That’s a good one. :china:
This was what I meant earlier in the thread when I asked why white people felt it to be their duty to tell other people what is proper. Then, the white guy made it something about manifest destiny and dominating other races.
What kind of an ignorant hick would think that fried rice is real food?
Fried rice is the bomb fuck the haters.
Ain’t no hate. Just a statement of fact. Fried rice isn’t really food. You can stuff yourself with it if you’re desperate, because it’s cheap and easy to come by. But it’s hardly good for you. It falls under the same category as JiB tacos, flautas, haggis, and children.
If you question me, how about you eat it for lunch each day for a week? See how many visits you make to el bao.
Fried rice does not fall into the same category as JiB tacos. C’mon man! Only whi… oh wait…
you know I just found out a couple months ago that general tso’s chicken isn’t really Chinese food. also, I prefer risottos to most asian rices, but fried rice is gooooooooood!!!
I had difficulty explaining to a white guy once that fortune cookies were invented in San Fran. But in any case, stop derailing the thread. White power!
Why do old white ladies drench themselves in the same brand of musky perfume? And why can we smell them 15 minutes before they show up and for another 15 after they leave?
Now that’s more like it!
-At least six shots and 1/3 a bottle of whiskey. Actually, just a lot of whiskey. God I love whiskey.
-Regular Fucked Up Drunk is a pretty consistent state of being. You stumble around a bit, then throw up and pass out. Not necessarily in that order.
White Boy Fucked Up Drunk is a wild and unpredictable animal. Symptoms range from telling people you love them and hugging too much, to outright belligerence and starting fistfights with complete strangers. Expressing your honest opinion about certain minorities is also common (see: Mel Gibson).
-Any Asian you see rocking White style was part of a secret government experiment performed in the 1990s. These people were kidnapped as infants and trained from childhood to be White in every aspect other than appearance. Our goal was to reinsert them into the Asian population for espionage work, but the project’s funding was canceled before we could move on to Phase 2. Instead they were released into the general public, doomed to suffer from a perpetual identity crisis.
-We didn’t want to admit this, but it seems you’re already figuring out the truth so I might as well tell you: Robin Thicke is just a CGI character voiced by Nick Cannon. He was designed to be our backup plan in case Usher ever went on strike and denied us access to the persona you know as “Justin Timberlake.”
“Neighborhood Watch” is an ambitious new reality TV project, co-funded by MTV/Viacom and Disney. Any neighborhood with that sign is a designated spawning ground for self-absorbed wealthy douchebags whose every action is monitored by sociologists. Whichever neighborhood is determined to be the most obnoxious is given a reality show the following TV season. This is how “The Hills” and “Jersey Shore” were created.
Your speculation is 100% accurate. He was our last ditch effort to make a “Black” president without having to nominate someone who was actually Black. He failed, so we were forced to create Obama. With any luck, the stalled Health Care debate will disillusion enough Blacks to forgo the use of our “Nuclear Option.”
When our mighty Mexican army is complete, you shall be granted honorary Field General status and given your own brigade to lead in battle.
-This is another throwback to our homeland of Scandinavia. Since all Whites started out as Vikings, growing old and dying of natural causes was considered the worst possible outcome. Only suffering a painful, bloody death on the battlefield would ensure your place in Valhalla.
-Inbreeding was an experiment in alternative methods for propagating the Great White Race should we run out of non-family members with which to mate. It was first proposed in 780 AD in response to the Islamic invasion of Spain and Portugal, in which the Great White Race suffered heavy causalities and faced possible extinction within a few centuries.
At the time we never considered mating with minorities. You might assume this was born from racial prejudice, but that is not correct. In reality, we just didn’t know we could have sex with non-Whites for the sake of procreation because minorities seemed alien to the point of being biologically incompatible. Granted, the Romans had sex with everybody they conquered, but that always led to post-coital executions as per their hedonistic customs.
Thankfully the Renaissance revived Italy’s passion for unprotected sex with strangers, but in a less-bloodthirsty manner. The Venetian royalty began importing hot slave girls from Egypt in 1398. Nine months later the first Filipino was born, and just in time to save us from becoming a race of drooling retards.
-Curling is part of the Canadian Project, another holdover from the Golden Age. During the height of our global reign, there was always talk of what to do in case the minorities ever began to resist our oppression. One proposal was to make a country so white, its very existence would baffle and confuse all non-Whites. Even if the shock itself failed to eliminate the rebellion, it would at least buy us enough time to mount a counteroffensive. Sadly, we lacked any means of exposing minorities to our creation when it mattered. By the time TV was invented, the Great White Empire had declined to a point beyond saving.
I’m surprised Frank hasn’t already asked this, but why do I and many white people listen to backpack rap (Robert “Run-it-back” Plummer translation - ‘underground rap’) one minute, and the next minute change the station to NPR?
Just by watching this video, I have deduced it was made by white people. What is its purpose and when will it come to fruition? Solve for X.
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Edit: Pretty much NSFW material in the video.
Holy shit son I’m dying here.
Rob,
Why do whites clown so hard on red heads? I like a woman with fire crotch. To me, it is exotic.
Also, what features do whites find god tier? I for one am not too picky. Nothing like plowing my face in a set of creamy white thighs.
This reminds me. I have a fucked up fantasy. It involves a beautiful, tall, blond hair, and blue eyed woman dressed in an SS outfit. She is yelling at me with a thick german accent proclaiming I am inferior. I am tied to a chair and she starts beating me. Somehow I manage to escape,there is a struggle, and I proceed to BREAK DEM GUTS. What does that say about me? Should I seek help?
Pablo, that just sounds like a fantasy where against all odds, you manage to break free of bonds tying you down, overcome the opposition and at the same time end up getting some with a bomb ass girl. Everything you need in life to become the ultimate man.
Sounds like your innermost desires are being brought forth and I respect that. Hardbody.
Also I happen to find redheads to be hot fire, but I am half Irish. I’ve been claimed to be “another one of us” by Kriangkrai, who believes I’m not white on the inside, so I’m not sure how much merit my voice carries in white people discussions. Perhaps I’ll leave it up to Rob.
am i still white IF
i do not like bacon
i do not like mayonaise/ranch
i do not like watching sports
but most importantly do not like street fighter 4 (but will get hype for it because it helps the community)
-Ever notice how your white friends always have the right tool for any situation, regardless of the time or place? Well, how else would we store that shit when on the move?
-Blame the Germans. I can’t stand socks with sandals.
-White Guilt.
-Alfalfa is vital for agriculture, which is vital for cattle, which is vital for beef and steak. We love us some steak.
-We don’t, it’s just Angelina Jolie. That woman be crazy, yo.
-We don’t love lawsuits, but we needed something for settling personal disputes after dueling was outlawed.
-'cause he’s Rick James, bitch.
-Casseroles are used to turn leftovers into a semi-legit dish. Fried rice is used to make everything taste the same, regardless of what’s actually in there.
-Soup is consistently the cheapest food you can serve hot. Since we’re an arctic species, soup is our bread and butter survival meal.
Our sense of smell is severely underdeveloped compared to other humans. Having evolved in Scandinavia, we were used to our noses being frozen over and therefore functionally useless. As a result, our women wear enough perfume to penetrate the micro-fractures in ice.
It’s part of our religion. Just as Muslims journey to Mecca, all Whites yearn to make a backpacking pilgrimage across Europe after college. If we cannot afford to do so, we make up for it by listening to pretentious, pseudo-cerebral bullshit.
-We didn’t always hate redheads, but then Rod Howard made The Da Vinci Code so they deserve it. Holy shit that movie was bad.
-Being natural oppressors and conquerors, we generally prefer what other races have. Also, contrary to what you might think, the vast majority of Whites are all for mixed marriages. The reason is simple: I’ve yet to meet a mixed girl who wasn’t at least mildly attractive.
-Naw, all Whites have that dream. Being Mexican, it’s probably your recessive Spaniard genes kicking in while you sleep.
-Negative 10% Whiteness
-Negative 30% Whiteness
-Negative 70% Whiteness
-Depends on why you don’t like it. If it’s the game itself, negative 5%. If it’s because minorities play it, you get +30%.
roflmao
Damn, negative 70% whiteness for not watching sports? What if we don’t like sports at all, playing, discussing, nor watching? In high school I called my friend helen a twinkie for being yellow on the outside, white on the inside, so we decided I was an egg, white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
White people in general. And young mexicans. Half a bottle of axe is not necessary, fuck I hate cologne.
I’m surprised I haven’t asked this either.
Robert, someone I know reffers to white penis as “pink shit” are there some that are pink? I’m under the assumption that it’s white.
Truest thing in the entire topic. I was always taught it is better to die a painful death then of old age.
You’re hella deviant in the spectrum of white behavior already though, the sports thing may just be a side effect or compounding of your white-behavioral deviance to begin with.
Also, doesnt general tso not even exist, or something like that? Maybe he had nothing to do with chicken.
Robert, why do white girls love being mistreated? Can you explain the process, either sociological or biological that leads these women towards seeking abusive boyfriends while at the same time finding it INCREDIBLY hot?
Indeed, that dish is pretty much exclusive to the western world. But there have been many generals with that name (from three kingdoms period to Qing period), and I am not certain which individual the dish is supposed to be named after. The bigger question is why this dish is named after said general.
I can’t tell you what causes this phenomenon, but it sure is fun to profit from it.