Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

I’m anxiously awaiting the release of Bayonetta hentai. That’s gonna be some sick, fucking demented, masochistic shit too.

SA3 Yun?! Really?:rofl:

Some people seem to have forgotten who is working on this game-
Hideki Kamiya, the main man behind RE1, RE2, Okami, Viewtiful Joe games & DMC1-

Dante never struck me as particularly badass. He’s most certainly amusing, especially in Devil May Cry 3 when he was doing some hilariously over-the-top shit in the first scene(THIS PARTY’S GETTIN’ CRAY-ZAY!), but I don’t know if badass is the first word that springs to mind when I think of Dante. If I had to come up with the epitome of badassery in video games, I’d have to say that the first names that spring to mind are Solid Snake and Auron. I hate myself for even suggesting that a Final Fantasy character is a badass, but that’s Auron for you.
This is, of course, assuming that this is only the manly division of the badass competition. If we’re going for best in show, then no one tops Samus.

I’m surprised that it hasn’t happened already.

Re: satire
If Bayonetta really is a satire, then it gains ten million cool points in my book.

^ I’m pretty sure someone on 4chan probably did it already. You know how the rule goes…

I’m just waiting for the picture of Vanessa Lewis fingering Sarah Bryant while pressing her against the wall of a bathtub.

Why wouldn’t Vanessa Lewis just stick his penis in right away?

I found some other hentai that says Vanessa Lewis is all woman. Guys don’t have tits like that. Fuck what Fight Club taught you.

Quick check at a certain site reveals that some bayonetta porn does exist…it’s tame, though. :lol:

Well, I think I understand the thread title now, but I’m still not impressed. Not even for a slight moment did I think “Now there’s something I haven’t done in a game like a million times”

No crossover with Millia Rage? Its crazy hair porn just waiting to happen.

Maybe Erin Esurance would be involved somehow.

Bet it’ll have the leopard morph, too. You know the japanese…and if you don’t, check out the 3 Bloody Roar hentai with Busuzima raping various female characters from the series.

^Link me plz (or at least gimme their titles)

I have to wait until someone ups them on rapidshare again. I don’t know the titles, and I lost mine when my external hd stopped being recognized by my pc. There’s one where Busu rapes Alice, one with Uriko, and one with some random black leopard zooanthrope.

Really?

When was the last time you called out portals in mid battle to shove a 20 foot tall, well, FOOT into someone’s ass?

I like the panther transformation too, don’t recall seeing that elsewhere.

But whatever, trailer has me hella fucking hype.

I wants this game now.

:lovin:

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Warning: There’s some high level KI play in there.

hehehehe i think he meant in an action game.

hey guys…here ya go!

Bayonetta - Story trailer:

It’s the second-coming of Sarah Palin! This bitch is everywhere!