You know what, the whole make black people do sports so that they can entertain the white man idea makes a lot of fucking sense. At the end of the day whitey is signing off on those checks. You have Jay Z trying to come up in the game, but that nig only owns 1% of the Knicks. That ain’t shit son.
So Rob, exactly why does white guilt even exist? Why must white people apologize for whoopin’ ass since fucking forever? If it were the other way around, say Mexicans ran this shit (like they will in 2025), we would never shut the fuck up about it. This would probably be the same for any non-white group out there. They would probably enslave white people just for shits and giggles. Do you guys gloat about this behind closed doors? And I’m not talking about dumb ass hick/KKK rallies either. Like the type of shit you see in Marysville. They don’t actually run shit.
This thread is fucking awesome, I will think of more shit while at work.
i’m half white half filipino. is there any way i can use my whiteness in this world to get ahead while still maintaining my filipino roots? or must i shed it completely?
I don’t know the OP, but this thread makes me want to know him. He is automatically my cracker brother.
I think that the whole white people committing so many atrocities is bullshit. Real easy to find other races doing fucked up shit. I’m gonna hold back, but that comment makes me want to write a letter…
Wow…I thought I was the whitest person I knew but damn…Zig’s got me beat…and wow Heavy D thanks…I’ve been sayin that time machine thing for years and I forgot who I heard it from…Louis CK is the shit…
On the subject…I hate mayonnaise…and deviled eggs…both are just nasty to me…
this is the greatest thread ever. rob you are funny as shit, can you teach me to do the achy breaky heart dance or is that reserved for only the pure bread white upper echelon?
did you make this thread to counter the legendary “get to know a negro better” thread?
Lol. I’m a big fan of satire. Although I have to say that this didn’t go over so well at strong style heh. I think rob has learned not to drop the n word, even in contextually non-discrimitory sentences. Chris Rock was right.
Why do white women listen to everything that Oprah says?
Why are white women attracted to black men?
Why are white women attracted to bald men?
Why is it that when white women roleplay, they always want to call me Legolas?
You mentioned The Great White Conference of 1860, but the only one I know of was held in the 1880’s. So is this an annual thing? Biannual? What is typically on the agenda of each meeting? Do you guys get t-shirts or decoder rings?
I’ve decided to remove the cross burning answer. Felt it was a little too much even when I was writing it.
It’s just a by-product of our natural desire to steal from other cultures. In truth, the Blacks invented every genre of “white” music, going all the way back to Mozart.
White Guilt was implemented as a response to current trends in the US population. As you may know, we are destined to lose our majority status within the next 100 years. And as [media=youtube]TG4f9zR5yzY"[/media] we’re certain to get fucked in the ass for everything we’ve done. While it’s too late to amass enough good karma to prevent all this, we hope White Guilt will at least make the transition more manageable.
Depends on how white you look. See Passing by Nella Larson for some tips. If you look white enough to fool us, then you can act as Filipino as you want without consequence. They’ll just assume you’re being racially sensitive.
-Despite their majority status as part of the White Race, white women were still subject to oppression until the 20th century. They were considered our “backup plan” in case there were no minorities available. Originally this worked out great, since all women were artificial lifeforms devoid of free will. Sadly, in 1920 we were forced to pass the Nineteenth Amendment after they had gained full sentience. Isaac Asimov would later write a documentary about this in 1950. As for Oprah, she is the original sentient woman, created by Albert Einstein in 1895. She has evolved into a centralized hive-mind for all females, and her show is their primary means of communication.
-What you know as “Jungle Fever” is actually a devious weapon employed by women in response to the ongoing Race Wars. Ironically, this war is anything but black and white. Since the battle lines were drawn along racial AND gender lines, we’ve seen numerous alliances and betrayals over the years. Women know that any future alliance between Whites and Blacks would create a military force too powerful to stop, so they are using subterfuge in order to prevent that from ever happening. Despite our general opposition to women, we have no choice but to react angrily for the sake of racial unity. Thankfully, women have yet to fully grasp why we continue to import Mexicans, AKA Operation: California. Once our new army is fully assembled, we shall take Helms Deep before moving on to Minas Tirith and the rest of Gondor.
-If they really are, why am I still single?
-Your involvement in fantasy-themed “independent films” is none of my business.
-We hold a conference every decade, generally in secret. The last one worth noting took place in 1995, during which we decided to let OJ go free. This decision was based on three factors:
Johnnie Cochran owned our ass.
Mark Fuhrman was involved.
We knew this wouldn’t be our last chance to nail OJ.
This random ignorant broad came over to my place the other day and brought a gallon of orange drink. The next day it was completely gone. I asked my roommate what happened to it and he said, “I dumped it out. It was like 1% juice. We don’t play that shit.”
Also, Mayonnaise? Delicious. Deviled eggs? Yes please. White wine? Yup. Wine out of a box? Now you’re speaking my language.
