Hey zig,
Why do I always see “neighborhood watch” signs in really affluent areas? What is there to be scared of? There are no crackheads within 30 miles of these neighborhoods.
You still have Frank’s questions to answer.
But while I’m here, what’s the deal with Bill Clinton? He was considered the “first black president.” Was he specifically sent out by the whites to gain the trust of minorities?
I lived in eastern Washington for 13 years. I was out drinking with co workers who also happened to be members of the Norteno’s (Big Mexican Gang). During our time drinking they declared me an honorary Mexican.
How can I use this for the betterment of the white race? Am I deep undercover or something?
‘Honorary Mexican’ loosely translates to ‘pinata’, I think. Run. Away.
i blame America for the majority of the dumb ass things and people my race is currently producing, i have mad respect for the founding fathers but this isn’t their America anymore imo. they worked hard to make our lives comfortable(too comfortable) and now they’d probably be ashamed of close to 50% of the white population, i know i am.
but im not supposed to be answering things sorry D: i DO have a question: how BOMB will Adon be?
Why do white men fear male pattern baldness? Perhaps a more general question should be, why do white people fear aging so much? To clarify, traditionally raised Asians see age as a sign of health and wisdom. This is possibly because we’ve been dying off in such plentiful numbers for over 5000 years, and it’s rare to see someone make it to old age. So what caused the great white race to take such a divergent path in cultural development? Why put such a premium on youth and looking young?
Why do white people not frown on inbreeding? You love your royals, and they do it. I see that as an endorsement of the act. Is it only permissible in their case because they hold power over you? Or do you wish to become powerful so that you too can have such a right?
Curling, explain this shit to me…
I don’t really know it like that, but it seems like it’s the shuffleboard for when there is snow…I just know that I really REALLY like watching it. And I don’t have an explanation as to why (maybe it’s because i’m 1/2 white?)
Shuffleboard I kinda get. It’s a drunken pastime. You see it as a technical feat. And the more drunk you get, the better you think you are.
But curling? There’s no open bar. It’s just a dude sliding a large black object, then two dudes slide along, bend over, and stroke their shaf–oh, wait, I see why you like it.
I actually never thought about it like that buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut…
White people don’t age as gracefully as Asians.
Also, Curling is awesome.
Why did I call myself “off-white” around 8-10 years ago?
No…way…this is too hilarious, I am in front of my PC laughing my ass off right now. 
[media=youtube]-MQrEwYxZW4[/media]
After seeing this video I immeadiatly realized two things. 1.) It was pretty much made for this thread and 2.) We White people have it tougher than I thought.
Also just to assert my whiteness as a 1st time white poster in this thread, 2 months ago at GW, I bet Samson a drink that another black person who was in the car when Future drove me to TW from GW with the week before, was in fact him. unbelievably I lost the bet. (yeah that bet is ridiculous as it sounds, and Im giving the typical white excuse of I was ‘wicked tanked’)
Also in light of the 2 most popular threads in NW SRK right now, you should seriously consider naming one or both of your TW teams “Looking White Feeling White”
why do white people love cargo shorts
wearing socks with sandals
why do white people love getting offended when someone makes jokes about other races beside their own
what the hell is alfafa sprouts
why do white people love to adopt kids from a 3rd world country
why do white people love law suits
why do white people love dave chappelle like sooooo much?
what the hell is cassourole i believe thats a white person food and why do they love fried rice so much
and why is soup so important to you guys?
For those interested in the great white culture and who are unable to post questions to Zig here, might I advise that you procure this piece of literature:
After I read the book, it was like I had a one-on-one conversation with the author. It’s like he knows me man.
Seriously I wish I knew the answer to this because it annoys the crap out of me.
I always make racist jokes. It offends me that people get offended by my awesome sense of humor.
I think this isn’t being white so much as being non-asian. I actually didn’t know until a little while ago that fried rice is only for getting rid of old rice, and it’s not real “food”.
why do white people have awesome sig’s on SRK?