Ask Zig: Being White!

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HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP REVOLUTION! Does not contain real juice. I love that we can have juice, labeled juice, that… isn’t actually juice. Tight. Unless you were just quoting something but uh… yeah.

Kriang was saying that we like tomato soup (yep), sandwiches (hell yes), can’t remember what else… I remember liking pretty much everything he mentioned though.

I especially like tomato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich.

I really only like tomato soup if it has a grilled cheese sandwich to stick in it. on it’s own… meh

So far this thread has helped me decide what to have for lunch tomorrow.

This thread is amazing. The Passing reference alone gives this instant legendary status.

I <3 Tomato soup with a grilled cheese sandwhich too…

WTF? Robert tried to show his certified blackness outside of Seattle? Good shit Robert.

I’m also 50% white (as hinted from my previous post), so I guess I can answer these questions 1/2 of the time too…although I’m 50% Filipino, and have been certified black through the Deezo’s house of horrors and chicken by Dean Brandon aka Chate’s Brother. So there’s 100% chance that I will bash on white people in this thread.

I’ve NEVER heard of grilled cheeses w/ tomato soup until I read this thread and I’m half white. The only time I will eat tomato soup is if it has crumbled parmesan cheese and oregano on it.

I’m gonna go ahead and nominate all of Rob’s posts in this thread since I’m too broke to get’em tattooed on my body.

I grew up on grilled cheese and tomato soup.

Why do some white people hate Jews? Jews look pretty white to anyone who isn’t white.

Why did it take so long for Eminem to arrive on the hip hop scene? That is to say: why did it take so long for a white artist to dominate the rap charts? What does he have that Vanilla Ice and the Beastie Boys lacked?

Are there any sectors of media or industry where white people have yet to secure full dominion over? What’s the game plan there?

I would beg to differ on Vanilla Ice and the Beastie Boys…both artists were successful during their time. But to answer your question Eminem is on top because he has/had a set formula to his music (first single bashes on celebrities causes controversy then proceeds to release more bullshit, while the unsuspecting consumer eats it up)

Grilled Cheese and tomato soup is a staple. There is also the 7-Up and Tylenol cure for the common cold. South Park made a reference to that a long time ago, and I was blown away by the fact that other kids got the same thing when they were sick.

It’s a shame you people don’t recognize the universal powers of Robitussin.

Keith you interest into our thoughts and plans worries me…what are you planning to do with this info?

Keith is just greatly amused by racial humor. He plays fair and clowns on the chinese just as much as anyone else, though.

I do what we Asians do. I’m going to take a design by a white person, make it more efficient, miniaturize it, produce it for less, put it in a box with colorful art, then sell it back to the white man.

The chinks, frogs, and nips get it the worse from me. But I do not discriminate, I hate everyone equally. I don’t care if you’re a Catholic, Baptist, Lutheran, Morman, Janist, Muslim, Sikh, Bahai, Oprah-ism, wop, boater, gook, guido, ABCD, wetback, beaner, bogan, brownie, kiwi, towel head, sand nig, prairie nig, house nig, whig, real nig, mic, spic, camel jockey, coon, coolie, cracker, cunt-eyed, dink, flip, kike, gerry, limey, paddy, Polack, pillow biter… If I left anyone out, I do sincerely apologize.

But we should not derail, for that would be in violation of our user agreement. Let us continue to make this thread about posing the serious questions.

Why do white people like cheese?

If I could ask a chinese person one thing it would be, “Why do they fuck each other over so much?” but alas this is a white thread…so…

Why so white people not stick up for themselves and instead post shit talk on 4chan? Is it due to the white guilt they feel in person and then later resentment?

i want to see zigs answer for this, but mine is that white people like to be annonymous so they can say/do shit without fear. for example the KKK masks/hoods.

Why? Because we can.

Why do white guys get mad when they see minorities dating white girls? FYI we only do it cuz we know it makes you mad lol.