Casa De Bayo - Bayonetta 2

Takemikazuchi actually has similar finishers. It’s all open palm slams. It’s lvl3 charge in umbran climax is fuckin amazing hahah

Got all the weapons: Anything + Salamandra is pretty fun. Really fond of Takemikazuchi and Chernaborg though.

Samus Costume is da shit.

Played entire game, start to finish, on stream yesterday. 3rd climax difficulty. Took me 6.5ish hrs (it was more because i fell asleep for like an hour or so on stream, lol) Final boss is wack and not anywhere as hype as Jubileus. Rest of the game is mad cray doe. Almost DmC level cray.

Moon River, wider than a mile… I’m crossing you in style, some day…

Aw shit, maybe that song is as catchy as “Fly Me to the Moon” after all…

While i like both songs, “Fly Me to the Moon” edges “Tomorrow is Mine” slightly. Something about that rendition of it

Was anybody else both happy and sad to see Grace and Glory LOL?

Like I said she’s too short.

the only woman with the legs to pull off a proper Bayonetta

The one the only…

You niggas act like because she short and even though she got on the costume and wig, that you don’t see Bayonetta lmao

No I didn’t.

Also who the hell is that? O.O

Cindy Crawford

Elle Macpherson has the proportions. I’ve seen her nude in playboy in 93. she had very inhuman like length to her legs. looked “unnatural”.
Crawford’s legs aren’t half as long as Macpherson’s.
so Elle could be a body double for Bayo. but her face looks nothing like Bayo and besides she’s old.

Just for fun I was looking at the reviews for Bayonetta 2 on Metacritic:

Amidst the 100s and 90s, there’s only 3 reviews bringing the average down:

  • Polygon gave the game a 75, but we all know that site has an agenda wich affected the review

  • Game Revolution gave the game a 70, I’ve never heard of this site (geez, I wonder why), but one of the “cons” of the game for them is “Feels like a last-gen game at times”… ok…

  • Some LEVEL (Czech Republic) gave the game a 60, since it seems to be a paper magazine, there’s only this excerpt “Over the top yet unimaginative. At least the fights are dynamic and the game itself can be a breath of fresh air, considering what else is available on the Wii U”…

Beginning my first playthrough as I post this message.

[details=Spoiler]I can’t control it…

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So in Tag Climax I…(actual spoiler incoming)

Spoiler

I tried out the Sage and he’s actually pretty cool to use. But not as fluid as Bayo or Jeanne, and I definitely gotta switch up my playstyle with him. Since he doesn’t shoot guns or etc its not as easy to keep up combos from a range when you need to close in. But once you unlock him I’d definitely say give him a shot!

Spoiler

Find the sage to be a Combo fiend from every range. Long range just mash kicks, up close just push buttons.

Those 3 reviewers are fucking scrubs who need to step up their execution, or go play chicken with Los Angeles rush-hour traffic.

Snagged Bayo 2 for $30. TOO SWEET!!!

dang what? how?

I really want to play through the first Bayonetta again once I pick this up, but the temptation to play in Samus’ suit might be too much.

Speaking of which, have any of you tried the first game on the WiiU yet? I’m wondering just how different (if at all) it is on WiiU compared to the first two systems it released on.

Also, are the extra costumes for 2 unlocked from the start, or…?

Both 1 and 2 have the nintendo costumes, 2 is the only one that has the Star Fox one though. I don’t know about Bayo 1, but 2 starts with the Star Fox outfit purchasable.