Every race does this. Black chicks get mad when black guys are dating white girls. I guess it’s 'cause they feel like one of their own is being taken or something? I don’t know, it’s stupid. That’s one less person for them to get with, I guess… for people who don’t date outside their race.
Why would anyone NOT like cheese? There’s so many different kinds. There’s plain cheeses, fancy cheeses, smelly cheeses, hell there’s probably sweet cheeses. Cheeeeeeese.
I’m white… but I don’t get this. Why do white people love so much to hate on white people? Not the same thing as white guilt.
White Americans as a whole, in my experience, deride all things white and American… while worshiping everything from Asia. (I’m one of those rare few who couldn’t care less about Asian girls as a rule of thumb. :/)
-The Beastie Boys were pretty big back in the day, in case you forgot, but they weren’t really associated with “true” rap and hiphop. Oddly enough, I associated them more with Alternative back in the early-mid 90s. To put it in local terms: you heard Beastie Boys on 107.7, not 93.3. Anyway, to answer your question…well, you already did. Vanilla Ice, that’s why.
-The game plan is to accept the inevitable takeover by our Chinese overlords.
You’ll know when I unveil The Master Plan.
Having evolved in the frigid arctic tundra of Scandinavia, we put a premium on preserving body heat and using as little energy as possible. That’s why we favor passive aggressiveness and anonymity over direct confrontation; in short, it’s a survival instinct.
It’s complicated. See my earlier response to Keith about white women.
-To avoid getting beat the fuck up.
-It’s a holdover from our proud tradition of oppressing others.
Why do white people like talking about getting drunk as if it’s some kind of great achievement?
Why do white people have so much a fascination with ThugLyte™? You know… the white kids who think they’re every kind of ballin’ street thug when they so obviously come from a decently wealthy white family and are pretty much just making asses of themselves.
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-We fear the Blacks because of our failure to finish them off when we had the chance. We were up for over 3 centuries, but couldn’t pull away in the 4th. Then Jordan made the shot over Craig Ehlo right at the buzzer. We haven’t made the playoffs ever since.
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LMFAO…Holy shit, I about died at this. I’m sorry, I’m black, and that’s probably the funniest fucking thing I’ve read today…fuck that probably ever. Jeezus H I about shot Grape Drink out my nose.
White people do keep track of their like… track record of drinks and smokes. Dave Chapelle is right 'cause we’re like damn dawg I just had 3 beers 4 shots and SIX BONG RIPS! I was faded!
That’s almost exactly what one of my friends just told me. He’s hella white. Thus, it prompted my question. See also: I was hoping for a humorous response.
Man this thread is great, I’m learning a lot of about life and why I am the way I am.
But you know? I still have a lot to learn about being hardbody, and being filthy… or lookin’ cute and feelin’ cute. Where are the threads for these questions?
The current Great White Race is actually composed of several sub-races who didn’t unite until the late Golden Age. Before that time, the only large groups worth oppressing were other Whites. We had little access to minorities outside of when the Arabs took over Spain, but unfortunately that party was short-lived. Otherwise we only got to oppress them when they would stumble in from Africa or Asia, with mixed results (see: the Mongols).
The Grand Unification began shortly after the British invented boats and automatic weapons. Using these tools, they sailed around the globe and made an amazing discovery: the world was full of minorities and, best of all, they didn’t have guns! Gone were the days in which we were forced to oppress our fellow White Men. We could travel around the world and oppress countless minorities to our heart’s content.
Sadly, now that our monopoly over oppression has weakened, we’ve begun to see dissent in the ranks. Some members of the Alliance went so far as to question our traditional means of oppression and broke off to try their own methods. This occurred on multiple occasions throughout the 20th century, the two most well known dissenters being Germany (WWI/II) and Russia (the entire Cold War). While we’ve managed to crush the dissenters so far, we have yet to fully eliminate the plague known as White Disgruntlement.
-Until recently alcoholism was considered a badge of honor, thanks in large part to the Irish. They invented alcohol for use in battle, as it bestowed them with superhuman speed, strength, and durability. The Romans used them as shock troops during the First Great Race War of 500 BC in their campaign against the Persians of Mordor.
This might be confusing given the contemporary effects of alcohol, but these Irish were not the race we know today. They were the Neo-Irish, an ancient clan now lost to history. The last Neo-Irishman were wiped out by the Welsh general Dick Chaney III at the Battle of Mexico in 247 BC, but their name lived on as a term of endearment for any normal man brave enough to consume the elixir. While such men still gained a physical boost from alcohol, their bodies lacked the Neo’s stamina and superior metabolism. More often than not, the withdrawals were fatal.
The modern Irish, who descended from the Neo’s slaves, attempted to revive their extinct masters’ abilities through genetic engineering. While they succeeded in eliminating mankind’s fatal reaction to alcohol, it came at the expense of all positive side effects. Saddened by their failure, the Irish continued to drink as a form of tribute to the long-lost Neos. Today, the true history of alcoholism has been lost, but the reverence we felt for the great Neo race lives on.
-It’s part of our ongoing war strategy against the Blacks. Since the Blacks are naturally better at everything, we’re trying to confuse them by perverting and misinterpreting their own culture. Our hope is to lure them into cultural norms and practices that we’re better at. Unfortunately, such a list was small to begin with and is only getting shorter. At this rate, we’ll probably get beat in hockey and country music by 2015.
This is a total mystery, even to me. Conspiracy theorists believe it’s part of a secret guerrilla campaign being run by the Gays, possibly a precursor to some larger offensive. Some fear they’ve placed sleeper agents throughout our Mexican operation and, when the time is right, will hijack enough divisions to cripple our war effort. Given their mutual interests, I wouldn’t be surprised if Women were behind all this.
What is it going to take for me to get white boy fucked up drunk?
As in “we about to get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up!” (you might have to hear me say this to get the idea)
And what is exactly the difference between white boy fucked up drunk, and just being fucked up drunk?
Why is it that asian people (particularly men) try to bite corny ass white boy styles? like the long shaggy hair underneath a baseball cap (or more specifically, a trucker cap)
Would you consider Robin Thicke white? Cause I think in the race draft he got picked up by black people.
