Animal Thread

**[SIZE=4]Chaaaaarge! Protective elephant sees off a pack of horrible hyenas - but poor calf still loses its tail in dramatic bush battle for survival **[/SIZE]

This is the dramatic moment a protective mother elephant desperately fought off a fearsome pack of hyenas trying to attack her young calf.
The life and death struggle began as the dog-like mammals pounced on the unsuspecting baby elephant when it became separated from its mother.
Six of the hyenas launched themselves onto the calf’s back in a bid to bring it down, prompting the furious mother to swing into action.

‘…And STAY out!’ The last hyena flees the scene with it tail between its legs

Look what I shelled out on: Harry the hairy hermit crab shows off his new home… made of Lego

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124014/New-lego-home-Harry-hairy-hermit-crab.html#ixzz1rheAADZ1

With a multi-coloured shell for a home, he is sure to keep up with the Joneses.
Harry the hermit crab, who lives in the rock pool in the Atlantis Discovery Area at Legoland in Windsor, Berkshire, has a shell made entirely of Lego bricks.
The trendy crab even chose the attractive shell over more traditional options.

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Home sweet home: Harry relaxes in his lego shell in the interactive touch pool area where members of the public can see him from behind viewing panels

[SIZE=5]Please sir, can I have some raw? Hungry lion steals plate and takes it back to pride[/SIZE]

The biggest compliment you have pay a cook is leaving them with a clean plate, but this hungry lion decided to make off with it too.
The cheeky young male enjoyed his breakfast so much, he took the china crockery back to his pride.
He was seen by a stunned tourist carrying the white plate in his mouth as he walked through Grootkolk Wilderness Camp in Botswana.

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Food time: The cheeky lion was probably attracted by the smell of food from the camp kitchen and then realised his luck was in

[SIZE=4]Just don’t call it a chicken: Chinese cousin of T-rex is the biggest feathered dinosaur ever - 30 feet long, and it weighed a tonne[/SIZE]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2125108/Huge-Chinese-cousin-T-Rex-biggest-feathered-dinosaur-discovered--30-feet-long-weighed-tonne.html#ixzz1rhh1RCnM

A close cousin of Tyrannosaurus rex discovered in China is the biggest feathered dinosaur ever found.
The huge predator Yutyrannus Huali measured almost 30 feet and weighed more than a tonne - it’s 40 times heavier than any previous feathered dinosaurs.
Like T. rex it was a formidable predator, but - unlike its famous relative - was covered in downy feathers.

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A ‘shaggy’ close cousin of Tyrannosaurus rex discovered in China is the biggest feathered dinosaur known, scientists have revealed. Yutyrannus huali measured almost 30 feet and weighed more than a tonne

Three remarkably complete skeletons representing a previously unknown species of giant, feathered tyrannosaur have been discovered in China

Scientists believe the feathers had no connection with flight and would have been used to keep the animal warm [/details]

Meh, hot shit sex but… dinos turned into birds, same thing now. So while they may not have to start, they do now!

And on that note, back from the Sudan for work, and I am getting a dog, a dobbie!

The bar flies: Scientists reveal how single male insects hit the bottle when females turn them down

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The first port of call for human beaus whose object of desire has turned them down is often a local bar to drown their sorrows - and it turns out we’re not alone.
Male fruitflies also tend to hit the bottle when they are unlucky in love, researchers say.
In lab tests, flies who had been rejected by females turned to booze - slurping down a syrup as strong as fortified wine to help them cope.

Researchers at the University of California found that a ‘switch’ in their brains turns the insects to the bottle - and that the finding could be used to stop humans doing the same.

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Coloured scanning electron micrograph (SEM) of a fruit fly: The creatures tend to drown their sorrows in alcohol when they are unlucky in love

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A ‘switch’ in the brains of fruit flies makes them drink alcohol - and finding out how to flick it off could help prevent humans doing the same

stupid and all, all males do the same. porn, music, drugs, booze, it’s common. oh well, boys will be boys.

[LEFT]Researcher Richard Connor, of the University of Massachusetts – Dartmouth, said dolphins would have to be incredibly smart to compute the ‘soap operatics’ of such a life.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Only human society has such a complex social structure.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Professor Connor told Discovery News: ‘I work on the male dolphins and their social lives are very intense. It seems there is constant drama.’
The study is just the latest example of dolphin intelligence.[/LEFT]
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2121548/The-dark-Flipper-Hes-sexual-predator-seas-resorts-rape-way.html#ixzz1rhjihP4c[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Making things more complicated by making gangs and raping dolphins isn’t exactly intelligent in my book.[/LEFT]

less smart male dolphins are also prone to rape and violence, they are like us, so are chimps. both are dramatic as fuck, gang rape, they do it!

[SIZE=4]man distracted by sending text message almost walks into a bear[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Little rest on the prairie: Touching picture of rodents relaxing together in the sun[/SIZE]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2127856/Little-rest-prairie-Touching-picture-rodents-relaxing-sun.html#ixzz1ri0qQa3M

When you’ve dragged yourself out of your burrow, sometimes all you’ve got the energy for is sitting back and watching the world go by.
These wild prairie dogs were soaking up the sun when Jane Lyons, 39, spotted them in Arizona. Highly social creatures, they are known to live in Canada, western parts of the U.S. and Mexico.

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‘Summer breeze makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind’: This family of prairie dogs look very relaxed in the Arizona sun. The animals are known to live in Canada, western parts of the U.S. and Mexico

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What lies in just a drop of pond water…

For any future pics of bug eyes up close, can we have them collapsed? Seriously, those things freak me out.

Apparently the only man in the world who can touch a polar bear

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6 months tops before the mauling.

Maybe this will ail your phobic feelings:

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“DERP!”

vids just gone viral

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lol CatDog

[SIZE=4]Fascinating X-ray photos show fish as you’ve never seen them before (and even reveal what they had for dinner)[/SIZE]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129614/Something-fishy-Stunning-photos-ins-outs-cold-blooded-creatures-dinner-ate.html#ixzz1s3g50NQH

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Scale and bone: In a stunning collection by the Smithsonian, cold-blooded creatures are photographed from the inside out, showing every bone, rib, and feature to them

Prickly: A Diodon holocanthus, otherwise known as a long-spine porcupinefish, puffs up for the camera

Shellfish supper: The Ogcocephalus corniger holotype looks as though it had a nice seafood dinner

Floating: A picture of Eusphyra blochii, known as the winghead shark

Biodiversity: The collection encompasses males, females, juveniles, larvae, and even eggs

Captured on film: These specimens serve as a historical record of fish biodiversity and a working reference library for scientists around the world

Intricate creatures: The photographs were originally taken to study these animals, but their artistic qualities did not go unnoticed

Haunting: This fish appears more as a specter than a creature of the sea

The nose knows: The Eumecichthys fiski, or unicorn crestfish, has an unusual shape [/details]

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