Super-Violence 
Wait so all of you assholes said this movie was gonna suck, tossed your money at this shit, then comming back here to say it sucks? You all deserve Trump.
Sorry guys, hate to break it to youā¦but the movie sucks.
ā¦Oh, was that already established? Good.
[details=Spoiler]Whoever said this movie was a incoherent mess of ideas written on a napkin, moistened, and thrown against the wall was pretty much spot on. Lots of shit in this movie makes NO SENSE from any possible scenario.
For the life of me, I could never understand what Luthorās āultimate goalā was. Was it just to disprove the notion that Superman wasnāt a good guy? If that was the case, why create a super biological weapon capable of destroying THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET just to prove your point? And why not just hit up Bruce saying āYo Bruce, you hate Supes? Me too, letās work togetherā instead of both guys trying to one-up each other trying to get dat Kryptonite. And I still canāt understand that whole setup in the desert. How could they knew that Supes was gonna spear a bad guy through several houses and kill innocents?
Batman and Supes generally being dicks and killing bad guys like they were John McClaine.
Batman vs. Supes fight could have easily been avoided if Bats wasnāt such a douche. And LOL at him turning on the Batsignal when Supes wasnāt even aware of that shit until Lex pointed it out to him, LOLOLOLOL.
Doomsday ācreationā was just a convoluted mess. And why was Lexās blood so essential to his creation? Just so he could call dibs on cooking him up? It makes my brain hurt just thinking about it.
I never knew the US government could fire nukes at the drop of the dime like that. How long did it take for Supes to take Doomsday to the stratosphere? A couple of minutes, tops? And they already had nukes trailing them? Talk about that trigger happy finger!
Superhero cameos was just pointless. Yay, you have recorded footage of Aquaman being a dick towards underwater filming crew? Talk about shoehorning the rest of the Justice League JUST BECAUSE.
Batmanās dream sequences? Where did THAT come from?? And was Flashās message some kind of Injustice tease? The fuck? I canāt juggle all those possible scenarios.
Ending made no sense either. How come Lex knows Darkseid is coming?? When was that ever established? Does Lex have Darkseid added on WhatsApp or something?
Oh yeah, and Supes ādiesā. Yeah, you have seen this before, you donāt have to be a genius to know where this will ultimately lead to (and if you didnāt, the last shot will probably set you straight).
Wonāt lie, fight scenes looked pretty legit. Crowd honestly cheered for Wonder Womanās entry into battle, and the scene where Bats/Supes/WW stand together does kinda send a chill up your spine.[/details]
And no, no post credits scene. Not like you wouldnāt bolt out of the theater the second this shit ends.
In all, I would consider this movie even WORSE than MoS, but not at Fant4stic or Batman and Robin levels, just because this movie has some serviceable moments. Ben Affleck does a GREAT Batman and Gal Gadot is not half-bad either. The restā¦yuckā¦
We need that confirmation, though.
so hereās my rough summary of the film
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batman origin story the death of his mother MARTHAAAA then he falls into a hole at the parentās funeral and is surrounded by bats and then they spin around him so fast he starts flying with his arms spread out like jesus
followed by destruction of the mosteel finale fight - bruce saves a guy whose legs were crippled and a little girl whose mom was in a building that was fucked - mothers in this show leave their children on ground level when they go into office buildings. also thereās a really calm horse
cut 18 months later
lois lane doing assignment in some desert terrorist hood, things go south, superman comes and wrecks shit because lois must live
lois is concerned about supesā bad rep since the desert incident, kent dont give a fuck, he is more concerned about the bat of gotham and is mad that his editor wants him to cover sports instead of the vigilante across the street
batman is introduced branding a pedophile human trafficker with the bat insignia which apparently is as good as a death sentence in prison. he also fights some cops and tries to hide from them by perching in the upper corner of a really bright room. also apparently cops love him even after they almost shoot his head off
lex luthor negotiates shady deal with us government - they will supply him zodās spaceship and zodās body, he supplies them one candy? he also negotiates with a jr senator for kryptonite import but she says no, so heās like fuck it iāll get it somehow anyway
bruce on and off has nightmares which are mostly rehashings of his origin story, sometimes with more or less bat
bruce is in shady underground casino betting on a black guy vs a white guy in boxing - black guy gets his ass kicked, falls into bruceās arms, bruce then pushes the black guy forward and the black guy wins. they make eye contact and bruce is now richer. i guess
bruce uses his super iphone to hack into the normal iphone of a super bad guy using wifi tethering or something, i dunno
bruce finds out super bad guy is sponsored by lex
lex does creepy social function appearance - bruce goes there to find out what lex is up to, supes has super hearing and tries to figure out what bruce is up to when bruce contacts alfred for support on site
bruce leaves a uper usb drive and then goes upstairs to mingle while the usb drive copies all the data - bruce and supes and lex all meet
bruce goes downstairs and finds that hotlady has stolen the drive
bruce fucks off?
lex invites junior senator to his home and talks about how superman is god and all that. the senator talks about grannyās iced tea. not kidding.
bats tries to track illegal kryptonite shipment and shoots a tracer onto a truck, kills like everyone around the truck, almost destroys his own tracer, then bumps into supes, whoās all like stop what youāre doing
bats and supes testosterone off and then bruce asks a question about kryptonian biology but then supes flies off
lex gets the kryptonite anyway because bats and supes left the truck alone when they met but bruceās tracer is still there luckily
bruce is suddenly in a lava ridden desert world where he has to flat out murder lots of people - bug minions are seen in some of the cuts
bruce is captured with two other terrorists, supes comes from the sky and murders everyone else and pulls bruceās mask off
bruce wakes up
some really fast guy appears in a flash and tells bruce things that he doesnāt understand because the fast guy is too early and then fucks off
fast guy tells bruce that ā*he *(ambiguous) is dangerousā and lois is the key to everything
bruce goes for his other lead - hot girl who stole his usb drive
he finds her admiring a replica of alexander the greatās sword and they both know exactly where it is and heās like i want my drive back and sheās like boys donāt share and she actually couldnāt get the files she wanted because lexcorp security and left it in bruceās carās dashboard - fyi she wants a photo that belongs to her
now crippled guy from start of film starts defacing supermanās statue
lex meets up with the guy and tells him I WILL MAKE YOU STAND - then lex gives the guy a better wheelchair and a haircut
everyone wants superman to respond to a council with crippled guy at the helm
lex taunts junior senator
apparently junior senator is in charge of us securityās opinion on who and what superman is
junior senator finds a glass of grannyās iced tea on her desk and realises something is wrong
lex blows up crippled guyās new wheelchair and murders everyone there except superman to discredit supes. crippled guy never stood after lex gave him legs
supes goes to be emo somewhere
supes walks up a mountain and talks to his dead dad
lex all this time has also been experimenting with kryptonian tech and zodās body. he tries to revive zod with his own blood mixed in
bruce decides to jack lexās kryptonite and makes a battle place for supes
bruce picks the old wayne manor (i think) to battle supes with his new kryptonite weapons, which includes a spear of kryptonite and not, say, a harpoon
bruce shines the bat signal into the sky - this is obviously how you call superman. supes no shows but the bat signal stays
hot girl checks her email and finds one from bruce wayne saying boys do share. he found her photo, which is from 100 years ago. he says itās not her photo, itās her. itās a great script. the ownership of the photo is not established. then there is also footage of other metahumans. origin stories abound
lex sees bat signal from metropoli. itās across the river or something
lois and martha kent are kidnapped by lexās henchmen - still no supes
lex tosses lois off a building and supes comes back and saves her
lex taunts superman about god and stuff - did you know supes is godlike in this world? in case you didnāt know, lex tells you again
lex says you got one hour supes to kill bats otherwise lex kills martha kent
supes goes and fights bats on ground instead of using his air superiority. he lands to try to negotiate but the bat donāt give a fuck
bats gets the upper hand when he uses a gun to shoot a kryptonite poison which temporarily disables supes
bats almost kills supes with the kryptonite spear when supes asks bats to save martha
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAAAAAME
lois comes by and says thatās clarkās momās name
bats realises he was bads because their moms have the same name and decides to help supes with ten minutes to spare.
he will save martha from the dozens of thugs surrounding her, supes will take on lex who is chilling by himself with no guard. lois decides to dump the kryptonite spear underwater for no reason
bats straights up murders guys to save martha kent. he tells her that heās a friend. ma kent says she knows because of the cape. apparently clark had lots of caped friends growing up
supes goes on to take lex
lex is disappointed and asks his thugs to shank martha when the time is up. bats was already there and responds that luthor was too late. lex is surprisedā¦i guess because bats murdered everyone before superman supersped his way to lex
but itās ok! lex has got a new guy that will take down god. it will be supesā doomsday!
doomsday comes out and wrecks shit and absorbs all attacks that hit it
hot girl is on a plane that is about to take off but sees on the news that metropolis is being fucked up so she leaves the plane. iām not sure why the bridge between the plane and the airport was still there but she just waltzes out
bats appears at metropolis and is like welp weāre fucked as he watches supes get trashed
doomsday sees bats and tries to laser eye beam him to death but wonder woman is there blocking the shots woohoo
theyāre still fucked
supes grapples dd and brings him to space
the us government decide to nuke both of them in the space area above metropolis
dd crashlands back on the ground with no radiation but heās stronger because heās absorbing stuff. what a parasyte
ww tries to fight but is outclassed
bats doesnāt even try to fight he just grapples out of the way as he tries to go back and get the kryptonite spear which he canāt find because fuck you lois
supes wakes up in space but with his arms spread out like jesus as he is rejuvenated from the sun
supes comes back down and tries to fight dd anyway
lois tries to find the spear underwater but she is stuck underneath rubble and is drowning and canāt get out
supes superhears lois underneath rubble and saves her then grabs the spear but almost dies himself
ww is still fighting dd but everyone knows supes has the spear
ww distracts dd, bats shoots a kryptonite weakening pellet to dd, ww restrains dd with a really bright lasso, supes comes and shanks dd but is shanked himself
they die
emo time of supes being dieded
how is metropolis iām not sure probably fucked
lois finds out that clark wanted to propose to her and cries
bats asks ww hey yo help me find other metahumans they gonna help us
ww asks why would they help
bats says i got a feeling
massive superman death and separate smallville clark kent tribute
lex is in prison now and got his hair shaved
two guards tell lex to put his hands on the wall
camera pans around the lights go wonky and suddenly no guards but bats is there switching the lights on and off telling lex that bats will always be watching lex and the lights are still going on and off and suddenly lex looks away and bats is gone through teleporting i guess and all the cells are open and then they close before lex can come out and lex is like but i already called someone from far away dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding (this is in the film for real, thatās real dialogue)
final shot is of clarkās coffin with a bit of dirt rising up CREDITS START[/details]
i think i got some of it out of order and itās not everything that bugged me about the film but overall these are the key points i feel
havenāt even really started nitpicking yet - lots of smaller scenes just plain donāt make sense
Seems like the praise for Affleck as bƤpmƤn is āuniversalā
[details=Spoiler]Holy shit, I forgot about little Bruce being levitated by the bats, this happens in like the first 5 minutes of the film. Shouldāve known from that scene that shit was gonna get dumb.
I always wondered why such a big deal was made when Supes speared that terrorist dude that held Lois hostage. I mean, yeahā¦he kinda fucked a wall, but to say that that single action caused many innocent people to die made me say āUmmm, but he just smashed a hole in a wall?ā[/details]
^[details=Spoiler]Easy to make people believe that a fight involving Superman ends in massive deaths after MOS I guess. That was Lexās plan, he knew Superman would come to save Lois. He seems to know a lot already.
Iām surprised nobody is talking about the āsave Marthaā thing. I thought it would be one of the thing people would complain about the most but it looks like everyone got this scene right.[/details]
Injustice represents alot of things going right yeah
Iām more confused by everyone coming to this thread and says āOH TOO BAD IT SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY FAMILY/FRIENDS/FIRST DATE AND WASTE EVERYONEāS TIMEā. Deadpool isnāt gonna pop out and address the women in the room in this one, folks.
Havent seen it yet crucades, but when i do, im gonna come back in here, and explode all over you shit stains.
Ewwwā¦
Keep that shit away from me Jimmy, Iām about that Batman V Superman life homie. LOL!!!
souless and ultra violence part.
Movie is still way better than the Iron Mans and Avengers by a long shot
This movie is a result of an impatient studio trying to fit in 4 set up movies into a single film.
The JLA shit is so shoehorned that it actually insults your intelligence as a viewer.
To the few of youā¦ Keep defending trash by your visionary director Zac Snyder.
Told you guys Kung Fu Panda 3 would shit on this movie:
162 reviews in and its sitting at 33% at the moment.
Snyder about to get the pink slip.
This movie could have a 0% but if it makes a billion dollars they will let Snyder make another one.
Wait til after the first weekend before you start predicting whatās next.