Batman/Superman movie announced for 2016

[jimmy1200]

Oh, and daredevil was atrocious as fuck, and elektra was nonsense, but at least you could get through elektra. I literally walked out of daredevil. Daredevil was like the start of me walking out of shitty movies. lol

[jimmy1200]

This is from kevin smiths channel. He will join in and do a full review monday. Its funny. This guy hated man of steel, but loved wonder woman and batman. He didnt mind bvs overall, even though he walked in thinking it was gonna be a pile of shit. Wait huh. Youre cheering for wonder woman in the movie, you hate man of steel, and this movie was worth it more to you than man of steel.

Like, zack snyder must have magical powers. I dont know how he polarizes people so much. lol

MARC BERNARDIN’S REVIEW OF DAWN OF JUSTICE! - FAT MAN ON BATMAN 033

[Magegg]

Oh, and daredevil was atrocious as fuck, and elektra was nonsense, but at least you could get through elektra. I literally walked out of daredevil. Daredevil was like the start of me walking out of shitty movies. lol

I fell asleep with Elektra. Really. Like, for real. It’s the only movie I’ve ever fallen sleep while watching. And I was really determined to watch the whole movie just to see if it was as bad as they said… guess what: It was literally unwatchable D:

[Weecho]

Does Krypto show up in the movie? I’m going to watch it tomorrow and don’t care about spoilers.

[BIG_BAD_MOG]

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There were too many parts where my friends and I were too surprised by the nonsense of some parts.

Batman being REALLY lenient on the whole no kill policy? He came across as Thomas Wayne. His line about the difference between what his and Superman’s parents taught them really irked me.
Doomsday being a rehashed Zod? Forgivable since I’m sure the actual story of Doomsday will never make it to a movie portrayal.
Too many dream sequences or moments where the movie was trying to be “deep”.
Way too drawn out of the ending since we ALL know things aren’t going to end like that…

Comic book writers even have difficulty creating good stories about Superman. The guy is basically God and is known for beating his opponents by…beating them up. They should have either went for a Frank Miller adaptation or portray Lex as a less corny villain to get the motions going.

I’m also really hoping that the whole line by Lex at the end isn’t a reference to Darkseid. Trying to explain the whole War World and New Genesis jank would take up most of a movie anyway. Mongul would probably be a better start.

[Preppy]

I don’t remember any of the Legion of Super Pets except for maybe arguably a cameo by Comet.

Yeah, I went back and rewatched Daredevil / Elektra… Elektra is just awful. Director’s Cut of Daredevil isn’t terrible. XMen 3 is just a waste, even though it’s got some interesting stuff going on here and there. Wolverine Origins has moments as long you pretend Mimic/Deadpool doesn’t really happen. Thankfully the actual MCU has been pretty solid or at least been fun.

[OilyKoryuken]

I haven’t watched an X-Men movie in yeeeeaaaars so I can’t comment on that Jimmy. I stopped giving Fox my money for that shit years ago.

You’re missing out.

Deadpool first class,DoFP are good CBM.

The only 2 horrible movies are X3 and origins .wolverine

But I doubt most people even read xmen as a kid on srk lol.

origins was great, it gave Ryan Renolds the keys to the car that eventually got us deadpool

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comic book readers get mad in 3…2…1…

I don’t understand why people are crying about BvS

as a movie it’s good. It flows a bit too fast, and Luthor was the most convoluted part about the movie due to his rationalizations, and hastily justified when he asked to be educated on the knowledge of 100k+ worlds.
You have to be autistic levels of dumb to hate the movie becasue “source material”. As a movie its a solid 8, as a “comic book” movie it would fail, but I don’t care and i’m not going to let “source” material get me to autistic levels of dumb

movie should have been called man of steel 2

I’ll post here what I posted about it elsewhere. Lex Luthor’s plot line is a complete cluster fuck. Particularly his interactions with the Kryptonian ship. That whole part of the movie is plot hole city. Based on what we saw in the Man of Steel. The ship would have killed him. One of the security robots, just like the one that nearly killed Lois in MoS, was right there and did nothing. And no, him using Zods fingerprints to get into the ship wouldn’t have deactivated the robot. Clark enters the ship in MoS. Lois follows him. When the ship realizes that she isn’t Kryptonian, the robot tries to kill her. The same thing should have happened to Lex. Setting aside the nonsensical way in which Doomsday was created. Lex Luthor who is supposed to be a damned genius. Creates Doomsday and unleashes him when he has zero control over him. The only reason Lex isn’t dead is because Superman stopped Doomsday from splattering him all over the inside of the ship. The more I think about this movie. the less I like it.

This is why i dont take you guys serious.

THE ROBOT ATTACKED CLARK IN MAN OF STEEL. It wasnt until he pushed his magic usb into the hole that it stopped. LOL

The robot ignored Clark until he bopped the one that attacked Lois, the all the robots attacked because Clark was perceived as a threat.

NO IT DIDNT!!!. I literally booted up the movie to affirm what i knew to be true of this. Just to make sure. Since i havent watched it in a few weeks.

38:50 clark is about to get bopped by the robot. Lois wasnt even in the fucking ship until then. The fact that someone agreed with your wrong and dumb ass post, confirms how most of you dont know what the fuck youre talking about, ever.

Lois doesnt even walk in and encounter a robot until like a minute later, after clark already put in his usb.

so you did watch man of steel or didnt u? too bad u cant give a straight answer round here

Alright so after all the reviews and hate I finally decided to see the movie and here is what I think to anyone who cares.

Now normally I’m pretty hard on comic book movies cause as a comic book geek I’m always for faithful adaptations to the source material. I absolutely hate the x-films and most non-marvel studio comic book movies due to the insistence of diverging so far away from be source material. I wasn’t particularly fond of man of steel and didn’t really like the Nolan films outside the dark knight. In saying that I really wanted to hate this movie. I came into this expecting avengers 2 or iron man 3 and I gotta say, as much as I tried hating the movie I really enjoyed it and had a great time. The film is very much in the spirit of the dark knight returns and in fact comes off like a “what if the DCU took place in this universe.” I can understand why not everyone would like this and hey I’m right there with you, but this time I didn’t mind it as much and kind of thought it worked strangely enough.

To be clear I’m not saying the movie is flawless or even the best superhero movie of all time. I think it still has a number of flaws but it’s far from being this terrible piece of shit people are making it out to be. I actually think it’s a exceptionally good super hero movie and a great official start to the DCU. It’s not perfect but I think it does a good job, and again as much as I wanted to trash the movie I can’t. To summarize this review here is a quick list of the bad and the good.

Bad:

-Alex Luthor has moments of charm but I feel he’s a different character. He reminds me of arcade from avengers arena.
-Doomsday looked like a generic fantasy movie troll. He was evolving though so I suppose there is the potential he will look like himself in the next film.
-The story was trying to balance too balance to many elements and ultimately felt like it was juggling a lot. If they put the same effort towards a single character arc of story arc I think the next film could be amazing.

Good:

-Ben made a amazing batman and Bruce Wayne and I like him over bale.
-Wonderwoman worked and I liked gal in the role.
-I think the film had a lot of great shots and visually looked really good.

I like how most people’s take away from this movie is:

yey batman wonderwoman, fuck synder

Superman also couldn’t fly at the OG incarnation. Would anyone accept a Superman without flight nowadays? Fuck no. Because that’s been the status quo for over 70 years.

Superman couldn’t fly for like 9 seasons of Smallville.

They actually gave a reason though

really? what was it I never caught up on smallville

Benbats confirmed bes bats.

He’s the only Batman that looks like he can beat your ass. Not to mention he has the voice down pretty good. He sounds more intimidating. Unlike BaleBats. Seeing him in action is great.

Cmon be serious, if u got asked “WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?” u’d shit yourself

I just wanna say. Its funny so many people are in here screaming about the source material, but there isnt this amount of vitriol in the xmen thread. Xmen movies have been pumping shit out for over a decade, and you guys still later that cock with your mouths. Im telling you, there has to be a theory about why superman causes such a freenzy. Even from people who arent even superman fans anyways. lol

Meanwhile, apocalypse looks like ivan ooze, and the cgi looks like snyders left overs, and people are casually discussing xmen and the movie in there. lol

what does xmen have to do with DC in a thread about batman? you gotta try harder if u wanna actually get ppl mad from your trolling

C- …Better than Age of Ultron.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL rofl

I just wanna say. Its funny so many people are in here screaming about the source material, but there isnt this amount of vitriol in the xmen thread. Xmen movies have been pumping shit out for over a decade, and you guys still later that cock with your mouths. Im telling you, there has to be a theory about why superman causes such a freenzy. Even from people who arent even superman fans anyways. lol

Meanwhile, apocalypse looks like ivan ooze, and the cgi looks like snyders left overs, and people are casually discussing xmen and the movie in there. lol

The fact that you have to continually bring up other movies to defend BvS shows how bad BvS is. When I argued with people over Man of Steel, I actually could use the movie to back up my points.

What the fuck are you talking about. I was just making a lighthearted observation. Only one person in this thread has typed anything in response to my legit corrections of their inane criticisms. So dont sit here and fucking pretend like youve read through all the post here, and im somehow have only used shitting on marvel movies, as my base for why batman vs superman is a fine movie.

Kill ya self, nigga.

so if theres only one person worth your time here, why are u speaking to the community? maybe u should PM them

Ben Affleck says this is an audience movie not a critic movie

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0qA54p1U54

Isnt that every comic movie. Almost none of them are thought provoking in any way. lol. Not to mention this is a day and age where people who shouldnt have voices, have voices. You guys rant about it in the lounge all the time. Feminisim this, and waaaaaa, this and that. **You hate irrational and bias voices until theyre on your side. Then youre like, EXACTLY. **

so you found nothing thought provoking about any comic movies, maybe its you that doesn’t have the brain activity to keep up.

OH HE BROUGHT UP FEMINISM! BRING UP TUMBLR NEXT! TROLL FLOWCHARTING 2016!

I just wanna say. Its funny so many people are in here screaming about the source material, but there isnt this amount of vitriol in the xmen thread. Xmen movies have been pumping shit out for over a decade, and you guys still later that cock with your mouths. Im telling you, there has to be a theory about why superman causes such a freenzy. Even from people who arent even superman fans anyways. lol

Meanwhile, apocalypse looks like ivan ooze, and the cgi looks like snyders left overs, and people are casually discussing xmen and the movie in there. lol

Pfft we gave up on Xmen movies a loooooooooooong time ago.

Word. Im just saying its much more kosher in that thread, and has been for years. Even though xmen has been the most egregious with their horrible plots. Like, there shouldnt even be a regularly updated thread, xmen movies are so bad, and wolverine movies. Yet, there everyone is, being a million times nicer about that big pile of shit, than they ever have with bvs.

People hated this before the trailer. Same with MoS. I just would like to know where all these anal superman fans come from, because they seem to come out of nowhere, and then line up to watch x men movies, with little to no complaints afterwards. lol

where exactly are superman fans supposed to be, when the last real non-comic media shit he’s had is smallville?

Sit the fuck down.

Batman is the only DC char who regularly gets spotlight in traditional media. Superman is lucky if he gets an animated movie every 3 years.

[Zatalcon]

It was an ok movie. I found it boring as fuck during the 1st hour, they didn’t shit but talk and Lex Luthor just made the whole wait a complete struggle. He was so annoying. The character he played in Social Network would have worked as a Lex Luthor. The fight scenes were pretty good, especially the final act.

A lot of shit was just too random and Superman was just a horrible actor. It was an ok movie; I was never hyped for the movie and i expected this level of satisfaction.

I guess a 5 or 6 for me. I don’t think this movie was complete garbage but there is allot of shit that made it weak.

[DatSpardaUser]

It was an ok movie. I found it boring as fuck during the 1st hour, they didn’t shit but talk and Lex Luthor just made the whole wait a complete struggle. He was so annoying. The character he played in Social Network would have worked as a Lex Luthor. The fight scenes were pretty good, especially the final act.

A lot of shit was just too random and Superman was just a horrible actor. It was an ok movie; I was never hyped for the movie and i expected this level of satisfaction.

I guess a 5 or 6 for me. I don’t think this movie was complete garbage but there is allot of shit that made it weak.

This just isn’t true. Cavill is a fine actor, he has just been given nothing to work with.

[Zatalcon]

he has just been given nothing to work with.

That sounds like a good thing.

[OilyKoryuken]

It was an ok movie. I found it boring as fuck during the 1st hour, they didn’t shit but talk and Lex Luthor just made the whole wait a complete struggle. He was so annoying. The character he played in Social Network would have worked as a Lex Luthor. The fight scenes were pretty good, especially the final act.

A lot of shit was just too random and Superman was just a horrible actor. It was an ok movie; I was never hyped for the movie and i expected this level of satisfaction.

I guess a 5 or 6 for me. I don’t think this movie was complete garbage but there is allot of shit that made it weak.

This just isn’t true. Cavill is a fine actor, he has just been given nothing to work with.

Did you know bad movie = bad actor here on SRK?

[Darkstalker]

guys
do you know what’s the easiest way to make sure superman does nothing helpful in the foreseeable future

Spoiler

blow up a courtroom with him in it

[DatSpardaUser]

Hard to act when you don’t have any lines.

It’s even worse then that. It almost seems like Cavill was directed by different people depending on the scene he is in. MoS had it’s issues, but at least Clark was a character in there, here he is barely above a plot device.

[Disciple_of_Ryu]

Spoiler

I don’t think anybody knows that he is solar powered yet. A bigger question I had is how was Superman able to fly carrying the spear when just being near it was enough to make him nearly pass out only moments earlier.

[Zatalcon]

Was there a post credit scene? I sure as hell didn’t wait to see if there was one.

[jimmy1200]

I actually just thought about the end of the movie. I was originally okay. But then actually thought about the last 30 min of the movie.

[details=Spoiler]
Why the fuck did no one think to just leave him in the sun or at least wait to burry him? He inhales high doses of concentrated krytonite twice. Gets nuked to the face. And just gets some 2 min of sun is fine. But wound that normal ass people have survived is what kills him? Word? Really Snyder? [/details]

This is why i shit on you niggas. Are you serious? Superman fought and died to doomsday in broad fucking daylight in death of superman.

Just let it be. If you are fine with that, you can be fine with snyders version. Unless youre going to conveniently tell me you werent fine with that when you were 8 years old when it happened. LOL. Also, no, normal ass people dont survive 5 inch holes in their chest, through their heart. On what planet do you live on?

Edit. Also in the movies, to my knowledge it isnt known how superman gets his powers. Only he knows that shit. So why would you expect batman and wonder woman to just randomly know that shit. They aint his friends, dont have his dna, and dont know whats good with superman.

[jimmy1200]

I swear you niggas retarded, and you expect people to take your opinions seriously. lol

[jimmy1200]

Was there a post credit scene? I sure as hell didn’t wait to see if there was one.

Yeah, it was your mother doing her best to fit 2 black cocks in her mouth. Had quite the uproar in my theater at least. She didnt choke if thats what you wanna know. SHES A CHAMP.

[OilyKoryuken]

Was there a post credit scene? I sure as hell didn’t wait to see if there was one.

Yeah, it was your mother doing her best to fit 2 black cocks in her mouth. Had quite the uproar in my theater at least. She didnt choke if thats what you wanna know. SHES A CHAMP.

you’re hostile to everyone + proven troll, damn - this man was asking a serious question.

U need to change your icon from black santa to uncle ruckus

[Zatalcon]

Was there a post credit scene? I sure as hell didn’t wait to see if there was one.

Yeah, it was your mother doing her best to fit 2 black cocks in her mouth. Had quite the uproar in my theater at least. She didnt choke if thats what you wanna know. SHES A CHAMP.

I bet you watched this movie alone because you are dumb and very ugly in real life.