliberating over him, and offed themselves.
As I see it.
God is the remains of a satellite that collided with god. Remember your futurama.
I haven’t gone back in time to sire my progenerator to eventually sire myself, to remember it yet. :\
As I see it.
I’m a practicing catholic but I can’t get over the possibility that maybe you go back in time to sire jesus, who then goes on to influence your great x 40 grandfather to get it on with your great x 40 grandmother. Of course you get a microwave in time to go back to the future so it looks like an immaculate conception.
Again I am a practicing Catholic, but I’m just saying that this is certainly a possibility.
You mean LESS far fetched. Good attempt though.
A distinct one, at that.
The [alien over]lord works in mysterious ways.
He also trimmed the hedges around my house, but that’s another story (only 5 more dollars for it, too - alien Jesus rules!).
As I see it.
No, I meant more. Otherwise the jury wouldn’t have had to deliberate. Keep trying to discredit me, though.
Signed,
Everybody.
I dont have to discredit anything, your poor grasp of the english language does that for me. English not your first language huh?
Signed,
Me
No, it IS my first, which is probably why we’re having a breakdown in communication right now, since my first isn’t Down Syndromese.
Signed,
Everybody
I’m loving the irony.
Speaking of irony, I love how religious people get mad when you bash their religion and try and pretend you’re the intolerant person when it’s their belief that everyone who doesn’t think like them deserves eternal torture.
Signed,
Me
grabs popcorn
This ought to be good.
As I see it.
Meh, I’m going to bed. I will leave you guys with an important question to think about. Who wins in a cage fight, Zombie Jesus or alien Jesus?