Catelyn still mad as fuck Nedd is dead.
-Catelyn Stark is a coldhearted bitch, I guess even she undervalues women. Meanwhile her son is all smiles, chillin on his PC.
-Audrey got so moist the moment she heard Bauer’s name. Plus that absolute loyalty she still has, so rare these days.
- Lt. Mike Tyson, I feel so sorry for the brotha, first false rape charges now treason. Hopefully Jack will vindicate him in time for his next fight.
-Agent Kim Bauer Ωmega actually used the Bauer persuasion on Bauer… and it worked!
But the best part of all…
Sansa finally parted ways with Littlefinger!
They used the biggest nigga in the room with a big dirty blunt ass chisel to work on the chick. Respect Mrs Stark.
Audrey getting those mad Bauer vibes between her legs again, I think Mark will packing his sorry ass bags soon.
Kate also getting those mad Bauer vibes, think Jordan will straight up top himself.
Erm Belcheck wondering when hes gonna get to fire another grenade launcher or simply just murk somebody.
Awesome episode.
It took me 3 episode to realize the black dude in the CIA is Chris Partlow (Gbenga Akinnagbe real name)… god damn. I mean you went from killing niggas on the street to working for the government. Nigga made it out the hood!
posts like that one make me proud of my mission to get ckrazy banned from EVO.
Lol. you don’t have to. I go to Vegas like 5 times a year and none of them are for EVO. If I were to go to EVO I would go to drink and party. I don’t even play games anymore.
In case any of y’all miss a future episode on time - in my case, this Monday - the official Fox app on both Droid/iPiss has all the previously shown LAD episodes available WITHOUT a mandatory TV provider sign-in. Good alternative in case you can’t find a decent quality torrent
I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but is this really a problem?
It’s 2014, Google is Jesus Shuttersworth and people are still have difficulty finding adequate torrents to many shows or want high-quality only so yeah. No problem for me, although I appreciate Fox being extra nice with their app, which I’ll be utilizing since I’ll be too busy talking shit to LA Kings fans in Staples tonight lol. So recap will be delayed.
Today’s Memorial Day, so I expect people to die and things to explode in this episode. Never forget S604 MLK Day 2007… 
edit: nvm
[details=Spoiler]Audrey wanted that Bauer Seed so bad.[/details] :lol:
That fine azz cougar is PRIME time, folks. I’d ravage that without the slightest hesitation.
Spoiler
So long, Adult Behrooz. At least he didn’t get Behrooz’d.
Audrey got her panties melted away by the Bauer radiation ™.
RECAP
[details=Spoiler]whew I ran from Staples Center and managed to walk into “MUSIC BY SEAN CALLERY” … THANK YOU BASED WEST COAST TIMEZONE! FUCK THE KINGS THO :mad: LET’S GO!!!
As PSYCHO JACK gets banned from the ANTI-TERROISM pool, TEAM ANTI-STERLING partners up with THE CHLOE to decipher the GAMESHARK codes.
THE CHLOE is flustered with the keycard’s KINECT BULLSHIT until BRYAN FURY 2.0 was able to catch the -_- idk? BOOLEEN LOOP. CIA gets wind of another drone attack and GENERAL BUNNY enables SUB MODE.
Not 10 seconds after the scene transitioned, THE AUDREY mentioned Jack’s name and immediately QUEEFED (you thought that was the split-screen “boom”?). As PENGUIN and GENERAL BUNNY bans the bots, one of them is just too powerful! And another! And ANOTHER! THE PENGUIN remarks. THE SINISTER SIX has emerged just in time for the summer blockbuster season!
PENGUIN gets the BIFFs and POWs of the drones’ power, while MIKE NOVICE tries to DUBAKU has way back into AUDREY’s slowly evaporating pussy juices, and gets FRIENDZONED on what to give Heller for FATHER’S DAY! HOLD THAT REAL QUICK!
AGENT MERYL gets summoned into C.I.ARSE’s office for a formal severance package despite her POWER OF ATON(EMENT) from her husband BLACK ADAM’s treachery. As she gets fired from the same job for the 9001st time, what does the scouter say about her white privilege?
As Jack’s DEATHFACE gets censored by TV-14, DAME OF DRONES (remix) is known by all, via satellite, before the next PAY PER VIEW. She does her best MORGAN FREEMAN narration and the STREAM MONSTERS don’t like it!
After learning the source of her vengeance, PRESIDENT PENGUIN admits he lost to her WHEEL OF MORALITY, but still wants to RUN IT BACK. JACK’s intro music is played and AUDREY pops (multiple times), this next bout is a NO HOLDS BARRED “handicap” match, The Hellers vs. Jack Bauer for the INTERCONTINENTAL SALVAGING SHIP!
PENGUIN starts off the match, but gets the BITCH PLEASE temp-glare taunt. Heller tells him about the 1004 HOLDS, then Jack, again hilariously, confirms his ever-ignored rightousness. Jack counters with a storyline twist: he’s willing to give up DOD’s arms dealer MIKE EHRMANTRAUT if only HE himself Omnislashes information outta him takes him to the pub. Heller tries to use the RUSSIAN RUN-IN, but to Jack they’re BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! Jack finally does his very heel-like finisher and challenges Heller to find an alternative before the 3 hour surrender countdown. Heller gets up at 11 with a very Logan-esque “…think about it…” and is eliminated!! DAMN, Jack!
ADULT BEHROOZ asks for the WINGMAN as he tends to the bedridden DARK ANGEL. Didn’t this bitch stab herself in the thigh hours ago? I can understand Jack’s no-selling the FULLSCREEN MAGNUM, but c’mon bitch LUYG!
C.I.ARSE wants to run point in MILO JR’s finding of DOD’s whereabouts, once again angering CHRIS PARTLOW’s lack of affirmation action. Benjamin Bratt’s agent should’ve told him this ain’t LAW AND ORDER: I’ve seen this show many times… head of CTU/FBI/etc. don’t usually come back alive, except for THE BUCKY. Then again, CHRIS is there and he’s black as all hell plus 24 likes to give them feels on national holidays sooo…:bluu:
DING DING! Up next is the PSYCHO SEX TAPE. AUDREY vs. JACK’s jackson. Jack does REPULSION! Audrey didn’t block the HARD TAG! Audrey cries into INCOMING MIXUP! Jack does BIONIC MANUVUERS! Audrey CAN’T CONTROL IT! Jack performs ACOUSTIC “NICE AND SLOW!” lol hold that L MIKE NOVICE, Audrey has done this to even Jack but barely, as it’s a 5:5 matchup. CAN ANYONE STOP THIS FRIENDZONE MACHINE! THAT’S ENOUGH! UNBEATABLE! Audrey tags out to DOOR while waiting for her Lv.3 X-FACTOR to deplete in her WHITE HOUSE OVARIES®. Wouldn’t surprise me if somewhere, AGENT RED used BLACK MATERIA to summon WEAPON and not DOD!
Anyway, both DOD and WINGMAN tell BEHROOZ to choke on DEEZ NUTS after finding the XBONE had ‘ACCEPT FROM UNKNOWN SOURCES’ checked, so BEHROOZ eats an b assist from THE JUGGERNAUT for his deceit.
THE CHLOE and BRYAN FURY 2.0 bicker about helping the CIA because OPEN CELL is still the FUCKIN’ PLAYSTATION UNDERGROUND but Chloe gets that old itch to help out. Can’t beat those goverment discounts I guess, side effects may include KILLED FAMILY, but whatever! BRYAN FURY 1.0 steps in between them with his TAUNT, but didn’t input JET UPPER in time, but it was enough to put 2.0 back in his C TIER spot!
As the CIA engages in SUB CHAT, I’d like to take this moment to mention the THICK ASIAN making sproadic appearances inside CIA. Who is the woman and why is my dick not in her?! Easily a 4… times 3. Those arms are made for grasping
… CIAGENTS guest stars in FLIP THIS HOUSE. However, THE CHLOE sees something about COLLUSION in the code and warns MERYL. Despite being kinda laid off, she commandeers …comms, and warns CIAGENTS! Little too late, as DOD/WINGMAN manages to UNBRICK the XBONE and OH SHITTTTT!!! DAME OF DRONES USES HIDDEN MISSILES!!!
The clapping shall continue for another hour! The first person to stop clapping will be executed… And that happens to be BEHROOZ, confirming his fate after a final DESPERATE VIRGIN GLANCE to DARK ANGEL! Looks like his RACIAL BACKGROUND has been used against him by the crackas! BOOM HEADSHOT on regular TV?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO SHOT IN THE NECK!!! Someone update Wikipedia! BEHROOZ - Status: Deceased! I love this fucking show![/details]
I have more of an issue finding a website without high-quality torrents for this show than not. It took me roughly .437 seconds.
When Audrey heard Jack was coming to town you could practically hear drip drip drip in the background. GGPO hubby.
I hope Mr. Congeniality got his ass scrubbed in that drone strike. Sonuvabitch wanted to take all the glory after Omega Kim Bauer did all the hard work.
And the way Bauer told President Heller off. Bauer has dealt with to many Presidents to give a f*** about executive authority.
Poor non-Bauer-affiliated good guys in 24 always get murked too soon on 24, so sad. R.I.P. pours non-alcoholic 40oz in respect to Islamic tenets
just the tip
My body was not ready for this episode. With 12 episodes to play with they can easily put as many classic twists as possible without the lethargic build-up in a real season, and … I got too dizzy. This fucking show man…
[details=Spoiler]for real. no way some weak-ass chick is gonna choke me out from that position when i can just pick my feet up and dislocate both of her arms with my body weight.
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