Breaking news: Obama still American, Donald Trump still has bad hair

"The White House on Wednesday morning released the president’s long form birth certificate (pdf) in an attempt to put “birther” questions to rest.

“The President believed the distraction over his birth certificate wasn’t good for the country. It may have been good politics and good T.V., but it was bad for the American people and distracting from the many challenges we face as a country,” White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer said in a statement.

The president had released his certificate of live birth in 2008, but many “birthers” said the absence of a long form birth certificate prompted questions about Obama’s birthplace of Hawaii. In recent weeks potential GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump has brought birther questions into the forefront of the media.

“At a time of great consequence for this country–when we should be debating how we win the future, reduce our deficit, deal with high gas prices, and bring stability to the Middle East, Washington, DC, was once again distracted by a fake issue,” Pfeiffer said. “The President’s hope is that with this step, we can move on to debating the bigger issues that matter to the American people and the future of the country.”

Obama admitted at a White House press conference following the document’s release Wednesday morning that he’s been both amused and puzzled by the degree to which his place of birth has become an issue.

The president echoed Pfeiffer’s statements saying that Americans and their representatives need to come together to solve issues such as how to “invest in our future” while tackling the federal deficit and federal debt:

But we’re not going to be able to do it if we are distracted. We’re not going to be able to do it if we spend time vilifying each other. We’re not going to be able to do it if we just make stuff up and pretend that facts are not facts. We’re not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers.

Though the president didn’t mention Trump by name, Obama noted that when he announced his deficit plan this month, his birth certificate, not our country’s economic future, dominated the news that week.

Trump on Wednesday took full credit for the release.

“I feel I’ve accomplished something really really important and I’m honored by it,” Trump said at a press conference held during his pre-scheduled visit today to New Hampshire. Trump noted that people have long been requesting the document, but Trump was the only one who got the president to release it. Trump suggested Wednesday this development will boost his own potential presidential candidacy.

Trump said he and others are still going to have to assess the document’s authenticity. We’re “going to look at it. We have to see if it’s real, if it’s proper,” Trump said. But he added that he’s “sure it’s the right deal” and is looking forward to moving on to more important issues such as OPEC and China.

UPDATE 9:38 a.m. EST: Story updated to reflect Donald Trump’s reaction.

UPDATE 10:08 a.m. EST: Story updated to include President Obama’s press comments."

White House releases Obama birth certificate - Yahoo! News

How the fuck are gas prices going up, the economy is still incredibly shitty and financial aid for thousands of students about to disappear and this is the shit that has to be dealt with?

Canada ain’t looking all that bad.

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The red herrings retards in this country worry about are so funny. There are plenty of valid reasons for disliking Obama, but somehow people feel they need to make up dumb shit to go against him.

yeah i know right?

this whole thing is stupid, and just further demonstrates how stupid conservatives are.

i actually like donald trump, but i lost a lot of respect for him after this (and celebrity apprentice).

Yeah this whole thing was stupid as fuck.

Isn’t Trump trying to take credit for this :rofl:

Now i want him to show me his i am a Christian certificate!

the amount of coverage this bullshit has gotten pisses me off to no end. it also acts to illustrate just how pathetic our media in this country is.

I saw that shep smith was fairly pissed off about having to reconfirm that Obama is a citizen… which is good, because fox along with cnn and cbs personally sent journalists to the state to see the vaulted birth certificate (Hawaii law forbids it leaving state hands, ONLY the certificate of life birth is ever given out by the state). that being said, fox viewers were immediately labeling smith as a liberal for stating facts… propaganda is a hell of a tool.

and let’s be honest, what’s the real thrust behind all this suspicion, why was obama the first president scrutinized in such a way (candidates are heavily vetted LONG before they even make it to the general election)? hmmm… i wonder… what’s the main difference between Obama and every other president in history… golly gee willickers, i can’t figure it out.

You actually respected Trump?

I don’t even respect him on the business front since he somehow got a Casino bankrupt… a casino. :confused:

And if it’s about the hot wives who took millions from him, any rich guy can do the same too.

I personally feel the Country is a great risk until we know whether or not Obama was born a hermaphrodite. Guys, I know these things take times but I think we’ll sleep better once we know that the President is or is not a flesh-eyed, bowl-headed morphodite.

News shows dnt even wanna report on issues anymore
they just wanna be like entertainment tonight in the political world

You know trump is racist right?

yeah he’s a successful business guy, a good negotiator, and a hard worker who pays attention to details. and he always struck me as an intelligent person. he came close to bankruptcy but bounced back.

compare and contrast to wall street CEOs, who are just pieces of shit.

he didn’t come close to bankruptcy and bounce back… he DECLARED bankruptcy to get rid of his debt collectors then came back. there is a big difference. also i think his biggest success in the business world is in self-marketing… which i’ll give him, he’s really good at.

I just think respect is not a word I’d use just because someone is successful, especially if the way he’s gone about maintaining wealth has been through rather questionable tactics.

I’ll acknowledge that’s he’s a good businessman, and he’s knows how to take smart risks that pay off, he also especially keen on what self-promotion ideas will work… but do I respect him for it? Naw…

Bill Gates has pledged to donate his 60 billion dollar fortune to charity instead of continuing a nepotist dynasty, that’s worthy of respect in my opinion.

declared bankruptcy like 4 times. Trump isn’t even very rich. He doesn’t build or develop the properties his name is on, he simply licenses out his name to other developers because he is a celebrity now.

lies!

LIIIIIIEEEESSSSSS!!!

Poor Obama. His skin condition and last name put him in a tough spot.

lol I like how the bottom advertising of my screen is of Donald Trump.
Anywho, just another day in American politics, wouldn’t you agree?

Did he invite the black lady in last season’s apprentice to play golf with him whilst everyone else had to work on their task

That it even came to this is horrifically sad. This is why the Internet is garbage. The rate at which information and misinformation spread is equal, and the ability of people to distinguish between the two has not met that pace in our generation.