Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

game looks so fucking sick… i’m a big dmc fan so if it plays like dmc4, or even better, i’m sold.

Way to make shit up. Here, I’ll do the same for you… Let’s just hate everything as is and pretend it all sucks. Same shit.

Yes, I was bitching that a new installment in a continuing series reverted it’s graphics.

You, on the other hand, come in here talking about how have a feeling this game’s gonna suck WHEN WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE GAMEPLAY.

Sure, you can do that, but it’s baseless and annoying as fuck.

Once again you’re speaking out of your ass trying to create tension, as well as once again making shit up. The difference is why you’re bitching. I like you Sep, but in this case, fuck that and fuck you.

If the reviews are good and has replay value * unlockables, achievements/trophys , online leaderboards, ect * then ill get it.

Alright, that was a bit over the top.

over the top “stylish action” game with blatant TnA thrown in my face? Yeah, I’m luvin’ it. Give me some good control and replay value as Dios just mentioned and I’m sold on this.

Would you rather she be built like american female cosplayers? Waddling ain’t sexy. She’s built for agility. Practical build for what she does. And as for the “updo”: dig it, if you’re gonna be doing all kinds of fighting and acrobatics off objects, the SMART person would have their shit bound close to their skull, not all loose and shot so it can get snagged, or an opponent can grab it. Practical hair for what she does.

Every time I see this game I can’t help but think of Bullet Witch but with a better budget.

But honestly that definitely ain’t bad, especially with the team behind it. The name is kind of garbage but I think there is some strong potential in this one.

A fat chick would be funny :rofl: But yeah, I understood why they made her that way, just not my cup of tea aesthetically.

Also, penis.

Ha, that is a great title.

It looks just like DMC. Step up your hate train mang.

Clover and Hideki Kamiya had no part of Chaos Legion pal.

You know how Dante was overdoing it with the cool in DMC? Bayonetta is doing the same thing, just with sex.

It’s so ridiculous it’s great.

DietSoap gets it.

I FIGHT FOR ME.

I FIGHT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

And I say that this game will be the true sequel to DMC1. I liked the good sequels of DMC1, but they were kinda just more of the same stuff that made DMC1 great.

Hideki Kamiya basically said in an interview that those games were good and all, but he wants to take action games to another level.

Even better, he basically named God of War as his main action game rival.

Rofl…the first pic w/doodle, the statue looks like “Hey, ladies…check THIS out! How you doin’?” while the censored pic looks like he’s in pain…his lil’ buddy got blasted off by a stray bullet, maybe?

This bitch ain’t got SHIT on Dante.

I just want to be able to bring the pain as deadly and as flashy as possible. I couldn’t really care what “thing” I was using to do it.

LOL @ the massive hate on this game, if the sexuality were stripped away and the girl replaced by dante I bet all you haters would say “ZOMG IT’S TEH EVOLUTON OF DMC!!!”

It looks pretty cool but unlike the rest of yall I’ll actually reserve judgment till I get to play the demo.

I like Bayonetta. I think her name is stupid as hell but I like her and the game. I will play this when it comes out. Looks cool, concept is cool. I’m not blown away but most games don’t blow me away anyhow.

And yeah I still say she ain’t got shit on Dante.

Just for the record, Okami BOMBED in Japan and thats why Capcom closed those mofos down. If they can’t make money then why them around? One dude said “runaway success”, lol!!!

This game looks cool. I find Bayonetta extremely hot due to the fact that she not only wearing super tight leather, but also because shes wearing glasses. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm

Does anyone know why Okami bombed in Japan?

How the hell does that happen? It was a better version of Zelda with a wolf. Even I bought the game.

I knew I was having deja vu, aka Crimson Viper.

Japanese like to stick to their cliche.

I’m guessing Okami bombed because it sucked.

I just bought the art book for that game, I have the urge to go by the game I never finshed for real cheap and beat it.

I want to run around and dig and bark.

Japanese People are silly, they love FF’s and DQ’s and those games are never quite different.

They just gave up on their own legends.