Ask OMNE: Being Black

Do your wheels have clickity clackers?

no but they do have 8 pawls where as most wheels have 2-4. and they do make some noise when they get dirty.

Why is it every time I see two (young or adolescent in my experience) black people who are about to fight they do the shoulder bumping circle dance…I personally find this as funny as the white people touch their face before they fight…

that actually originated from the schoolyards as the “og’s” or bigger niggaz did that to provoke and feel out their opponent without having to throw the first punch and you couldn use the “he started it first” line. these were regular occurences during recess

G-Effect: Why do white people think Elvis is alive? Every race has a retarded belief. Its not Koo to have a grill, only dumb niggas who wastes other people’s money do that. Too some niggas, It more important to have something koo to take a bitch home in and not what you are taking the bitch home too. Most shit with Rhythm comes from niggas, its only logic that we should be able to move to it.

Bokkin: I cant stand that shit either. I dont let people get into kicking range if i dont know your intentions. Most of those niggas are kids that are hoping the other guy swings 1st so they can tell the police just that so they can act like it was self defense.

Why do black muslims only make bean pies??? Like wtf with that shit…i never got the reason behind that…

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Is this statement true?

Why is it that 99% of all black porn has the breezy covering herself in oil? Why can’t they just moisturize before the shoot? I don’t mind it, but at times it is excessive.

Why don’t black people like to swim?

Why are black people generally afraid of dogs?

DMX and every member of Ruff Ryders ever would like to disagree with you.

And so would Michael Vick.

Generally

i don’t think i knew any black people growing up that were scared of dogs. there might be people in the scene that are, but i have no idea cuz it’s never come up in conversation. and i’ve lived in skyway, 2 minutes away from rainier beach, all my life.

I know a lot of black people who have dogs. Not sure where the perception came from that we hate them (maybe the civil rights movement?).

The pool thing is simple: poor neighborhoods with lots of black people don’t have swim programs, so a lot of black people don’t learn how. Those that have access to pools enjoy it about as much as anyone else.

Was mostly just asking the dog thing cause it’s one of those retarded stereotypes and I was going for a funny reply. I haev known a few black people that were afraid of dogs, but really not more than the general population is afraid of dogs.

As for the swimming, that makes a lot of sense.

Why are black people afraid of bees?

Isnt everybody afraid of bees? I know i am… oh and spiders to.

FUCK spiders

Why do black people talk so loud?

I mean I know I’ve heard black people talk quietly, but loud talkers stick out to me and eight out of ten times it’s a black person.

lordofgod: Thats stupid fucking sterotype and you should shoot yourself. Why the fuck am i suppose to know what muslims do?

Pablo_the_Mex: Thats just a corny ass saying that charcoal ass dark negros be saying to make themselves feel comfortable about how ugly they are. I dont really watch to much porn so i cant really help you there.

FuriousJodo: Black people generally hate to be cold. Usually wet goes with cold. We dont mind hot tubs and shit. but yeah, if you want to keep black people away from you. plan a event in the winter, its almost guaranteed no black will show.

Reguardless of what TJ says " way to learn about black people from music videos like most white people do :bluu: " We dont know what the dogs are gonna do. We have seen enough civil rights videos to know WHAT THEY CAN DO! how come you never see black people in the " When Animals attack " TV shows, Its b/c we fuckin know better.

FrAnkDAdAnk: Bees only due 2 things. Make honey, and Sting people. If its flying around my ass, That has shit to due with making honey so that only leaves 1 OTHER OPTION. Read the reference of black people and when animals attack.

Stricnine: I dont really know either, but i think the loudness of black people is truly overrated. A Group of young White Woman > ANYTHING BLACK in loudness. I do admit though, most black people dont have a volume control for certain settings. If its in a quiet room, we wont give a fuck and most likely talk how we normally do.

Why do black people get mad when I listen to hip-hop? It’s not cause I’m not black is it?

FuriousJodo: Black people generally hate to be cold. Usually wet goes with cold. We dont mind hot tubs and shit. but yeah, if you want to keep black people away from you. plan a event in the winter, its almost guaranteed no black will show.

hah… funny hearing that since I grew up skiing and swimming being a lifeguard for most of my high school years.

Your name is the “Thefuture” for a reason. Ever since I almost drowned in Medgar Evers pool as a 5 year old kid, I was done with all forms of water that wasn’t in a tub or in a plastic bottle/cup. Only redeeming factor to that was I was saved by a female lifeguard, that was tight. :smokin::pleased: