Well…it looks like I’m going to see this in theaters. My brother got tickets, it’ll be his BDay, I’m sure as hell am not going to decline a BDay request.
As much as my position isn’t in favor of the movie, I will clean my mind and come into it as unbiased as possible and come out as unbiased as possible.
I’m going in as biased as possible, thinking it will be complete horseshit.
I’ll give the movie a score out of 100.
The starting number will be 50.
It will get a +1 for every scene that has sunlight and anytime Clark smiles.
It will get a -1 for every scene that Eisenjew imitates the Riddler and anytime Clark seems angry for no reason.
I wanted to clown them for it, but honestly R-Rating rereleases aren’t that uncommon even before Deadpool and this one actually did seem planned so a pass here.