Child Stars that Grew up to be Hot a.k.a. The Come in and be a Dirty Old Man Thread

DAT ASS though…

Tania Raymonde has four of Po’s Five Points of Attractiveness down pat.
Counting down from least to most important:

Po’s Five Points of Attractiveness for Females:

[details=Spoiler]5. Chest/Shoulders- Not as important to me as it is for most guys, the chest area. Breasts can lose points for being too small, but the point deduction for being too big is usually a deal breaker… Shoulders must take care to not be too pointy/angular. When properly combined, even an A or B cup can look good.

4. Distribution of Weight- This next point I almost had higher up, but there is a related point that is more important to me. No one but Sovi3t wants a land whale, but I can’t stand a broad who looks like she starves herself either. There is a sweet spot here that I love in a woman and its when her weight is distributed as such that she looks soft, yet firm. Most women of Middle to Eastern European-descent (I see it most in Italian or Ukrainian women)seem to hit this sweet spot.

3. Legs/Buttocks- Yes, I am an ass man. But not those flabby, cellulite mounds slathered in baby oil that RockB obsesses over. I prefer a lady who looks like she at least engages in some physical activity and isn’t just depending on genetics and diet to give her a shapely behind. The ass is null and void, unfortunately, if there isn’t a sturdy pair of legs supporting it. Nothing is more tragic than when you see a great ass sitting on top of two toothpicks… Profound sadness.

2. Mind/Personality- I almost had this number one, but I am ultimately superficial at my core, so here it is. What should be the first thing a man takes into consideration when searching for a long-term mate, a woman’s mental makeup will make or break your relationship. While I don’t necessarily need a Harvard grad, I do appreciate a woman who can string together a coherent thought. Having someone I can verbally spar with is crucial, as is her outlook on life. I appreciate sassy, funny, smart girls who can take a joke and dish it back.

1. Face-Eyes/Mouth/Hair- Just barely edging out Mind/Personality, my most important point of attractiveness is the Face. A woman’s eyes can tell you a lot about her mental state, so that was my reasoning for ranking it above personality. A sexy, come-hither stare can melt even the toughest man. I love lighter colored eyes(Green/Blue/Hazel), but a sexy brown-eyed girl is never a bad thing.
Full lips, a nice set of white teeth(smoking is bad), and a well groomed head of hair will win me over. I’m most attracted to redheads(mmmmm), but I find I have the best rapport with brunettes. Shoulder length or shorter, bobbed or curled is best.

The face has the best body language, so watching a girl’s eyes and mouth are the best indicators of attraction… This is why the face is my most important Point of Attractiveness; You can get away with having a flat ass, or chest, and terrible legs can almost always be worked on, especially if you have a beautiful face and a great attitude. An ugly face and shitty attitude are the hardest to fix. [/details]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone and into your soul.

Honorable mention goes to Voice… A sexy, deep(but not manly deep) bedroom voice gets me everytime.
Angie Harmon is the perfect example of what I’m talking about, although I do like Ariana Grande’s voice, also. Fuck a high-pitched, Princess Peach sounding broad, though…

Woah there bruh, I ain’t stockpiling photos of prepubescents on my HD. :rofl: All I did was google the chick because I saw the Texas Chainsaw 3D movie (mostly for Alexandra “Those Eyes” Daddarios) and recognized her instantly.

But yeah the tramp stamps are a bit of letdown, still I can she’s definitely a wild one.

Ah, I thought you remembered her from MitM and um you know, “damn this bitch would so get it in 10 years time”, not that its a bad thing, I do it sometimes, gotta plan for the future n stuff, sometimes you can just tell ^^

and Yes both chicks from Texas Chainsaw were hot as hell.

Lol. She’s around my age anyway, so yes as a nerdy kid I did have a crush on her quirky character on the show.

LOL @ how uncomfortable she looks with ol boy trying to cop a feel in this pic. :lol:

that episode of MitM where his bro is dating her and he finds out she has big guns was probably one of my most favourite episodes of anything on tv.

Her tits amazed me back then, and I am 99% always bored by sweater gremlins.

I’d dropkick my mother just to get Tania Raymonde to let me lick the sweat off her booty after she ran the Boston Marathon.

She rubs one out in the movie Wild Cherry.

She most definitely is why this thread was created.

Ned’s Declassified: Lindsey Shaw and Michelle Kim

Taylor Dooley (Sharkboy and Lavagirl)

Elizabeth Gillies (The Black Donnellys)

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Francesca Eastwood (True Crime)

Elizabeth Gillies? I’m glad I’m not the only one who knew about her. She was looking mad tasty on the second to third season of Victorious. My favorite episode was when her and Victoria Justice had a “moment” on the show.

Same. I was really hoping she had Double D’s. It was fucked up she never went topless in TCM 7 (Chainsaw 3D). There’s a weird thing about the Chainsaw franchise in that they rarely have titties as opposed to every other big slasher franchise.

When I was teenager and saw that ep, I thought they were real and was flabbergasted. Malcolm had the same reaction I did that ep. I was like, “How brave of her to use her sweaterpuppies for an entire plot piece!” If she was already at that size by that age, she would’ve been Soleil Moon-Frye (R.I.P.) tier if she was real.

but alas…

Jonathan Lipnicki - Stuart Little/Like Mike

My mind was blown upon seeing this transformation. He’s now an inspiration to me.
I think it would be an injustice not to have him mentioned here.

@blueleon ma nigga wtf you trying to do us baby?

Nothing wrong with a little frank & beans to go along with the cake and ice cream.
Nothing wrong with that all. Wouldn’t you all agree?
mmmm mmmm yummy good!

This thread, me likey.
And the moustache thread too.
hmmmmm.
I’m thinking of creating a new thread.
I think I’ll title it “The Child Stars Who Grew Up and Grew Moustaches thread”
;-D

man fuck frank & beans, am down for being dirty old man but I got limits to what I can dine on!

although I disagree with blueleon’s choice, at least he is posting by the rules. Motherfuckers posting 14 and 16 year olds in this bitch a few pages back


The younger the better.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

:-ID

Guess whos legal

Sansa Sophie Turner

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Arya Maisie Williams is too but since some of our US nazis will bitch about it, no pics. Wanted to do a typical young - old GoT post, but all the good looking older bitches in the show didnt get on TV until well in their 20s, plus the 2 bitches I just mentioned are pretty much starting out and you cant tell the difference so meh maybe in a few years then.

She just turned 18?!

Damn, she looks like she’s in her mid-twenties. She’s too freaking attractive for someone so damn fresh.

My mind is telling me no…

Spoiler

… BUT MY BODY! BUT MY BODY IS TELLING ME YEHEHEEESSSS!!

If she looks like she is in her mid 20s then it’s clear Mother Nature is giving us the green light accompanied with arrows and"your clear"signs.