Breaking news: Obama still American, Donald Trump still has bad hair

He lost a lot of money, but he is still worth about $2 billion. Which is more than all of SRK combined. :sad:

He always strikes me as the guy that just got lucky, and started inflating his own worth/ego.

lol shouldnt he now dispell the rumours he’s the antichrist lol.

Obama - “We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We’ve got better stuff to do. I’ve got better stuff to do.”

flies to Oprah

LOL. Indeed Mr. President, indeed. :tup:

there are plenty of people who are lucky who are failures in life. like i know a guy whose parents worked at microsoft when it was a small company. as you know, the stock skyrocketed and everyone working there became insta millionaires. so he was born into wealth. but this guy sucks, flunked out of school, was unemployed for a LONG time, still doesn’t really have a job, and basically fucked up a bunch of times. sure, he’ll inherit his parents money but that’s about it. compare to the donald who was born with a silver spoon and started a gigantic business empire way larger than his dad’s.

tldr: luck means nothing if you are a lazy scrub. just take a look at all the losers who won the lotto and ended up penniless anyway. EPIC FAIL.

edit: donald pwned rosie o donnel a bunch of times calling her an ugly fat lesbo, so that’s bonus points

So some real news happened today, Hamas and Fatah decided to reconcile…

Trump actually was born into his wealth. His father was really rich, I don’t know why this is never mentioned. And yes he declared bankruptcy multiple times. It’s funny how Republicans like declaring bankruptcy but will shame the American public into sticking with underwater homes. Most people really should walk away from a bad mortgage, like most rich people do. They call it “strategic default.” When a normal person is in trouble they say “you shouldn’t have gotten that McMansion, disgusting. Poor people shouldn’t have homes, pay back what you owe peon!”

Anyway Ron Paul is running, go vote for him. He will get assassinated before he takes office, but at least you can say you did something right for once.

I should make the thread but I don’t care. Plus I want to see America destroyed as it really won’t affect me, and I can just move to India like everyone else with money.

successful troll is successful. Well played Trump.

Oh I agree, utterly despicable to expect people to be responsible with their finances. :coffee:

I don’t know what’s worse the fact that so many people are so quick to believe a lie or that the president gave enough credence to the idiots as to dignify them with a response at all.

It’s both immoral and logical for Trump to suggest Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. and then turn around and use the proof given to bolster his own image as if all he ever said was that he wanted to force Obama’s hand.

waits for spuddylyff8 to defend Trump…and cops

i cant believe trump aligned himself with the birthers. those nippleheads are obviously unintelligent people but i wouldn’t expect trump to hop on the same yellowbus as them. i genuinely don’t think that was a smart move, but we know trump likes to take risks. conservatives continue to agitate Obama to get a reaction out of him. i think O needs his own presidential anti-troll team to handle all the mud being slung at him. my dude is gonna snap one day.:chainsaw::grrr:

If you don’t like Obama to begin with, you’ll transition to the next trivial reason to not like him despite the new certificate. My friends over on the 99% conservative politics section of a car forum I frequent have already spawned threads of his certificate being a heavily layered pdf document with proof.

I’ve never been one to throw out the race card because I think it’s stupid how bad it’s spammed. However, I agree, he’s unlike any POTUS before, name-wise as well. It’s only natural for opponents to draw attention to that in a negative context. The ironic thing now however is opposition is bullying people into not considering the issue a matter of race.

One thing I’ve pondered is we’re suppose to bash truthers who insist 9/11 was a conspiracy that killed 3,000+ people for the purpose of advancing particular agendas.

A conspiracy involving placing a foreigner with altered birth documents in office who would then systematically weaken, tear down the entire country and put hundreds of millions of lives in danger isn’t far fetched though?

*shrug

Wait a sec, now he has provided and others are “chastising” him because he didn’t do it sooner? sighes. My question is why people had the nerve to even question? What was the reasoning for questioning his “birth”? Didn’t he provide something before? I would feel sorry for his mother and can’t imagine what would she be going through if she was alive. Didn’t he already provided his proof when he was enrolled at Harvard? Didn’t he provide that proof when he was employed while living in Hawaii? Didn’t he provide this “proof” when he ran for office as a congressman?

That doesn’t matter at all.

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I have to hear about this every time I turn on the radio because half the radio stations down here are conservative talk radio/propaganda. The big point of contention according to the radio pundits is that in an interview one time, his relative said he was born in Kenya, but then she immediately corrected herself. They don’t even consider the fact she’s old probably just misspoke, we MUST have a conspiracy on our hands!

Remove the warning labels off of everything. We’ll see the death rates of “the stupids” sky-rocket!

darwyn up in this bitch? i like it!

Whatcha gonna do America? [HE’S GOT DA PAPERS BRUDDER!!!](Obama’s next campaign song, HE’S DA PAPERS BRUDDER!!!)

Cliche as it is, he’s gotta rock this hard on the next campaign.

As a fairly decent human being with a semi-functioning brain, I hate most of humanity.

The short form certificate was enough proof to show Barack was born in America. Legally, that’s all you need. Barack just slow rolled the long form to show just how ignorant the Republicans and Teabaggers really are with their inane conspiracy theories and hysteria over having a: black muslim, socialist, Manchurian candidate, nazi zombie Kenyan as President.

Shep needs his own pundit show, but maybe since he isn’t a douche he doesn’t want one. He’s probably the only straight shooter on Fox (although I never watch Fox so who knows). Blows my mind that a teary eyed pussy like Glen Beck can be so popular and Shep can’t get his own show like that.

I was going to type up a huge wall of text about how pissed off I was that our goddamned President of the United States had to reconfirm that he was a US citizen, but this video does a good enough job already. Watch it, please.

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