Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

Yes true, I have played both Bullet Witch and Heavenly Sword from gamefly. Yes both games were sold on its sex appeal and nothing else. They were both awful fucking games btw.

Wow.

That looked completely fucking retarded.

:confused:

Sorry, I have a hard time believing you truely played the game here. If you played it, what do you fight atop the aircraft?

Awful, maybe. I here that one alot. The game was ultra rough around the edges and could of been executed alot better, absolutely, I can certainly agree. Still, the game had alot of crazy and unique things to offer the further and further you got in the game. It’s a very charming and unique game that tried lots of things and was very ambitious in many areas.

Bayonetta looks crazy. I don’t get what all the bitching is about.

I don’t recall either game trying to get by on sex appeal. It’s not like Nariko had massive tits and posed her way through the game.

But you hate everything anyway.

Nothing. HS was a really good game the combat system was better then gow and it had some of the best graphics of this gen that being said it was hella short I beat it in 2 days.

Nothing is wrong with Heavenly Sword. It just didn’t live up to its hype.

Also, orochizoolander sucks at having opinions.

You want to tahch meee.

Mad hate for a DMC clone. If they’re modeling the game off of God of War it might even end up better than DMC4.

And lol @ Palinetta. Too bad the main nemesis in the game isn’t a lanky black dude.

Lol, feet guns???

This game looks mediocre at best, just another generic hack n’ slash that has a fanservice main character for all the otakus to beat off to.

Boo

Can’t Wait!

Heavenly Sword didn’t, but Bullet Witch?

That horseshit came complete with a spread in fucking Playboy. It SO was trying to sell on sex appeal. Fucking total garbage T&A game.

I never said anything of the sort on the last DMC games, nor would I indicate that. I personally just liked the first DMC game over the others.
When I stated that Hideki is doing the game it is just to state that the game has potential to be a fun and entertaining game.

Wow, that quote is about to set a record for the number of different ways it can be misread.

Ah, didn’t know about the playboy thing.

When they said HS was the god of war killer, thats when i knew it was fail, just like they said about so many games thats suppose to be halo killers. They all fail, with this game the hype extends from the fact that its not suppose to be a DMC killer but brought to you by the guy that gave you DMC in the 1st place, and plays along the same lines but to the extreme with a chick.

Anyway it is what it is, it’ll prob suck overall :rofl:

Damn. 100% no additives real talk.

while shooting with her legs is weird, the game looks beautiful. And it is being made by an extremely talented team, that so far, has a pretty flawless track record of producing high quality titles, IMO. Hell god hand had a very low quality design and look, and that game was awesome. With that said, I have a lot of faith in this studio, one of the very few consistent developers left, IMO

^I scoffed at this post for a second but then I started to rationalize. Technically any game of the same genre could be considered a sequel. When one game suddenly becomes a hit, any new game that tries to mimic that game in any way is instantly bad UNLESS the game is considered a sequel or related to the original game.

Theoretically, if Bayonetta turns out to be Dante’s cousin the complaint count would probably drop 90%. Change the game title to Devil May Cry 5 and the only complaints you would get are from non-DMC fans.

What people don’t realize is Halo 3 is actually “Doom 4,369 v6.1”. Same ol same with different story and graphics. The reason why it’s called Halo 3 is because originality doesn’t sell as well as popularity.

Well, I tend to prefer short games, so that doesn’t bother at all.

Good to hear. I’m not one to give into hype anyways, I either like the way something is shaping up or I don’t based on my own merits.

Hey, didn’t you buy Castle Crashers? :bgrin:

Oh, well alright then… In that case, I guess Prince of Persia was also trying to sell on sex appeal alone…

You mean Assassin’s Creed.

Jade Raymond.