Boot to the head? Pimp sues Nike

Unfortunately, People from everywhere are enabling niggas…in particular, the media is the biggest culprit. People doing good things? Nah. don’t put that in the news. Unbelievable save from a life-or-death situation by a most unlikely hero? Forget it. nobody wants that. People upholding the worst of stereotypes?

MAKE TV SHOWS OF IT!!! DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!

…and the people will watch it. Repeatedly.

-Starhammer-

Oh shit, race war. </grabs popcorn>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHCQA1EJiC0

Waiting for a person to suffocate someone with tissue paper and then sue Kleenex for not putting a warning label that tissue can be used as a deadly weapon.

What’s next, a girl suing mcD’s for not warning their food is unhealthy or that their :coffee: is hot?..oh wait…:coffee:

I cant be the only one who hopes he wins simply for the hilarity of going to the shoe store and seeing WARNING on that big tacky orange box :rofl:

seriously tho, fuck nike

you’re barely scratching the durface there, this just small time compared to all the other shit. that looks ok…

What he’s doing isn’t that stupid. The jury in his case classified his shoes as dangerous weapons to get him in on the maximum sentence. You can’t have it both ways.

Hey man, he ruined a perfectly good pair of shoes.

:rofl: What kind of lawyer did this nigga even have? Did this dude hire a prosecutor to defend him or something what is this?

100 years though for NOT killing someone? Aite

http://i2.minus.com/iEOwLpCn6cWod.jpg

Some people should stick to heels

“she was asking for it” + look how it lines up. But, the John was the one actually stepped on by the pimp.

& now this guy is getting pimped in prison. And isn’t getting paid for it.

the nigga’s name is “Sirgiorgio” :rofl:

While Nike is at it, they might as well put it on these:

Spoiler

http://www.freewebs.com/icewithme/ndorfinwomens.jpg

I can just imagine the lawyers at Nike having a field day once they got served with this. This guy should have just asked for soap on a rope and done his 100 years…

Do hammers come with a disclaimer? What about bricks, pots and pans, and barbells?

http://www.buec.udel.edu/pollacks/Acct350/Handouts/Wacky%20Warning%20Labels.htm

Dang, its a lesser applicable joke and I won’t sully the last post with an edit.

But it looks like Guy vs CViper with her hair down (not in a giant dookie braid) should be a better matchup.

A mystery in the spoiler box, no more images though

[details=Spoiler]
It is an extreme injustice that during his unveiling, there was this photo of run dash, overhead roundhouse kick, showing the sole of his shoe "iz like an air force 1, dats why i liek guy :smokin: "

That is now missing from the entire internet. If you have any more information on the subject, please contact me immediately with your findings and any possible help, thank you. No, I do not believe Nike would’ve sued the Street Fighters for this patented shoe sole design from 30 years ago.[/details]

The victim is now a sneakerhead.

wow they just released footage of the beating…shits pretty savage i can see how he got that sentence

[details=Spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EytHvB0MNd8

Davidstar:

man wtf is wrong with black sentinel :sad:

Hypebeast alert.

my response :

Spoiler

mad scrubs :cool: