Alien Covenant / Prometheus / Aliens / AvP / Discussion Thread

(Sigh.)

I apologize in advance for the amount of bold used, but given how intentionally obtuse Daemos is being despite refusing to agree to disagree, I feel that I have to even if I already know it wouldn’t convince him. I just don’t like my intentions getting twisted when they should be easy to understand.

I am aware of that this was meant to be a trilogy, as I have been for a while. That doesn’t really change my mind at all, especially given it’s rather arguable that the prequels as a whole have already done more to derail and countermand previously established canon to the point that a third movie wouldn’t be able to fix it or, worse, make it even worse. To say nothing of the fact that I personally find the idea that he wants six more movies utterly laughable, especially at this point.

Again, we have to disagree here on that first sentence–a lot. I’m not even saying anything about Ridley as a director overall. I’m just saying that, at the very least, he should probably think slightly more about the third movie than he probably is given what became of Covenant and it’s probably better if he just outright stops in my personal opinion.

As for the rest of it, I have never said that some people don’t like Covenant and Prometheus. I just pointed out that a) the majority of people don’t and b) that this directly affected the amount of money both earned given poor word of mouth & bad reviews and c) thus affects the likelihood of the third movie getting made at all, “deserved” or not, given that money and profit is basically all the movie studios tend to care about because capitalism. That really shouldn’t be as difficult to understand as you seem to make it.

Uh…what? Now you’re back to not even making sense, especially since you’re basically continuing to argue against something I’m not even arguing as crotchapuncha already pointed out. I never I wanted another Aliens, not that I would mind admittedly so long as it’s, you know, good. I similarly never said that there were never stupid decisions in any of the other Alien movies because of course there were, especially in Aliens.

The difference, which you’re seemingly intentionally failing to grasp repeatedly, is that in the older movies, characters were usually called out on their stupidity in-movie by other characters whereas in the newer movies, everyone is a fucking moron, which thus makes this impossible because the writing is lazy and bad. You specifically bring up Aliens in your continuing to hate on it, which would be fine yet still annoying if you were making actually valid points, despite the fact that you ignore that Ripley in-movie literally tells them several times that the whole thing is a bad idea. That they get fucked up is because, guess what, they ignore that sound advice. At least, however, that advice was a) given in-movie by a character and b) the in-story reasons that it was ignored aren’t based solely on stupidity, with her getting ignored in part due to the ignorance & arrogance of the space marines and in part due to Burke being an asshole who was ready to sacrifice everyone else anyway. After everything goes to shit in the initial ambush in Aliens, the “caricatures and stereotypes” as you call them at least try intelligent tactics; it’s just they can’t keep up with the onslaught, in part due to (greatly) outnumbered and in part due to, again, one of their own constantly sabotaging them.

Sure, when it comes to sabotage, in Covenant you can say David fucking them over is a legitimate handicap, even if pretty much everyone except the idiots in-movie saw the switch coming and even if there was no really good valid reason to trust him as much anyway to begin with. Even with the David-handicap, that really doesn’t change the fact that pretty much everyone else in the cast, in both Prometheus and Covenant, is a stone-cold moron who never does anything intelligent; hell, in Covenant, they do several extremely stupid things before David even shows up apparently. In fact, the cast of both repeatedly commit such basic fuck-ups despite being caricatures of supposedly smart scientists that it would be legitimately insulting to mentally handicapped people to call these worthless characters “retarded”; it’s even worse, actually, that you’re reducing Aliens to “stereotypical” characters when the stereotypical scientist is supposed to be smarter than stereotypical soldier and yet Prometheus & Covenant vs. Aliens is a horrible inversion of that since Hicks and Vasquez were at least smart. I mean, for starters, do we really need to go over the atmosphere issue in here again?

All this pseudo-intellectual bullshit gets extremely tiresome and falls utterly flat when the newer movies can’t even accurately portray how people of average intelligence would act in these situations, much less characters who are supposed to all be of above average intelligence yet act like they have a collective IQ that doesn’t even break the double-digits.

I would legitimately enjoy an intellectual Alien movie that actually asks interesting questions even if the cast was flat was it in these past two movies. The problem is that these are not them and the cast has been abominable on top of that. It’s really difficult to carry about the plot for something, especially if it’s supposedly full of “fascinating” queries, when you can’t give a xenomorph’s ass about any of the characters involved, in large because they’re killing themselves off in the most stupid, easily avoidable ways and taking the most frustratingly dumb options repeatedly at every single decision point.

I just drove to Best Buy to buy the Covenant blu-ray, but it doesn’t come out until the 15th.

Dammit!

Bruh you’re doing that DevilJin01 shit… Stop it.

I am saying that NONE of the Alien movies are truly smart movies with smart characters. What made these films great was not their stories (which isnt to say that they were bad), it was their execution. The music, the visuals, the settings, and of course the enigmatic and horrifying Aliens. It was also every moment Sigourney fucking Weaver was on screen.

All the films have been littered with stupid peripheral characters doing stupid shit. Trying to frame it as if the last fwo films are unique in their stupidity is utterly disingenuous.

You want an intellectual Alien film, Why? You’re barking up the wrong tree and you’re judging the films for what they are not rather than what they actually are. The franchise is not intellectual (mostly). It is visceral. Prometheus and Covenant were more than capable of delivering potent auditory and visual cinematic moments just like their predecessors. Keyword being MOMENTS.

If anything, Prometheus and Covenant are as “intellectual” as it got, and you see how that turned out. The most intellectul parts of the last two films has nothing to do with Byron or Shelly btw, those are nothing more than pseudo/intellectual red herrings. It’s all the stuff that is not on screen and that is left unsaid, that is for you to ponder is what made these films intellectual. People don’t like that though. They want shit spelt out for them.

The fact that you’re hung on crap like the ‘atmosphere’ only shows that you’re missing the big picture and maybe Ridley’s film just isn’t for you.

Like fuck, Are you gonna tell me next that FTL travel is ruining the films too?

Blomkamp is overrated bullshit. His new series of short films cement this fact even further. People need to stop blowing his dick and accept that Newt and Hicks are fucking dead and good riddance. Their death only made the dread of Alien3 more palpable and delicious I say.

Your wrong.

Lol Daemos out here trashing the best movie and trying to justify the shitty ones. Fuck outta here :bee:

There. Fixed that for you.

No, you’re.

@crucades Aliens is a great movie, and arguably one of the best sequels ever. But it was not a that great of an Alien movie.

I prefer my Aliens upright, intelligent, calculated, and perfect - with just enough rape metaphors to make it terrifying. Otherwise, I’d go watch starship troopers. Weaver’s performance, Bishop, the soundtrack, and the genius Queen saved that film from being another gungho military masturbation movie. Albeit a great one at that.

Y’all can bitch and moan about how retarded the prequel movies are BUT secretly…

David fassbender makes you HARD.
Look within yourselves…
In space, no one can hear you–

Damn this comic would’ve made a contained, but compelling full length Alien movie:

Wasn’t it obvious to you guys that no one was going to make it out of these prequels alive? The Prequel trilogy are akin to Rogue One more than they are to the prequel trilogy of Star Wars.

No one is going survive this, and David in his artificial psychopathy will forge a variation of the Xenomorphs that is honed and refined for the specific purpose of exterminating any and all variations of humans - which includes us and all the Engineers. Ever wonder why the Facehugger fits the human face so perfectly? It isn’t a coincidence, David has nothing but contempt for us, and the Engineers most likely. A space faring race that could not embrace oblivion so they go around the galaxy seeding it with different versions of themselves. In the Accelerant, David found quite literally the building blocks for the zenith of evolutionary biology, a biomechanical, self sustaining, and immortal creature the likes the universe have never seen. A perfect organism, the such that only a machine unclouded by the terror of time could recognize (See: David, Ash).

I loved Shaw, but I understand why she had to die - I wish it was explored more in the film than in the blu-ray, but I get it. Her pursuit for answers motivated by her peurile faith was futile, David wanted to spare her the truth because he probably loved her (hence his “gift”), but he also offered her an escape - To be part of something that would effectively make her a God and she refused him (from David’s perspective, it came from a place of love but he could not wrap his head around her reaction mostl likely). I also get why the crew of the Covenant all had to die too. These stupid humans were not meant to last, and the prequel trilogy shows us time and time again why and how they are stupid. They are irrational, emotional, and selfish. David alluded to this from the opening scene, and their strides towards immortality (whether it is the Engineers seeding worlds or Weyland wanting eternal life) were pathetic at best.

David wills an end to this cycle. His communique to WY is bait, and his destruction of Planet 4 was bait. Once they come to him, he will be ready - or rather She will be ready. It was always about Her - the Queen, simultaneously the beginning and end of all things in the Alien universe. David knows this, and Ripley knew this. Everyone else in the franchise is expendable. No happy endings here, everything is bittersweet at best.

You’re talking about shit no one else is. It doesn’t seem like anyone in here still talking about it cares about a happy ending or some shit, they just want less stupid characters

The stupidity of the characters in the Alien franchise is likely intentional, an expression of our flaws as a species time and time again. Ridley is not a stupid man, he’s a fucking genius and a sci-fi aficionado (look up his show series Prophets of Science Fiction).

No one knows how anyone of us would actually react in these circumstances if they were real, you think you do, but you don’t. But in retrospect:

Kane was dumb as fuck.
Dallas was dumb as fuck.
Burk was dumb as fuck.
2D cardboard cut outs AKA soldiers were dumb as fuck.
Prisoners on Fury 161 were dumb as fuck (hell one of them actually began worshipping the Alien at some point in the film)
Auriga scientists? Dumb. As. Fuck.
No comment on all the dumb as fuck characters in Prometheus and Covenant.

In spite of all the warnings from Ripley, and all the history archived in WY’s database. Humans (and Engineers) in their greed, recklessness, foolishness, all perished.

Characters that were not dumb as fuck:

Ripley
David
Ash
Mother
Call
Bishop I
Hicks (only for his suggestion to take off and nuke everything)
Dillon (for actually fucking listening to Ripley and recognizing that they need to do what needs to be done even if they all die)
Janek (for his sacrifice)
Newt

So take off your rose tinted glasses. The message of the Alien franchise is clear - Humans ('mostly’) deserve to die. The Engineers wanted us dead even, but that’s besides the point because they clearly deserve to die too. We are all stupid shits, sinners if you will and the Aliens are the answer, the Antichrist, the Beast, the Dragon, and Ripley is our salvation. She will die for our sins.

Prometheus, Covenant, Alien, Alien3, and even Alien Resurrection all built around and made use of these religious themes and motifs, some more blatantly than others. Aliens is the one that sticks out like a sore thumb, but Ridley will make sense of it and bring it into the fold with the next film.

If none of this makes sense to you, then you can’t see the forest for the trees, and you should probably stick to lighter sci fi shit like Starship Troopers or Star Wars.

See, once again, dumb shit because you keep assuming. Humans can still be shown to be flawed pieces of shit and not completely dumb, and still die in a horror movie. Just because it didn’t happen in other Alien movies doesn’t mean it can’t happen

And what the hell are you even talking about rose tinted glasses for? It’s amazing how much you just fucking assume.

Sure it can happen, but probably not in this franchise any time soon. So why be disappointed or make a big deal out of it? Ridley forged the Alien mold, and he is sticking to it more or less. He deviates too far people get pissed, too close and people still get pissed. The only thing that pisses me off truly about the new trilogy is how much better they could’ve been if the viral marketing footage that serve as a prologue were included in one way or another in the theatrical releases. Especially Covenant, that had a very rushed middle act sadly.

The deleted scenes for the most part I understand why they were deleted and I enjoy them for what they are, but I don’t think they would’ve improved the films much.

I thought Ron Perlman was pretty smart in Resurrection.

Yes you’re right. He’s excellent, and one of the few saving graces of that film. <3

When biologists, chemists, and engineers act more irrational and emotional than marines and hardened criminals, the writing is flawed somewhere.