Those fucking snakes in the Forbidden Woods!!! x((
Oh yeah, and where do you get the item that unlocks the doorway to the right of the Vicar Amelia boss? I heard there was an NPC that gives you an item but I canāt find anything like that.
I think itās in the woods. A NPC there gave me an item to use at a shrouded church to the right of the Grand Cathedral. He was in a house in the village not too far from the lantern.
The woods, as in Hemwick? I looked all around and I could only find one NPCā¦and it was some dude who doesnāt even talk, just screams over and over again.
Maybe someone could post a screenshot to help me out? 
Welp Rifle Spear is godlike. Found the weapon Iām gonna build around. Already started putting point into Skill and I already have high bloodtinge. 2 handed the damage and charged move is devastating. One handed the thurst combo is very good for maintaining distance, staying healthy, and hitting multiple enemies when lined up which isnt hard.
Whooped the 3rd bosses ass with this thing. Charged running spear move makes fighting everything much easier, like even easier than before. Also bullet damage increase I noticed, makes hand gun pretty obsolete.
I loved the Blood Axe and alot of people are saying itās the best weapon when maxed which honestly wouldnāt surprise me because itās moveset is perfect. Just think strength focused builds are over done and boring to play
But the massive increase in range (kill more enemies from safe distance) along with the damage this thing can still do is amazing. Canāt wait to upgrade it higher.
The forbidden woods. The house the NPC is at is on the way to the poison cavern.
Goddamn, Iām further behind than I thought. Where even is the Forbidden Woods or the Poison Cavern? Lol.
Broke down and picked up a PS4 and Bloodborne. Managed to snag the last copy too. Freaking fun as hell. It also feels tougher than Dark Souls by a long shot. However, thatās probably due in part to being a different style of game. Iāve died so many times already exploring the first area. Fortunately, Iām getting the hang of countering and dodging pretty well. I still havenāt been able to do a backstab on anyone. Is that even still in? I remember from DS the whole process being incredibly easy to pull off.
Now if only the load times were shorter. Canāt wait until that patch comes out.
Is there a stronger version of the portable lantern? I like it, but I wish the light was brighter.
The path to the Forbidden Woods is at plaza at the Grand Cathedral. One of the giants is resting directly in front of it.
You need to get a counterhit with a gun if you want to backstab. You can also get the stun if you land a charged attack from behind.
I donāt have the game but I need you to do a favor for me. When you find the fat pig, land a critical kill for me. I need you to shove your hand up the anus of a swine.
Darkbeast Paarl is reking my shit so bad and Iām not sure if I have any other places to go. So far I think BB may have taken over as the best souls game, but that might be the new n shiny talking. Either way itās fucking fantastic.
Me vs Blood-starved Beast and Vicar Amelia
[details=Spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWpQULvpQvE
YOU CAN PARRY IT?!??
Well fuckā¦
I started doing chalice dungeons. I did two and they were very easy. I was definitely over leveled for them. One counteract is what it took for me to bring down a boss. Do the chalice bosses respawn? If they do then I can see myself farming insight at these dungeons.
I believe you can! I saw someone posting about them farming insight there early game. They didnāt say specifically whether they made new dungeons or not, but I would imagine he didnāt.
Father Gasuhduhsksijha has mad tech traps. My dodges are getting bopped. It doesnāt help that my weapon broke and I have no way to fix it right now I think.
Iām learning that you can parry pretty much anything. It takes a few tries to really get the timing down. If it werenāt for the ammo limit the pistol would be op as hell.
Did you actually pick up the powder keg badge? Iād go back to that rooftop to make sure.
I killed Chucklefuck OāMini-Gun by slapping his dumb ass off of the tower.
Then I killed myself to reset the world, which puts his badge back on the top of the tower to just pick up along with all of your blood echoes.
Iād advise to try and find all NPCās that are locked in their house and talk to you in that area, as there should be a girl that gives music box.
The music box stuns Father Guacamole, but if you use it more than three times heāll up and transform right away. It still stuns in his wolf form IRC though.
Also how the hell did you break you weapon this early? were you banging it against rocks? Unless youāre in NG+ or something I guess.
What do you mean you canāt fix it? Go to the Hunterās Dream in the house. It costs a few hundred souls to repair.