That synopsis is so bad…
This shit is no longer funny.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
too bad u didn’t post this on reddit, instant karma
You are like the woman who believes the man will stop beating her if she BELIEVES in him
So you want to see an entire DC cinematic universe of trash movies?
I know folks say Fucktastic 4 is a good movie, but would you really go see 10 of them? Can you be a DC stan that hard?
From what I get from the reviews and impressions of this movie.
A 12 year old boy turned director found a bunch of frank Miller comics and decided to make that into a film. The boy doesn’t know how to write though so he just put all the cool looking panels together and made up the story to the pictures.
I don’t know what a “DC stan” is but no, I don’t care about these movies at all really. I’m not sure how me stating the obvious fact that if the movie does well they’ll make more like it was taken as an endorsement of their entire line.
Also not quite sure what your point is with bringing up the Fantastic Four either. That movie seems pretty universally hated to me.
So u don’t care yet here you are defending a bad movie?
I don’t understand anymore. If you just want to support a cause and get internet cred for it, Trump’s over there.
Darkstalker, please tell me that the car chase scene really doesn’t go down like that. Is it just me or do they make Superman seem like the biggest lame? What is he doing just standing there, like shown in the trailer?
Damn dog you dumb.
No fuckin shit. I’m pretty sure you’ve never understood what NAP is talking about.
Can you really not see the difference between defending a movie and what I said? I’ve actually mentioned how bad I think it looks a couple times in this thread…
Actually, forget it. You’re right, I’m just a huge DC stan that’s all. And I want all the internet cred that comes with it.
its not that hard to be better than those movies
No one in the history of EVER said Fantastic 4 was a good movie, LMAO.
There’s so much whoosh alert goin on this thread right Now. But I’m not Daredevil.
added to the list…
im sorry man
im sorry
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he was there to warn bats of course[/details]
Oh yeah, I forgot how lame that Batman/Superman fight ended:
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“PLEASE SAVE MARTHA!”
“HOLY SHIT YOUR MOM’S NAME IS MARTHA TOO??? WE SHOULD BE BEST BUDDIES NIGGA!”
I also love the double moral standard in which Bats thinks Supes is a murdering sociopath when Batman himself IS A MUDERING SOCIOPATH.
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How do you fuck up the basic premise of both Superman AND Batman?
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Why would anyone be inspired by these clowns when they’re going around slaughtering their enemies with no remorse? Bats hates Supes for killing and causing wanton destruction, when he does the same shit? The fuck?
None of this shit makes any sense. Zack Snyder needs his ass whooped… and Frank Miller too, just for inspiring this shit-head.
Now now there are plenty of reasons for why Miller needs an ass whoopin, inspiring this movie almost 30 years after the fact ain’t one of em lol.
Well I also blame image 90’s comics. Seriously this sounds like a movie rob liefield would have written.
BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime?
ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg—
BRUCE: Bring me a cape!
but if you whoops frank miller’s ass, you’ll create a time paradox because he saved batman from cancellation!
Think about you actions! We’d never get Sin City 2 in theaters!
Frank Miller was fine until the 90s. Just a downward spiral since then. I picked up Holy Terror and realized I made a grave error in judgment