Calgary Thread 2014

Holy shit I never once said give money to these people. Stop implying I did. Everyone ever knows that’s a bad idea.

no buskers i’ve ever seen except for a group of people in banff ever impressed me enough to stop me for a few minutes from going to my original destination. I mean… why stop for average or uninteresting people for the sake of faux kindness?

If i saw a dude jamming shit out like this i’d be pretty impressed.

I don’t virtually oppose any of it, i’m just not easily impressed.
Beggars are a different story, as begging != busking.

ok Josh I’ll take the wii U

$225 for the console, the tablet, new super mario bros U (disc), and wind waker HD (disc)? anything else I’m missing?

nice to know my years of F5ing the calgary thread have FINALLY paid off!!!

A severe case of crabs, sorry sir.
When/where do you want to get it? I’ll pack it all up tonight… admittedly its probably a little dusty so i’ll clean that up first lol

Sorry les :frowning: i wanted to be fair!

I don’t need to pick it up immediately, can pick it up next time I see you whether that’s tomorrow at tubby’s or next week or whatever. If you weren’t planning to make tubby’s tomorrow, you don’t have to come just to give me the wii U, I mean

oh, also, I’m assuming it’s the 32 GB version of the wii U right?

give a man a fish, he eats for a day
teach a man to fish, he eats forever
have a conversation with a smelly drunk guy with dementia, change the world

Yeah, it’s http://www.nintendo.com/images/page/wiiu/buynow/bundle-wiiu-deluxe.jpg

Most likely not tomorrow, i don’t wanna lug it to work then to tubby lol but i can probably bring it to dickens or something this weekend?

If no one looked down on anyone, yes. The world would in fact be a very different place. Not that anyone cares enough, but read some Kropotkin if you’re interested. But that’s not nearly as fun as cliche’s.

To close off, I’m an attractive, white, straight, intelligent male with crazy supportive parents. Life was made to be easy for me. And it is.

I have no right to judge people who don’t get by as easily.

I dont give change often but from time to time I offer food. This weeds out the ones who need food vs the boozers. The boozer will refuse you buying food and say they want money, well the truly starving and down on their luck jump on the meal and are greatful.

Also would you guys be up for some Mario Kart 8 if I bring it too Tubby dogs

white guilt is pathetic

Also when I was in Junior high my family moved to the other side of the city. I wanted to finish the last 3 weeks of school with my friends, so the plan was I take the transit. First time taking transit I got lost and had no change to call my parents. I took me an hour at the CTrain station to get some one to give me a quarter. It was such a shitty feeling. Lost, scared and everyone looking at me garbage or con artist.

fuckin crackajackas

the white privilege struggle is real.

true that, karma is a fact of life.
every action has a fate of destiny.

sang if I ever make a fighting game, I’m going to get you to write all the pre-round hype quotes

nothing has ever topped the CvS2 announcer guy for saying awesome things all the time but with you writing the script it could finally happen

capcom where’s my CvS2 announcer DLC pack for SF4

I’m dead serious

Spare some change?
sorry man… got none
can I getta smoke?
ugh sure… here.
Can I get anudder one?
…really?

dude walks up
Do you have any spare alcohol??
Naw man I don’t just carry spare beers with me…
what the hell. . NOBODY HAS ANY ALCOHOL??

Hey man can you spare some money for food?
I’m just on my way to buy some pizza across the street, I’ll buy you some?
Oh… no, I want to go buy food at safeway over there.
Uh. . OK here you go gives 5 bucks
Awesome leaves in direction opposite of safeway
…really? You couldn’t even fake it?

Hey man my car broke down etc etc
…um, do you remember me?
sizes me up hmm. . No?
You asked me the same thing last week…
Waitaminute…
Yeah, remember me now?
Yeah! We smoked rocks together!
double take what? I doubt it lol
Yeah yeah I know you!
Not like that you dont!
Haha yeah… leans in so, you holdin’?

I have footage of the craziest busker you’ve ever seen from when I was in Spain a few years ago.

The guy was singing what I can only assume was complete nonsense because I couldn’t understand a word of it.

I’ll have to upload it to facebook some time.

He was playing on this giant rock close to Gaudi’s house.