Dammit, I got pwned by timezone differences. Oh well, here’s what I would’ve said:
STILLS:
1st:

The lighting effects draw your eyes to the prominent crotch, even though your are wandering WTF is going on. Nice use of colour blending, as well as differentation between BG patterns. Good, complete piece.
2nd:

HAHA! The mishima-style afro puffs and office 2003 logo made me LOL. I placed this 2nd because IMO it should have got more love.
3rd:

Complementary choice of colours. Everything fits well together. Simple but effective.
ANIMATED:
1st:

" THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE." </highlander> This one pretty much devestated the competition. Good usage of theme, effective sprite edits, and the anchor “kanji” at the end sealed the deal. A-
2nd:

Okay so it’s a one-trick-joke, but it’s pulled off well, looks like the sprtie was designed for this very purpose. Could use some more action to distract the eye, but is decent enough.
3rd:

Even tho’ i’ll confess to not “getting” the theme, the retro feel works quite effectively. Clean and straight-forward. Sometimes less is more.
Honourable mention to OC’s and robotron’s entries. You guys were choices for 2nd and 3rd, definately.
Now about the “drama”, it is kinda unfair when ppl work within the constraints, and then others come in with bigger file/image sizes. It could be argued that those who obeyed the rules could have produced better results if they had more size to work with. Just placeing the av’s up and saying “oh some are bigger than allowed” isn’t on. In this case, rules are made not to be broken.