Oh, and daredevil was atrocious as fuck, and elektra was nonsense, but at least you could get through elektra. I literally walked out of daredevil. Daredevil was like the start of me walking out of shitty movies. lol
This is from kevin smiths channel. He will join in and do a full review monday. Its funny. This guy hated man of steel, but loved wonder woman and batman. He didnt mind bvs overall, even though he walked in thinking it was gonna be a pile of shit. Wait huh. Youre cheering for wonder woman in the movie, you hate man of steel, and this movie was worth it more to you than man of steel.
Like, zack snyder must have magical powers. I dont know how he polarizes people so much. lol
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I fell asleep with Elektra. Really. Like, for real. It’s the only movie I’ve ever fallen sleep while watching. And I was really determined to watch the whole movie just to see if it was as bad as they said… guess what: It was literally unwatchable D:
There were too many parts where my friends and I were too surprised by the nonsense of some parts.
Batman being REALLY lenient on the whole no kill policy? He came across as Thomas Wayne. His line about the difference between what his and Superman’s parents taught them really irked me.
Doomsday being a rehashed Zod? Forgivable since I’m sure the actual story of Doomsday will never make it to a movie portrayal.
Too many dream sequences or moments where the movie was trying to be “deep”.
Way too drawn out of the ending since we ALL know things aren’t going to end like that…
Comic book writers even have difficulty creating good stories about Superman. The guy is basically God and is known for beating his opponents by…beating them up. They should have either went for a Frank Miller adaptation or portray Lex as a less corny villain to get the motions going.
I’m also really hoping that the whole line by Lex at the end isn’t a reference to Darkseid. Trying to explain the whole War World and New Genesis jank would take up most of a movie anyway. Mongul would probably be a better start.
I don’t remember any of the Legion of Super Pets except for maybe arguably a cameo by Comet.
Yeah, I went back and rewatched Daredevil / Elektra… Elektra is just awful. Director’s Cut of Daredevil isn’t terrible. XMen 3 is just a waste, even though it’s got some interesting stuff going on here and there. Wolverine Origins has moments as long you pretend Mimic/Deadpool doesn’t really happen. Thankfully the actual MCU has been pretty solid or at least been fun.
It was an ok movie. I found it boring as fuck during the 1st hour, they didn’t shit but talk and Lex Luthor just made the whole wait a complete struggle. He was so annoying. The character he played in Social Network would have worked as a Lex Luthor. The fight scenes were pretty good, especially the final act.
A lot of shit was just too random and Superman was just a horrible actor. It was an ok movie; I was never hyped for the movie and i expected this level of satisfaction.
I guess a 5 or 6 for me. I don’t think this movie was complete garbage but there is allot of shit that made it weak.
It’s even worse then that. It almost seems like Cavill was directed by different people depending on the scene he is in. MoS had it’s issues, but at least Clark was a character in there, here he is barely above a plot device.
I don’t think anybody knows that he is solar powered yet. A bigger question I had is how was Superman able to fly carrying the spear when just being near it was enough to make him nearly pass out only moments earlier.
This is why i shit on you niggas. Are you serious? Superman fought and died to doomsday in broad fucking daylight in death of superman.
Just let it be. If you are fine with that, you can be fine with snyders version. Unless youre going to conveniently tell me you werent fine with that when you were 8 years old when it happened. LOL. Also, no, normal ass people dont survive 5 inch holes in their chest, through their heart. On what planet do you live on?
Edit. Also in the movies, to my knowledge it isnt known how superman gets his powers. Only he knows that shit. So why would you expect batman and wonder woman to just randomly know that shit. They aint his friends, dont have his dna, and dont know whats good with superman.
Yeah, it was your mother doing her best to fit 2 black cocks in her mouth. Had quite the uproar in my theater at least. She didnt choke if thats what you wanna know. SHES A CHAMP.