500 reasons you know you have played too much Street Fighter

yes, in umk3 and in alpha3

Yes, in Marvel 2 where everything and their mother connects.

When you think that terms like OCV or meaty are regular and when you mention it to other people, they go like “WTF is that supposed to be mean?”

i shoryuken my dog

Apparently I play too much Street Fighter.

I know I say “insert movename/tech here THAT SHIT” way to much, but thats more of a SRK/Arcade thing.

When you start to look at random objects and think if only you could do a shoryuken it would smash into pieces.

lmao i can’t beleive i didn’t see this thread before. yea i think i’ve played a little too much SF.
when you attempt to psycho crusher your friend and actually hurt him

Me either, i never saw this before!!!
Greatest and funniest thread i’ve ever read!!!
I’m guilty of so many things its not even funny!!!

Signs that i play too much:
-I convienced my teacher to call me Ryu for a week!
-When im bored and have no access to play, i can create matches between me and my friends based on our fighting styles in my head!!!
-Gotten kicked out of class for randomly yelling Ryu’s moves.
-Text message friends sayin specials for no reason!!!
-Gotten hurt sevral times while playing SF.
-Spend over 100 bux in controls do to anger!!!
-Played SF through new years countdown the last 5 years!!!

wen u sing the lyrics and the beats between the words out loud in da arcade for instance…
mvc2
I wanna take em for a ride duh duh duh! dona dona dona DUH!! or suttin like dat

and for 3s at versus mode on ps2 it goes…

Lets get it on now,
select and make ur first pick
Lets get it on now
10, 9, 8 ,7, 6,
Lets get it on now,
Choose and pick ur best one
Lets get it on now,
5, 4, 3, 2, da 1!!

“This is true love makin’”

another reason :

you’ll never stop watching KYSG’s 3s video , because it is more than a blockbuster

You know you’ve played to much SF when you can take tournaments with Zangief with ease. (even against turtling shin gouki players)

when you take a date to an arcade thinking she will actually be impressed by your v-ism in CC combo and then spend the rest of the date trying to explain how much skill it requires…

been there done that

Still no compilation/organization?

sfdevotion…NOOOOOOO

Hey, I like being a grouch and crashing people’s parties. I also like gruntfully speaking to others I do not like and practice powerful things on my own. It is the Akuma way of life.

:lp: :lp: :lk: :r:

dude, you forgot about this one:

I should actually try doing that sometime.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You know you’ve played too much SF when…
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[]You actually win a real fight with a shoryuken, and meatying your opponent with a Universal Overhead…
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]You jack off to fantasies of the girls from SF.
[]You jack off to pornography (hentai/cosplay) of the girls from SF. (I am guilty of this)
[
]You can actually beat Daigo’s SA3 Ken with Q.
[]You’ve made an SF-related MUGEN game.
[
]You’ve actually created your own sprites, be it for said MUGEN game or not.
[]You can actually beat Justin Wong with Servbot/Megaman/Juggernaut.
[
]You’ve won a 3s tournament using any of the following: Q, Hugo, Sean, or Twelve.
[]You’ve made a song/rap about a Street Fighter character (I’m guilty of this…it’s called REAL MEN USE Q)
[
]You write concepts for your own fighting games (I am once again guilty)
[]You watch boxing, and refer to a defensive boxer’s tactics as ‘turtling’, and an offensive boxer’s tactics as ‘rushdown’
[
]You’re pissed off because you can’t find anyone to play CFE competitively with.
[]You know ‘tier lists’ for wrestling games, like SmackDown! vs. Raw and Rumble Roses.
[
]You get 1st place in one or two games at EVO, and place in the top three for the rest.
[]You get first place in one or two games at SBO, and place in the top three for the rest.
[
]You can actually win a CFE tournament in Japan with Zangief/Ingrid.
[]You wish Seth/Hsien-Ko/(insert missing character here) was in CvS2.
[
]You teach your girlfriend and your mom how to play SF, and they go on to win 1st place at certain games in Evolution.
[]You react to provocation by shaking your fist like Dan, and screaming at the top of your lungs “Kimatta ze! OYAJIIIIIIII!!!”
[
]You legally change your name to Dan Hibiki.
[]You’ve actually written the official strategy guide to a certain game.
[
]You see a brunette with a spiked bracelet on and automatically think it’s Chun-Li (I was guilty of this in third grade)
[]You have a crush on one of the SF characters (I’ve had my share)
[
]You have a kid and decide to name it after an SF character…he winds up the only kid at his school named Zangief.
[]You see a Bruce Lee flick and are automatically reminded of Fei-Long.
[
]You know the tiers for Street Fighter EX Plus Alpha.
[]You know the tier list for Rival Schools.
[
]You can’t find a SFEX game so you buy Battle Arena Toshinden 3 instead.
[]You shorten your lecture on contraception to Yun’s wise words: “Snap the condom on!”
[
]You limit your sexual activity to SF cosplayers, while they’re in costume.
[]After fucking said cosplayer, you go around bragging that you “fucked Chun-Li last night (or Cammy or whoever else she dressed up as)”
[
]You draw your own hentai involving SF characters.
[]The aformentioned hentai actually gets into a major pornographic magazine.
[
]You were disappointed with the fact that you couldn’t make Balrog or Dudley in the Fight Night games.
[]You actually know how to make Balrog and Ken in Pride FC (PS2 game)
[
]You’re going to use the create-a-character in Mortal Kombat Armageddon to make Street Fighter characters, thus taking the crossover far beyond just a trading card game.
[]You actually play the aforementioned card game.
[
]You read a Dr. Seuss book and was automatically reminded of Oro.
[*]Inspector Gadget reminds you of Q.
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I wish I’d seen this when you’d originally posted it so I could tell you what a huge faggot you are

thats pretty funny.
hmm sometimes when someone says something retarted i think of them pinned to a wall with an aegis gettin slammed between the wall and the reflector lol.

also i have 2 cats named colossus and dudley:lol:

*When you’ve pondered whether or not you would actually submit to the “Satsui No Hadou” in real life.

*When you’ve said, “You are- BIG FOOL!” when someone has done something stupid.

*When you buy a porno movie because it says “DP” on it.