Ask OMNE: Being Black

^dope…I learned how to swim there!

My black gf does not know how to swim. I am going to fix that one of these days. Although it is hard to teach someone when they can’t get their hair wet. Gotta keep those juices in there.

Why do black people scream at movies, do they think the actors can actually hear them, or is it something deeper like they actually believe what is on the screen is actually happening right in front of them?

^-- Yeah, and how come they’re always the first ppl to die in like horror movies and shit. One would think the “When Animals Attack” rule would apply, but maybe zombies and serial killers throw their radar off?

@Dustin: I think it’s more along the lines that they know what a real person should do in that situation, so they feel the need to let the actor have it. I’m also guilty of this at times…

^-- its what frank said. Also going back to the “When Animals Attack” rule it definitely does apply. Which is why they kill off the black person first because otherwise (and im pretty sure im right on this) someone not white would end up surviving to the end which by our social standards is just wrong.

I was going to say this too, but in the remake of The House on Haunted Hill a black guy and a white girl lived to the end…

there was a remake of House on Haunted Hill? Why the fuck would anyone do that…

It’s kinda old…Sonya Blade got murked as did Jean Grey (sorry I’m too lazy to try and remember their names)

dont know who played sonya, but jean grey is famke janssen

Sonya made it out alive.

lol josh told me elias was like “hey dude do you know you left the sticker on your hat”

thats funny shit cuz white people will tell me my hat is on crooked or backwards, and ask why i didnt take the sticker off of my NEW ERA FITTED…thing is, i dont even know why i do it lol. i seen everybody else do it, and if i had to guess the sticker stays on so youre lookin fresh feelin fresh…but not to let people know how big your head isplus its gold so it adds to the blind factor. asians just copy what other people do hahaha

but why do black people leave the sticker on their hats? but not the new sticker that covers the whole brim cuz that shits dumb

^I’ve wondered this myself.

Imperator215: Those are ignorant negros and you shouldnt pay them any mind. Black people like to lay claim to the stupidest shit some times, Like being able to say Nigga… and Kool Aid

dkn29: I dont know what movies you go to but young white girls are way worse then black folks. It usually depends on what movies you go to though, if you go to a “black” movie, expect loud black people.

Nolander: Its not that our radar is thrown off, people arent ready for black hero’s. White people love Will Smith, but he better die in a horror flick.

jacob2umf: To give you the false impression that they are always rocking new shit. cant be any more then that. plus it gives white folks a new trend to follow, so no one is complaining.

Thefuture: Just b/c YOU are different when it comes to cold and wet, dosent turn the general idea of black people being cold and wet. Thats why when i speak on black folks, I say Generally, and Not ALL. for every 10 of people like you i can find 150 that are like how i put it.

^BOOM! Thefuture got pwned with a FADC to Ultra to the face.

Is it true that black people started sagging their pants and wearing shirts 3x to big to hide drugs or this another over-exaggeration of the white man?

Heck no Brent, I thought she was the girl with the video camera…and was involved in the scene scared the shit outta me.

Hey Jetay… when black people have sex, is it considered rape?

Lmao, post of the year here^

Nominated for an article.

Why are you fuckin retarded? You should die in a fire somewhere.