Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Raz0r · December 23, 2013, 6:08pm

That stuff isn’t that uncommon. Babies are fragile and new parents, especially the young, are impatient.

d3v · December 24, 2013, 1:24pm

Using this, I have concluded that we would need 2 to 3 Russian “Tsar Bomba” 50MT H-bombs to effectively cut off most of Florida. Sadly, there’s still the panhandle to deal with.

Screw_Tiers · December 25, 2013, 4:29am

Felt like getting some juice and I pull this out…

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1525154_600382106695525_528639598_n.jpg

Yeah, I’m staying away from this.

Arkkai · December 25, 2013, 6:53am

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1380090_580430185363895_1058914180_n.png

oooh

Missing_Person · December 25, 2013, 10:55am

Florida: Where even Santa’s hard up.

Shin_Jr · December 25, 2013, 8:47pm

Its happening people! its all over now!!!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/12/14-pound-baby-giant-gift-for-fla-mom/

Starhammer · December 27, 2013, 8:19am

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/grinches-steals-fla-familys-presents-and-puppy

What is this? A good story? ABOUT FLORIDA?!?!? WHAT DA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!?!?!? :looney:

-Starhammer-

Arkkai · December 27, 2013, 3:44pm

it’s a christmas miracle!

MCP · December 31, 2013, 1:36am

Elderly Florida man arrested for breaking wife’s hip after she catches him on dating website:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/28/elderly-florida-man-arrested-for-breaking-wifes-hip-after-she-catches-him-on-dating-website/

Ki_Shima · December 31, 2013, 4:24pm

Rhio2k:

Strange shit does seem to happen here, for some reason. Hell, on the 22nd I was at a Greyhound bus station in Tallahassee to come back to Tampa, and decided to see if they finally got any decent arcade games. They had a couple bullshit Sega insert-token-every-minute timewasters…and MSH vs Sf. The screen was all scrambled, so I tried a couple reset switch tricks that worked on the old sf2 cabs, and got it running again with almost no graphical glitches. After putting in a quarter, I discovered that the joystick was borked to the point to where you physically had to LIFT it to make movements register. I struggled through, regaining my old stuff after the first match…then I hear a big sista start talking on her cell phone just outside the dining area. Hell, EVERYONE can hear it when a sista talks on her cell phone. So what? Let’s dive on in…

Sista: So where you had got yers? …yeah, they be costin a lot, but they good. My sister had a blue one till she broke it…Yeah, it was one of them that vibrated. She gave it to me when she broke it…yeah, but you can still use it, though.

At this point, with MY dirty mind, I’m mentally chastising myself. “Dude, you’re sick…who the hell would be talking about dildos in public?”

Sista: I don’t know if I like the regular ones or vibratin ones better, cuz I don’t even much be using the vibrate until near the end. …yeah, girl, the rest of the time, I just be rubbin’ it in and out, I can’t take that vibrate full time…I know, right?

Me: :wtf:…no way

3 military dudes who were having a lively conversation at the table behind me before this sista showed up had fallen silent.

All 3: :wtf:…

Mother with a small boy: looks around, looks at us…me and 2 dudes at the table shrug, Sakura kills my Spider-man

Sista: My boyfriend hid my old one, but I got a new one this week…yep, a big red one…uhn-hunh…nah, they ain’t have a sale. It was like 35. They let me take it out the package and feel it before I bought it. Imma LOVE this one.

At this point, I’m just staring at the screen pretending to play, randomly hitting buttons and moving the joystick. This crap is like the vocal version of a train wreck…you don’t want to hear it but you can’t stop listening. Beat Sakura when she ran into my fierce punch 3 times.

Sista:…yeah, I think that nigga mighta gave my old one to his ex. Fuck, HE might have it. He always like it when I play with his ass.

Brain: Where’s the bleach?! Don’t tell me we’re outta bleach!!

Sister: Awright. I’ll holla atchu later when I’m about to get home.

walks toward boarding lines

Me: …wow.

sigh…we just got some low-class people here, I guess.

Jessus christ, and you’re still living there? Give it up, for gods sake

Rhio2k · December 31, 2013, 4:30pm

Ki_Shima:

Rhio2k:

Strange shit does seem to happen here, for some reason. Hell, on the 22nd I was at a Greyhound bus station in Tallahassee to come back to Tampa, and decided to see if they finally got any decent arcade games. They had a couple bullshit Sega insert-token-every-minute timewasters…and MSH vs Sf. The screen was all scrambled, so I tried a couple reset switch tricks that worked on the old sf2 cabs, and got it running again with almost no graphical glitches. After putting in a quarter, I discovered that the joystick was borked to the point to where you physically had to LIFT it to make movements register. I struggled through, regaining my old stuff after the first match…then I hear a big sista start talking on her cell phone just outside the dining area. Hell, EVERYONE can hear it when a sista talks on her cell phone. So what? Let’s dive on in…

Sista: So where you had got yers? …yeah, they be costin a lot, but they good. My sister had a blue one till she broke it…Yeah, it was one of them that vibrated. She gave it to me when she broke it…yeah, but you can still use it, though.

At this point, with MY dirty mind, I’m mentally chastising myself. “Dude, you’re sick…who the hell would be talking about dildos in public?”

Sista: I don’t know if I like the regular ones or vibratin ones better, cuz I don’t even much be using the vibrate until near the end. …yeah, girl, the rest of the time, I just be rubbin’ it in and out, I can’t take that vibrate full time…I know, right?

Me: :wtf:…no way

3 military dudes who were having a lively conversation at the table behind me before this sista showed up had fallen silent.

All 3: :wtf:…

Mother with a small boy: looks around, looks at us…me and 2 dudes at the table shrug, Sakura kills my Spider-man

Sista: My boyfriend hid my old one, but I got a new one this week…yep, a big red one…uhn-hunh…nah, they ain’t have a sale. It was like 35. They let me take it out the package and feel it before I bought it. Imma LOVE this one.

At this point, I’m just staring at the screen pretending to play, randomly hitting buttons and moving the joystick. This crap is like the vocal version of a train wreck…you don’t want to hear it but you can’t stop listening. Beat Sakura when she ran into my fierce punch 3 times.

Sista:…yeah, I think that nigga mighta gave my old one to his ex. Fuck, HE might have it. He always like it when I play with his ass.

Brain: Where’s the bleach?! Don’t tell me we’re outta bleach!!

Sister: Awright. I’ll holla atchu later when I’m about to get home.

walks toward boarding lines

Me: …wow.

sigh…we just got some low-class people here, I guess.

Jessus christ, and you’re still living there? Give it up, for gods sake

This seems to be anywhere that’s warm full-time in America. Ghetto people have poor planning, so they like consistent weather. That’s less routine for them to vary.

Starhammer · January 2, 2014, 10:56am

http://news.msn.com/us/judge-strikes-down-fla-welfare-drug-testing-law

not sure how I’m feeling about it. On the obvious hand, do it because the LAST thing you’d want to hear is that somebody is just sitting around getting high on welfare money that we taxpayers are giving them. On the other hand, this law would almost certainly be abused, causing people who are innocent to be cheated out of what could be the ONLY thing that can help them get back on their feet; I.E. I remember hearing about a guy testing positive for weed when everybody knew he didn’t smoke. unfortunately for him, he was probably the ONLY person living on that block who didn’t. :looney: well, I guess it’s a moot point for now.

-Starhammer-

Raz0r · January 2, 2014, 11:09pm

This is a stupid idea when your representatives in Florida, who are paid through public money, have been caught red-handed doing drugs. I don’t see their paychecks being stripped away.

d3v · January 2, 2014, 11:38pm

Shouldn’t be surprised since this is Florida. The state might as well be the geopolitical equivalent of Bison’s Tuesday speech.

Kat_Fortune · January 3, 2014, 6:41pm

but Florida isn’t always crazy? Around my area, there is almost never something crazy. That’s not to say everything is perfect, but not everybody is an apocalypse waiting to happen, and not everywhere detracts your brain cells and doubles as a danger zone. We even have civilized Black Friday in some places. Florida gets a bit too much hate. Florida is insane, but not all of it all the time.

Rhio2k · January 4, 2014, 4:27am

We’ve had crazier shit happen in other states (ethnic cleansing in LA, for example), but we DO have more…incidents. I suspect many, if not most, are caused by New Yorkers and other snowbirds who moved down here.

Dazed · January 4, 2014, 7:54pm

2014 off to a good start?

http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20140103/NEWS01/140103008/Police-Pizzaman-had-sex-family-dog?nclick_check=1

Police: Man had sex with family dog

After he was caught on camera having sex with a German Shepherd mix, Palm Bay police say they arrested a man on animal cruelty charges.

One official said he could be banned from living with pets in the future.

Last Friday, Palm Bay police arrested 22-year-old Joshua Lee Werbicki at a Papa John’s restaurant on Minton Road where he worked, accusing him of repeatedly having sex with the dog, according to police documents. The dog is described as a “family pet” and police say Werbicki lives at the same home where the crime occurred.

Brevard County Animal Services Sgt. Michael Healy said the dog belonged to the man’s roommate, and remains in her custody. Healy said the police notified his agency, and they’re waiting for the police to finish their work on the case. Healy said his agency could potentially seek an injunction to have the pizza guy banned from owning, or living with, any type of animals in Brevard County.

Police documents show the owner of the dog told police the pet has been limping noticeably, signs of physical injury caused by the activity. Police say the dog has been showing signs of fear when approached by family members.

Police say the sexual acts were recorded by in-home surveillance cameras.

Werbicki was arrested and booked on charges of cruelty to animals and sexual acts involving animals. Court records show cruelty to animals is a felony crime, while sex with animals is a misdemeanor.

nice stache

Spoiler

http://cmsimg.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=A9&Date=20140103&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=140103008&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0&Police-Man-had-sex-family-dog

Rhio2k · January 4, 2014, 9:09pm

Massachussetts topped that one…but nobody mentioned it. Probably because it didn’t take place in Florida.

Oh, and obligatory “screwed the pooch” comment.

Starhammer · January 5, 2014, 1:41pm

Dazed:

2014 off to a good start?

http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20140103/NEWS01/140103008/Police-Pizzaman-had-sex-family-dog?nclick_check=1

Police: Man had sex with family dog

After he was caught on camera having sex with a German Shepherd mix, Palm Bay police say they arrested a man on animal cruelty charges.

One official said he could be banned from living with pets in the future.

Last Friday, Palm Bay police arrested 22-year-old Joshua Lee Werbicki at a Papa John’s restaurant on Minton Road where he worked, accusing him of repeatedly having sex with the dog, according to police documents. The dog is described as a “family pet” and police say Werbicki lives at the same home where the crime occurred.

Brevard County Animal Services Sgt. Michael Healy said the dog belonged to the man’s roommate, and remains in her custody. Healy said the police notified his agency, and they’re waiting for the police to finish their work on the case. Healy said his agency could potentially seek an injunction to have the pizza guy banned from owning, or living with, any type of animals in Brevard County.

Police documents show the owner of the dog told police the pet has been limping noticeably, signs of physical injury caused by the activity. Police say the dog has been showing signs of fear when approached by family members.

Police say the sexual acts were recorded by in-home surveillance cameras.

Werbicki was arrested and booked on charges of cruelty to animals and sexual acts involving animals. Court records show cruelty to animals is a felony crime, while sex with animals is a misdemeanor.

nice stache

Spoiler

http://cmsimg.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=A9&Date=20140103&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=140103008&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0&Police-Man-had-sex-family-dog

The secrets of Doggystyle are very powerful, but well hidden. However, One cannot gain the sacred knowledge by using forbidden arts. Whatever they would have learned would only be a twisted, shadowy reflection of the truth.

-Starhammer-

d3v · January 6, 2014, 2:53pm

Dazed:

2014 off to a good start?

http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20140103/NEWS01/140103008/Police-Pizzaman-had-sex-family-dog?nclick_check=1

Police: Man had sex with family dog

After he was caught on camera having sex with a German Shepherd mix, Palm Bay police say they arrested a man on animal cruelty charges.

One official said he could be banned from living with pets in the future.

Last Friday, Palm Bay police arrested 22-year-old Joshua Lee Werbicki at a Papa John’s restaurant on Minton Road where he worked, accusing him of repeatedly having sex with the dog, according to police documents. The dog is described as a “family pet” and police say Werbicki lives at the same home where the crime occurred.

Brevard County Animal Services Sgt. Michael Healy said the dog belonged to the man’s roommate, and remains in her custody. Healy said the police notified his agency, and they’re waiting for the police to finish their work on the case. Healy said his agency could potentially seek an injunction to have the pizza guy banned from owning, or living with, any type of animals in Brevard County.

Police documents show the owner of the dog told police the pet has been limping noticeably, signs of physical injury caused by the activity. Police say the dog has been showing signs of fear when approached by family members.

Police say the sexual acts were recorded by in-home surveillance cameras.

Werbicki was arrested and booked on charges of cruelty to animals and sexual acts involving animals. Court records show cruelty to animals is a felony crime, while sex with animals is a misdemeanor.

nice stache

Spoiler

http://cmsimg.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=A9&Date=20140103&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=140103008&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0&Police-Man-had-sex-family-dog

Well, that’s another way to throw the dog a “bone.”