LOL. I must be breaking yall down. Getting soft, and still shockingly enough (sarcasm) have little to retort of any worth. Your biggest fan right now is an obvious troll, obsessed with me, who im clearly ignoring. Who will likely quote this post, in his fight to help the rest of you retards. lol
I expose you niggas left and right for your wrongness and general nonsense. I even show you im willing to have a civil discussion, as most of you arent, and have been filled to the brim with vitriolic responses since thursday. Yet here you are, playing the pretty victim. Its hilarious to me.
Unfortunately, ive read 95 percent of the post since thursday. So i know most of you are bullshittin. But kudos for you for being 4chan light right now, with your tldr, im an angry white boy nonsense. Fuckers probably havent thoroughly read or enjoyed a superman or batman comic in a decade.
Im not saying the movie is perfect, but most of you are just seeing red, and have yet to say anything of any worth. There have been a few lately who posted their pros and cons, and i respected that shit. Not because i have no energy to retort, but because im like, i feel that. **A lot of the early hate was nonsense as fuck, and many didnt even see the movie. They just came in here for their daily dose of confirmation bias. How pathetic. **
Hey, Batman had to hold Superman accountable for Wayne Enterprises literally working their employees to the death in the middle of a world terraforming machine destroying the city and world that Superman stopped that was followed up by a madman destroying the city (along with Superman) that was only stoppable and stopped by Superman.
But yes, they should tell us more about how Bruce the World’s Greatest Detective holds Superman accountable for those deaths. That plotline works. Really. Also I’m about to go balls deep into Carly Rae Jepsen right now.
If I remember right Alfred used to be in the Armed Forces. Or was that just in Injustice? Could have sworn I remember him mentioning that somewhere.
I’m still salty as fuck WB fucked over Arrow. I guarantee had they not hamstrung the fuck out of them Arrow would still be a great show. Instead of…you know…dropped never to be picked up again unless I start hearing good things.
I still want Amell as cinematic Green Arrow though. And Grant as Flash. I’m still holding out hope.
Let it to SRK to make it seem like the movie is an unwatchable trash.
I just came from watching it and while i agree that it has its faults is still an enjoyable movie, something between 7.5 to 8 on my scale.
The movie is a solid 6/10
It has weird as fuck pacing, and Superman is just sorta there with Batman doing nearly all the talking, but still, somehow managed to be almost useless to the overall plot. Weird too considering Batman’s scenes were the best ones. [details=Spoiler]The fight with Luthor’s goons at the end? Fucking phenomenal. Favorite fight in the movie.[/details]
Gal still doesn’t sell me as Wonder Woman. Jesse is awful as Lex. Ben is great as Batman. Henry is good as Superman, imo, but he had no chance to shine.
The entire reasoning for Bruce’s hate for Superman is retarded since it’s all based on the death of his employee–who, for some fucking reason, refused to leave the building after Bruce told him to get the fuck out–and dreams. Also, on the dreams: Why the fuck were they so vivid? I didn’t know Bruce had precognition. Does capture Bruce’s paranoia and multiplies it by 100, same for his craziness.
Lex had some good lines, but they just flat out made him mentally unstable. He was so flip floppy, and trying to hard to be goofy. It was incredibly jarring with the rest of the flick.
Superman just didn’t really do, or say shit. He felt like a second Banana in his own movie. It wasn’t until (end of movie spoilers) [details=Spoiler]He sacrificed himself to kill Doomsday that I really felt like they did something right.[/details]
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Flash, Cyborg, Aquaman didn’t need to be in. The cameos were pointless.
Gal I just don’t feel and don’t think I’ll ever feel. The times she was in the movie I just didn’t like anything about her, or her acting.
How they made Doomsday also didn’t set right with me, nor did the actual Batman vs Superman fight.
Again: Solid 6/10 not really bad, but it’s not good. Wouldn’t go out of my way to see it again.
That scene made no sense though. Flash warned him in a dream after he woke up from another dream inside said dream.
I know speedforce is broken, but to shoehorn that shit in because plot when there are no rules established for how this universe work within itself is insane.