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George Zimmerman back in jail, for threatening his pregnant girlfriend with his shotgun

huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/george-zimmerman-assault_n_4299328.html

Wait, let me grab my hair dryer.

After threatening his wife too.

He’s officially our version of OJ.

Zimmerman, Zimmerman
does whatever a dumb ass can.
Gets a gun, any size
threaten people with their lives
Look out!
Here comes the Zimmerman!

LIES LIES LIES, Fox News told me without a doubt that Treyvon Martin was the thug, Zimmerman saves people from burning vehicles.

He’ dumber than OJ.

OJ had enough sense to lay low for a few years after he got off.

Zimmerman started fucking up only a few months after the verdict

Looks like someone went ahead and did some legwork on Florida’s dangers. I swear, the Magneto**,“YOU ARE DEAD!! HAHAHAHAAAAA!!”** line from the X-men game is just about perfect for that place.

Still, want to go if for no other reason than to get pics of the place before someone finally hits the ol’ self-destruct switch on it.

-Starhammer-

I watched South Park episode about Zimmerman, I found this accurate.

so the latest post zimmerman pulling a gun on his ex wife and father in law as we know now is the fuck up with the girlfriend of whom he knew for 12 years, but check it.

she said she was in fear when she was with him, but in classical female bullshit, she decided that she could help him. its one thing to help your depressed boyfriend get a job, lose weight, etc… normal things in life, ya know, and another to try to help a murdering sociopath back to normalcy. what did she get for that you ask

well she got booted out of her own house by zimmerman, a gun pulled on her, went public with the story just so she could at least get some type of protection from him, and the icing on the cake

HE SENT A PHOTO TO HER DAUGHTER OF A STILL IMAGE FROM A SEXY VIDEO HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND (her mother) MADE.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/george-zimmermans-girlfriend-speaks-to-local-6/-/1637132/23057000/-/item/0/-/4tw0diz/-/index.html

i wish that george zimmerman thread was still alive. it really shouldnt have been closed, but srk is what it is these days. i want all the zimmerman supporters that werent trolls, but legit thought he was a decent dude who was innocent, and just caught in the wrong place at the wrong time to tell me their opinion now.

oh, and one of the jurors came out recently this week saying hes guilty and something about god punishing him i think. the only minority juror (who actually thought he was guilty) their was almost homeless as of a few weeks ago. she lost friends, her job, and said her and her husband had to sell their stuff to get by.

look at this guy. he was caught speeding through texas and told the cop he wasnt going anywhere particular. he pulled a gun on his ex wife and father in law, now pulled a gun on his girlfriend of whom he has known for 12 years, and he has no where to go but down. you hear me. NO WHERE TO GO BUT DOWN. this is only going to get worse. he is either going to kill himself, or someone else. hopefully himself.

hes too pussy to rot in prison. hes gonna go out with a bang like the rest of the pussies just like him. smdh

lets continue outing all these closet maniacs, citizens of the USA. let us normal people live in peace, prosper, and continue progressing forward.

What a stupid c@nt.

It’s Florida, people shouldn’t be surprised that this shit is happening.

Dude passed out in a running car with drugs in his lap?
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/os-man-falls-asleep-drugs-lap-20131122,0,2016627.story

That’s Florida for you.

$40 million in Cocaine offloaded in your shores?

That’s Florida for you.

Man shoots wife and twin kids?
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/os-twin-dies-pregnant-woman-killed-20131122,0,3726284.story

That’s Florida for you.

Family tied up at home and then robbed?
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/os-parents-kids-tied-up-highland-oaks-20131122,0,1347258.story

That’s Florida for you.

Woman get’s bathroom caulking, cement, mineral oil and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant pumped into her ass by a transvestive doctor?

That’s Florida for you.

EDIT: Yes, I literally just typed in “Florida News” in Google and this was all in the first couple of links that came up.

i live in this state too :frowning:

Arnold knows what you should do.

-Starhammer-

Whoops! I’m sure she’ll get it right next time!

Add Arizona to the list please.

Bang Bang
"Who’s there?"
thud

I have to say that it amaze me how much you hate Florida considering that you don’t even live on any state of USA :rofl:
BTW, whys is there always a place like Florida in every country? In Honduras we have Olancho wich is bad for almost all the same reasons than Florida and Texas combined :looney:

:sad:

“thought it was her boyfriend”? :wtf: I guess confirming who it was first didn’t occur to her.

-Starhammer-

My favorite part of the story is that she was about to murder her boyfriend for knocking on the door. Probably would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for her meddling kid.

I don’t hate Florida. I actually love the state for the amount of comedy it provides.