Ask Zig: Being White!

No comment.

This is not true of all white women, just those who don’t watch Oprah. Having severed their connection to the Hive Mind, they must rely on others to perform higher brain functions.

Dood Zig, I started telling some of my friends of your answers. They say you need to set up a blog about this stuff. They want to ask questions too. THE WORLD MUST KNOW THE (satirical) TRUTH!

Robert why is it most of my younger white friends refuse to wear the seatlbelt?

Robert, why is it that straight white guys tend to avoid answering questions about penises?

Who is this? I’ve never seen a reason NOT to wear a seatbelt. This definitely isn’t a white thing, because a white man passed the law requiring cars to have safety belts.

Ain’t nobody riding with me without wearing a seatbelt. Sure, the only person you’re harming is you when we get in a wreck… Until I have to pay to have you removed from my windshield, replace my windshield, and get my carpets replaced. Fuck that. I don’t want no human projectile coming out of my car.

That makes sense.

The real question is it really general tso? Cause I’ve seen general tsao, general tso, general sao…

-'cause they’re fucking stupid.

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Sarah Jessica Parker: Explain the appeal.

Yes cause she is looking hella ugly, I get her and Kathy Griffen mixed up all the time.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a little boy. I really don’t understand the appeal. Not hot, huge teeth too.

I know right!

But for some reason, (white) folks seem really into her. What am I missing?

Ok, I have to get this out. I don’t understand why people love Julia Roberts so damn much either. What is it? I don’t get it.

Must be her nice, large teeth.

Taken from the Negro thread.

Do you agree with Frank here? I was always under the impression that I was weird for my taste in cereal. Sure I love the sugary stuff, but the above quote is the truth for me.

I still enjoy some of the sugary cereals occasionally. But plain cereal rocks.

WHAT THE heck IS UP WITH HER BLOTCHY ASS SKIN?!

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cereal plus sugar rocks so does can corn and sugar with coconut flakes but that might be a thai thing

White men can’t stand her, so her appeal is exclusive to women. As for why: Sex and the City is second only to Oprah within the Feminine Hierarchy. Our scientists have yet to determine whether it’s an offshoot of the Hive Mind or a separate entity altogether.

See above. Pretty Woman was Sex and the City before Sex and the City.

That’s pretty damn white.

Yo rob! Why are white people the only ones who get possessed? Why are they the only ones who wanna fuck with that shit? Why do they find it fun? I’ve never seen a nigga possessed. I don’t fuck with the Satan.