Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

Yeah, yeah… but I’ll justify my purchase by saying that at least it wasn’t just another 3d action beat’em up and had some retro qualities by going 2d. Plus Castle Crashers has co-op :smiley:

I find it funny how people compare it to DMC (a very fair one I might add) and how DMC is better seeing how it’s less over the top. Well I’ll agree Bayonetta is going WAAAAY out there don’t forget about these crazy/ridiculous moments that the DMC has provided us through the years.

  • Eating pizza in slow motion with dramatic camera angles
  • Fighting with two talking swords
  • Using a guitar as a weapon in which doing the classic knee slide is a useful attack
  • Dante riding a missile around the room when he could have easily dodged it.
  • Swinging a shotgun around like a pair of nunchucks
  • If you’re going to complain about shoe guns looking too ridiculous, let’s be fair and remember this [media=youtube]0CNPBF5cjZ0[/media]
  • What about Dante and Agnus having a scene together in line with a Shakesphere play complete with soliloquies, human skulls and [media=youtube]dOghrBWqm5Q&feature=related[/media]

When it comes to fanservice, although I do agree that Bayonetta contains fanservice levels off the charts, DMC had its fair share too.

  • Dante and Virgil provided much eye candy for the ladies as they were designed to be very “pretty” men.
    -Dante walking shirtless pretty much the entire playthrough of DMC 3
  • Gloria…nuff said
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Quotin this

Maybe the game won’t play like shit and it’ll be worth a rent.

Every reply in this thread should be replaced with this, then locked.

Seriously, people suck off Resident Evil 2 all the time, and the man behind it (and DMC, and a shitload of others) is doing this game.

With some luck, this’ll turn out netter than NG and DMC. But everything indicates it will be good.

And I agree, nothing wrong with Heavenly Sword. Good game. Shame we’ll never see a sequel with the issues ironed out.

I don’t remember hs having that much marketing hype, the 7-8 hours I spent beating it was more entertaining then most of gow especially the arrow guided sections.

Also: not my fault I’m the objective open minded one who has a good eye for what constitutes a worthy title and can recognize a game as being good without me liking it.

Sabre is right game looks nice and it’s coming from a dev with a solid track record but noooo you guys cite a game or two that sucked as your justification for hating on a game you know sooo little about:rofl: But this is srk land of knee jerk reactions and assumptions.

Not a fan of her design aesthetically, but the gameplay looks good like a mix of DMC and God of War. Let’s not goof though, DMC4 was garbage akin to DMC2. There were some cool enemies, but the game wasn’t all that great. The game looks like it’ll be fun, but the super limb portal attacks in this game look massively stupid as well. Looks like there’s a lot of depth in combos and they went way overboard with their animation team, but I bet most people will love this game for it and a Bayonetta 2 will probably happen.

DMC4 was uneventful, but I wouldn’t put it down there with 2, no way. This time they actually nailed the multiple character gameplay. Nero and Dante played out very differently, it took me a while to get used to Danter’s playstyle.

And the PC port was badass. The game felt very polished.

Most people are calling this game out on what it looks like, a DMC clone with a stupid main char design. Doesn’t mean the game will be shit.

What the hell? DMC4 is awesome.

Horrible character design. Hair body naked 4 eyed chick, seriously?

Nigga you tripping. The huge limp attacks look sick. Thats what got me liking this game. That air combo she did with portal punch finish was sick.

And somehow a stereotypically fat American man whose belly is constantly jiggling (even when he’s flat on his back) and has his shirt half open to reveal is terrifying happy trail is much better? Seriously? :lol:

Now, I might be missing something here but

What in the fuck does SFIV have to do with this? :wonder:

You must be a moron if you think Heavenly Sword wasn’t hyped the fuck up. It was just like Ass Crease when it came to hype. Ass Crease just had the misfortune of sucking immediately in the first 5 minutes while Heavenly Sword just kinda sucked because the game was like, 5 hours long. Mind you, people actually justify the price for it as well.

You play some shitty games. Don’t try to put yourself above others when it comes to taste.

His avatar. Was just making a point. :lol: And to be honest, this isn’t the worst design Japan has come up with.

Ooh avatar.

You’re right about it not being the worst Japan has come up with :lol:

How the hell does Dante with his hsirt off compare to a naked lady…?

The truth. The only way that game could have been any better is if Nero and Dante had a few more levels, and there was a bit more variety with the bosses (as opposed to fighting the same ones again and again).

DMC4 was very awesome… if they make DMC5 it should be all Nero gameplay imo, Dante is cool and all but Nero is that new hotness

I would totally take an all-Nero game. Nero was fucking awesome.

Hell no. Dante.