500 reasons you know you have played too much Street Fighter

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  1. When you’re drunk and get in a fight with a redneck at a country themed bar and you do a Shoryuken right across their nose, nearly hit the low ceiling, knock the other guy out cold and into a chair 3 feet back (it didn’t break like Guile stage crates though) and the country folk who don’t know what a dragon punch is look at you like you’re crazy bad-ass.

In short when you use SF2 attacks in real life and they work, then maybe, just maybe you could say I’ve played to much.

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someone does the correction !

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Nah Indian ( kinda like Royce gracie’s complexion but lighter ) and with black hair

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Dude…screw that. I have played so much fighting games that I have callouses on my thumbs. I don’t worry about my fingers hurting anymore (as long as I am using a console controller).

Peace.

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  1. debating w/ your friends on which SF girl character is the hottest.
  2. bragging to your friends that you played a SF veteran.
  3. reminiscing and criticizing SF II for having no supers.
  4. searching for SF hentai or drawing yourself fucking Chun-Li
  5. mimicking joystick motions and button combinations everywhere you go
  6. when you know the nationalities of every SF character
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… everytime I tried that I got beat up.

497: actually having sucess at attempting #490. Yeah… you play too much SF!

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498 - When You Actually Believe Iron Mans Unfly Imfinite Sounds Like A Techno Song

499 - When You Consider Arcades As A Sport

500 - When Youre Proud You Are Vicious :slight_smile:

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YAY!!! 500!!! WHOOT!!! WE WIN!!!

Peace.

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We await your return, Warrior.

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no someone compile that shit

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then close this topic and preserve it for the next generation

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I know a guy who does that for fun. But what does it mean?

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  1. you’re this guy …
    :confused:
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:raises hand: Guilty :tup:

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I have to put up a #502

#502 : Getting a Sub at Subway then when your about to pay the Employee asks if you want the combo ( Comes with a Drink and Chips ) and you say " No I have plenty ".

Had to put it cause I am sooo Guilty of this, it’s sad really cause the chick was hot and she looked at me like I was retarded.

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Something I’ve been doing is adding uppercut to anything that ends with er. Usually preceded by the “fireball” version.

“I’m gonna go take a shower. Shower! Shower Uppercut!”

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…i know many people like that…including me

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You screwed alot of us over with that.

Ultimate tipper that you play too much Street Fighter
You learn Japanese, go to school to learn about Photoshop and such, fly to Japan and get a job at Capcom of Japan just to support your habbit of SF like I do.

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i swear once i woke up and my hands were doin c.short,c.shortxxsa
494, well who has not?

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^^Ever have a dream about a possible combo and try it then the next day to find out that it works?