My thing is why there’s alot of traps in the speed running community. Then rub it in our faces lol.
look at the girls in our community. how many of them are playing games even from last gen? what girl is helping keep the scene alive playing CVS2? old stuff doesn’t interest them like it interests dudes. and compared to other genres, the amount of girls we have are drought-level. just think of some chicks watching a dude practicing one move for hours on a game that’s 15-20 years old. nobody is watching that.
“i shaved off 15 seconds from my Toejam & Earl run!” said the dork with no bitches.
If you not playing random maps in TJ&E then you doin it wrong 
Hype for the new TJ&E.
My biggest issue with the BotW-run was that the runner had the charisma of a particularly boring piece of wood. Disappointing.
Not really unexpected, granted. But still disappointing.
Not everyone can be bonesaw
I think you mean “HOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIP!”
“BONESAW IS READY”
Only the MHC can save this marathon.
You will never cosplay as your waifu in front of 100k people. Except for Darkspine Sonic, he’s just trying to look smooth as fuck.
wtf… suspect ass…
Do they have an orgy after?
Simpy Gays Quaff Dick?
Good question!
I was right
>Speedrunners
>Having lady friends
I man’s trying to smash!
Could’ve just went to backpage and save some cash lol
Well, a speedrunner’s wife got gangbanged by three dudes on GDQ.
they got divorced right after. So yeah, speed runners have speed runner hoes too. If you’re decent looking and get a run in that people will watch, there will be one or two hoes on your dick.
This shit still blows my mind. AFAIK their GDQ trip was their honeymoon because you know white nerds are weird as fuck. They’re also Mormon, so I’d imagine a lot of suppressed urges were finally let go when alcohol and a bunch of thirsty nerds happened.
Wait…details?
There isn’t much. After word of it go out Tolki fell off the face of the earth and most of the info got wiped from the net. What’s left has been saved in paste bins.
Yeah there isn’t any hard evidence that she banged three dudes. All we know is that they (the married couple), went to GDQ, and the wife cheated on the husband with Stiv and at least kissed two other dudes as well.
Man… Gonna have to speedrun now…
Sorry to my lady and three sons.
On a quest for heaux.
She married a repressive. She prolly was one. She ate some dick.