Comp. Pokemon Thread MK2: Let's Go Back To Kanto Like Everyone Wanted!

Them salty bitches banned Evoboost?

Fucking LOL.

“But Eevee is still shit even with Evoboost…”

LMAO.

Also @Bious better specify only Aura Break variants of Zygarde, or it’s gonna get messy.

Power Construct is banned.

Also, Z-Eevee in doubles was getting bad. Follow me -> Eevee boost -> bp -> sweep. Wasn’t too much you could do to stop it in doubles

Also, most of us play singles and eevee still sucks in singles

Spread moves.
Double focus the Follow Me user, then double focus the BP recipient.
Whirlwind/Roar.
Curse/Perish Song.
Unaware.
Haze.
Psych Up Eevee’s boosts for yourself.
Boost yourself… Your opponent is giving you a free turn, do something with it.
OHKO attacks(lol, but true).
Take advantage of the fact that Showdown isn’t programmed worth a shit and Taunt Eevee before it Z-moves. (You can do this with a fast taunter like Mimikyu on Shitdown, but not on the actual game, so abuse this while you can)

You can outplay that shit without dedicating your team to stopping it, but it requires thought and solid play… Some things Smogon is in dire lack of.

The problem was it was basically turn 1 and a 2 turn set up

You cant taunt eevee if it goes first

Dammit, all of that, and I didn’t even post about what I came here for-- Parasect. This VGC season is its one chance to stand out, and people are forgetting all about it.

With all the Trick Room/Terrains/and Rain flying about, our old Gen 1 bro has an odd niche it can fulfill as one of the few mons capable of redirection in this meta thanks to Rage Powder. Plus it outspeeds practically everything in Trick Room, as well as possessing Wide Guard/STAB Leech Life. Spore is not as useful as it once was due to Tapu Koko and Bulu riding roughshod, but neither can do shit but die to a Cross Poison without carrying niche moves at best Brave Bird/Megahorn respectively. Oranguru doesn’t want to see this dude coming either.

It does have a fair few weakpoints due to its plodding Speed and Grass/Bug typing doing it no favors defensively outside of pissing off Garchomp(who is EQ-ing less and less these days), and making Tapu Fini its bitch. It does get served hard by team glue choices Marowak and Muk, but any competent VGC team should have plans in place for those two.

No, it’s not a meta-defining mon like Pory 2 or the Tapus/UBs, but it can cause some chaos here and there and can be surprisingly hard to deal with in Rain/Grassy Terrain/Trick Room.

It was basically prankster follow me into eevee boost and then BP into whatever

There’s counter play but there’s no stopping it once it happens

LOL Prankster… Send T-Tar out first, bitchslap Eevee’s ass back into Gen 1, and win.

Tyranitar isn’t VGC legal.

He said Smogon VGC… Which allows everything… Hence why banning Evoboost is even more laughable, since you have access to soooo many more mons that can stop it.

VGC players were rofl-stomping all the Eevee meme teams but one at this past competition, and that guy got stomped by Z-Curse Mimikyu, lol.

Dark type doesnt stop self target prankster…

@“po pimpus” Parasect is only until the scourge of doubles himself Amoongus is back.

Still doesn’t stop the main thing that keeps it from being “broken”… aka Team Preview and double targeting. You see Eevee, plan accordingly.

You KNOW they are gonna Follow Me… Double up on the Follow Me user, then either Taunt Eevee(if you have the speed) or Double Target the BP recipient.

Nobody should be losing to this shit this often-- It’s a team dependent on an NFE Eevee that can’t do shit after its used its Z-Move, a Follow Me troll that usually can’t do shit else, and two actually decent mons. Put your hubris away, stop underestimating your enemy, and stop giving free wins to, and crying about a gimmick that won’t be around in six months, because no one smart will be losing to it any more.

The fact that Smogon scrubs are losing to this comedy should be all you need to know about just how shit that place is at Pokemon.

6-0’d. Of course he DC, the shock was too great for him.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-502198409

LOL that 3ft tall mole bastard is too goddamn beast. That guy was doomed the minute he tried to mash on Rocks instead of making a switch.

I was thinking how hard it is to actually be 6-0’d in pokemon. Usually you nail a guy and get 5-0’d but he never stood a chance lol

And what’s going on today? Three protects in a row, that’s impossible. I’ve never seen that happen before, the simulator is on some bullshit.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-502205667

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-502286010

I think I’ll make a team around Char X.

The bigger problem is you have to have your checks out against it or you lose. This isnt just a “switch and force” kind of thing. This is a “i got a free turn and i won” kind of thing. There are ways to stop it but almost all of them are “beat it before it does It’s thing” and that’s not a reliable strat. This isnt like a sac amd revenge kill or just keep it away.

Also this is smog doubles, not vgc. Vgc having 4 mons probably makes it easier to deal with and also tapus are much better in a 4v4 format than 6v6

Po-I can’t believe you sold your soul just to get a win lol. You made a stalling ass team. You know, you can’t say shit to me now, right? I don’t want to hear you complaining about the meta, people not trying new shit, everybody does the same shit, etc.

I watched the match, good game though. Even with your stalling ass team with sandstorm! Damn Po, you went low with that one. Is that how you play now? Some people will do anything for a win.

IIRC the beef against Smogen never was against people using what’s good in the meta but rather that they like to force the meta to be a certain way.

Fine, play your top tier whatevers, just don’t throw a fucking bitch fit and try to ban shit every time a new game comes out and threatens to move the tiers around and turn some of their golden cows into shittymons for a while.

What do you mean by threaten to move tiers around?