Ok so.
Story mode is out now, ibuki is out now and we even got a free balrog at the same damn time for all our troubles.
How I feel about the game so far?
I’m sorry that story mode is a piece of fucking trash.
[details=Spoiler]Half the time I didn’t even understand why certain shit was happening if even for what. It was pieced together so goddamn poorly and it was like every trope you ever expected out of the generic setting that has always been said on - “Nobody really plays street fighter for the story, because it’s all over the place.” and you’d think with the GRAFFIX and the DISDAYNAGE things would be different, but goddamnit - no its not.
Like I was more happy just seeing character cameos when they finally hit the screen than anything really going on. on some “OH SNAP ITS URINE.” or “HEY IBUKI IS FINALLY ON THE SCENE!” and i mean seriously - why give charlie a fucking picture of guile to get his little chess piece if half the time the fucking pieces are flying around all over the place and then you guys just work together all at the end and start collecting them all anyways?
Then - why do they sneak in, then leave, then come back? why the fuck was the shadaloo base never refortified so these invasions don’t easily happen again? Why the fuck is everyone from bison and FANG to balrog to Vega just EASILY COMING AND GOING all the damn time if they’re supposed to be making their minions do all the real work?
like jesus christ, what the fuck was really going on? Why even bother making nacalli if he never fucking even eats anyone or bring charlie back just so guile can say “go ahead and face him” only to watch charlie drastically blow up and not even give guile a goddamn epilogue of closure and instead show OUR G8 HERO ROO go up right after (lol) and just HADO’S the dude to a slow ether explosion?
Didn’t FANG fall into a fire pit?
How does he survive? What happened to the girl that fell with him? How does she die but he doesn’t? did he use his super to fly away from the heat fans?
Why the fuck was Bison nonchalont over EVERYTHING? Why were bison and co. even ROBBING A BANK IN NEW YORK THEMSELVES? did they ever even say what the fuck was there?
Why the hell did bison just let shit run wild in his base. like rashid was literally **right upstairs hacking the machine with the corniest password ever and you mean to tell me your lazy ass hovering in place couldn’t hover your ass up there and just psycho smack him into where he just sent FANG? How the hell do you go walking around speaking as if everything should naturally go as planned whole plot through but you’re just naturally letting every dumb thing fall apart?
I feel like he was just old and was like what the fuck ever happens just happens started laughing at the end when he imploded cuz he was like “idclol.” or he was laughing cause he was finally free from this crapcom fuckshit for no future games and didn’t have suffer any more in a world where everyone fucking fights at his base and no one actually shoots STREET FIGHTERS with no weapons intruding on their fucking territory. Kind of ironic the only character ever to get killed by being shot was nash and somehow he still got to come back to life for like five seconds. lol.
I waited months for story mode to watch this trash and overly muscled character running around in cutscenes awkwardly? Did you guys watch ryu running from that explosion? god he looked like he would bend any spoon or break any cup he tried to pick up in a real world situation. His fucking wrists are as big as his arms. Somethings wrong with the chicken in that street fighter world I tell ya.[/details]
Moving aside from the story mode tho, did they ever do anything real about rage quitters yet? cause i’m still getting them.
Did they ever work on that network code anymore? cause I’m still getting lag switchers.
I was kinda eh at ibuki at first, but the longer I took to dedicate to her, the more I realize theres soooooo many different was to play her. And she has so many options. she’s different as hell from old ibuki and I will say it takes a hard lesson learned coming from ryu realizing your parry is gonna be some hand raida ray that will get you blown up every time you think you’re parrying a jump in - but I learned.
New stages are ok, but I could care less for new stage variations unless they bring new music with them.
So far this game is trying to run hard on nostalgia goggles here and there and I thought it was cute seeing rival school characters on the beach stage - but I can without a doubt say i’ll keep playing for ibuki but the game still needs to do actual better than to try to quell us with more bells and whistles and nostalgia goggles like urine n booki n magical eye spider girl.
capcom needs to dedicate actual support to real character concerns as well as their dedication to bringing out new content. and they need to actually bring out decent content and not just fan servicey shit that the community is telling them to do - but it’s capcom and I don’t expect them too since most their games go downhill due to them running their shit into the ground from fan service.
so meh.
those my current feelings.