Best quotes from EVO

diago wins the first best of 3, ricky ortiz took one of those rounds and then takes the 1st round of the second set.

Adam Sessler: “2 for ricky 2 for diago”

towards the end of Jwong/Gamerbee match:

Skisonic, “I don’t like the look on Justin’s face right now…actually I do like the look on his face.”

i can maths good. 1390*

Random dude from the crowd shouting multiple times during the Melty Blood finals:
“Keep him in the f*cking corner! Don’t let him out!”

" WHERE DEM SOUR POWERS AT??? NAH FUCK THAT SHIT!!! IM GONNA FUCK SUM BITHCEZ!!!@ " imho

Ski - “And the golden stick going to… NOT Justin Wong!”

“even steven”
“he must dig deep inside and find himself”
“Ricky promise me he would win the round everytime he land the snake strike”
“Oh NO!, this could be it”

-Seth

Go get a calculator. Started 610 AD, current year is 2010… that make it… wait for it… 1400 years old.

Almost everything Adam Sessler said. Sorry, I laugh at idiots. Stay classy, G4.

I must have missed the Buzz Lightyear quote. What was it in reference to?

Three Chun-Li jabs w/o fierce = doing the Kayane combo

There were quite a few fantastic drunken gems being tossed about during the Women’s Invitational.

Yeah seriously that guy didn’t fall asleep. He was counting!

Yeah seriously that guy didn’t fall asleep. He was counting!

The crowd imitating Vega in SSF4 matches and HDR.
Seth’s “Some call it autistic, some call it focus” when talking about Juicebox’s rocking in the chair.
Sessler’s “A flurry! A flurry is coming from Ricky”

Ricky O and GamberBee doin the Rufus raise the roof

Seconding the PYEEEEEOW during HDR, that was so goddamned hilarious, I was laughing my ass off. Especially when people started attempting Balrog’s HUUUUAGH.

Edit: I almost forgot, there were like 4 hilarious guys sitting behind me and my friend during SSF4 women’s finals. They were just talking about how the street scene was so exciting. Like: “Dude, stop throwing fireballs, I’m trying to watch this exciting street scene, I’m on the edge of my seat.”

Hi sir, I corrected myself already. Thanks for trying though.

This might be only amusing to Tekken fans, but I’ll post it anyway.

Tokido actually timed the random stage select to get a wall-less stage, haha. Aris follows with: “What a jerk! That guy is so cheap. I like Tokido. He nailed a just frame before the game started.”

I heard this was the best quote.

AirBrushKing: YOU’RE ERIK ARROYO?
Smooth: Yeah, you wanna money match?
ABK: Naw…
Smooth: Get the fuck outta my face, nigga!
crowd: OHHHHH!!! :tup: :razzy: :pray: :nunchuck: :clapdos:

That may have been me; then again all the melty players were yelling shit at that point.

side note: I still can’t talk properally after the melty top eight from all the yelling.

Please tell me this actually happened ahahahahahaha.