Naw son. You beat a man wit’ a shoe. We could let that slide. Pimping women (or anyone, regardless of gender for that matter)? Bad. You’ll have to do some time for that, but still, not the worst thing you’ve done. The worst thing is the,“Just do it” puns that you have now caused…
100 years? JUST DO IT.
DAT ASS?..I JUST DID IT. -Bubba
“Nike never said to do that ya dumb bitch.” -Suspect’s gf on the news.
“He was always a good boy! He was always good to his children…” -Some random person related in some way to the suspect. :bluu:
I guess now we know where that other shoe dropped.
Bottom line: May as well accept the fact that you are about to become someone’s bitch…FOREVER.
I blame black people for listening to the black people who are ENABLING niggas by always blaming everything on the white man/republicans, and never niggas themselves. Sharpton needs a privilege check.
Pimp Willy I always knew you were bitchmade, even the dentist you went to today said “there’s something massive stuck in your mouth…I’ve…I’ve never encountered such a massive case of DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH SON”!
Anyway cases of this nature always make me laugh. For publicity sake Nike should humour his case and troll him. Just go out of their way to provide the physics on why they are not responsible, that his weight would and the speed he kicked at would have been the deciding factor in the injuries caused, and that the damage of their shoe moving at 30mph would be inconsequential.