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I’m really excited for this season. Those old 24 threads posted here were legendary, I had some of the best moments ever on the internet reading them.
More shows need to do this. Take a hiatus every now and then and come back fresh. Granted 24’s wasn’t a planned one, but there’s something to be said for taking a break. Shows that go past their intended lifespan definitely need to think about it.
…wishful thinking I know.
Fox realized they have nothing else.
Love ya Fox.
Great acting by chloe while telling Jack about Morris and her son. I felt her pain.
Hahah Catelyn Stark has a little badass daughter. Are we calling her Sansa now? That’s tight.
Jack with the FP gun and diversion/unruly mob assist. This man can do it all. DAMMIT Chloe’s bossman dude is gonna catch HEAT from Jack once he finds out how his info got compromised.
EP. 3 LEGGO
[details=Spoiler]PSYCHO JACK begins his pursuit of DARK ANGEL, formerly NASTASHA. As soon as PSYCHO JACK gets in the train’s car DARK ANGEL notices him, slices her DAMN LEG, leaves the car, applies her BLOODY MAKEUP, then places her PUSSY POWER CARD face down, causing PSYCHO JACK to lose his turn to HUMANITARIANS. After a slick detour, it’s only a matter of time until she NINJA TURTLES into CHLOE’S TECHNODROME… until she spots an UNBLOCKABLE FAMILY SETUP causing her to FLASH FORWARD, allowing DARK ANGEL to take a CAB TO MARKED LOCATION.
As PSYCHO JACK wonders why she got away, CHLOE KAZAMA reveals to him why she is REBORN THIS WAY: the demise of husband BLOKE IN ARMS and her son S2 VP NAMESAKE. She has officially inherited Jack’s PERSONAL REFERENCE NO JITSU, thanks to her assistance in getting Jack’s TWO WHISTLES to WORLD 8. This could only mean two things: either Jack and Chloe are finally gonna kiss/awkward fuck or Audrey’s dying. Or they both die. I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE I’M STILL SHOOK BY THIS INFO!
Chief of Staff MIKE NOVICE shares a mini-argument with THE AUDREY as UNMASKED BATMAN leaves them. NOVICE forges PRESIDENT PENGUIN’s signature on something I’m not paying attention to. Fuck, maybe I SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT. Thanks, Obama! :tup:
DARK ANGEL finally delivers the XBONE ONE to DAME OF THRONES. Unfortunately that sneaky bastard DEREK TETHER made a KINECT-ONLY version so the KILLSTREAKS gotta get hacked from the ON-DISC DLC. DARK ANGEL smooches her beau ADULT BEHROOZ while D.O.T. reminds him of her husband’s sacrifices… on this show, of course tee-hee
TEAM PSYCHO visits BRYAN FURY #2. JACK hilariously disables GOD MODE to get FURY 2’s ongoing compliance by becoming ALMOST HUMAN. But as usual there’s treachery afoot…
CHRIS PARTLOW and JILL VALENTINE are going rogue and drives CAPT. NO NECK into THE GREEK’S … neck… of the woods, to get him to talk about the JEOPARDY ASSHOLE STRATS. NO NECK begins to sweat seeing his old customers again until he spills the beans on WEEKEND AT BERNIE MAC’s arrival to PARLIAMENT’S ELECTRIC SPANKING for some LEVEL 3 X-FACTOR PHOENIX WRIGHT PRESS THE WITNESS INFINITES.
As DOT heals up DARK ANGEL’S red health, our rogue CIAGENTS - the worst fucking kind, black man/white woman at that - gets confimation from BOSS CIARSE of their actions. Some more filler with LIVING HELLERS.
PSYCHO JACK re-enables GOD MODE to push by SCREAMING IMPS for 0 DAMAGE as Jack needs to save a brother after downing THE MANNING® some seasons ago. NEVER FORGET! #BibleThump BRYAN FURY #2 remotely downloads a new avatar to JACK’S PSN so he can get past ID check. See? Good guys use PlayStation! What bias?!
Wait… these are hackers… Sony and hackers don’t mix … especially those who told Jack I AIN’T GONNA DO IT and lived to make a VINE about it…
ADULT BEHROOZ gets his body invaded by S2 REZA as he drinks away his guilt from killing fools under the watchful slits of PUSSY CARD LTD. DARK ANGEL performs her best MATT HARDY BURIAL swooning as they make out, but as DOT watches all of this in HD from EDWARD SNOWDEN’S GOOGLE HANGOUTS, gets moist, and precedes to suck my dic… uhh… looks on and feels naughty. Yessss… ur, PREZ PENGUIN confronts GEORGE CLINTONS OF THE JUNGLE and immediately gets SINDEL’d before the inevitable BOOT TO THE HEAD as JACK makes his move.
THE CHLOE knows damn well PSN MAINTENANCE ended an hour ago, so it’s only natural she warns JACK about the CORRUPTED FILE and tells him to RESTART. The sentries act on his retreat until a security guard confronts Bauer. Little did he know that PSYCHO JACK already built up MAX ANALYZING after taking off his BEATS BY SHADES and proceeds to TICK THROW him into a car while taking his weapon.
You’re probably thinking: PSYCHO JACK will disable cheats right? RIGHT?
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GOD MODE RUGAL JACK steathily and MOTHERFUCKINGLY caps a couple of innocent NIGHTMARE DIFFICULTY IMPS in THE FUCKING LEGS playing it off as a MILITARY TRIFORCE CONSPIRACY as he uses the commotion to INFLITRATE THE MOTHERSHIP with AGENTS ANTI-STERLING closing in!!
WE WANT THE FUNK!![/details]
Best part of the last episode was the Arab husband lasting a grand total of 45 seconds, in real time.
Charles Logan would be proud.
Ahh recaps. We missed you. :tup: Updated the glossary.
Not really digging 24 this time around for some reason, could be cause its shot in UK and UK TV is usually really shit, it could be its in London (lol at Bauer and Chloe saying pub 20 times in a row, nails on a chalkboard type shit, just call it a bar ma niggas) could even be the budget looks like it has been slashed. The scene in parliament look like it was shot in a church hall doh.
That said, wonder who Catelyn Starks husband is/was and if hes gonna be part of this later on. Also fuck Chloe this time around, just naw son.
Why would he say bar? It’s a pub, not a bar.
cause its the same difference and just sounds weird
I forgot the pain of having an episode get hype then it ends and I have to wait a week for the next one. Dat Bauer withdrawal its been awhile.
I loved Jack’s real life super sleuthing the beginning of this ep. Bauer was able to deconstruct the whole incident and find Sansa in minutes!
Audrey’s hubby really REALLY wants to use Jack-B-Gone. The asshole is forging Presidential signatures just to get Bauer Gulag’d by Russian President Subaru.
Sansa and her mom are clearly not treating him like family, with Sansa’s poonanny being used to manipulate him. They just want to keep him calm and complicit in their crimes. I know damn well that Catelyn Stark is just a lieutenant and the real baddie is floating around somewhere in the later eps.
Anybody notice that moment in the ep when Sansa went from a 9/10 to a 4/10 cause of a mysterious big ass boil just appearing at the top of her head? For a minute I thought I was watching JoJo and the bitch was under Dios manipulation. Sad times.
ADULT BEHROOZ, lol!
WELCOME JACK TO ANOTHER BAUER HOUR!
[details=Spoiler]STATE OF EMERGENCY opens up with PSYCHO BAUER immediately putting a security adversary in the patented PSYCHO SLEEPER HOLD and steals his DSS uniform, with apologies to MARSHALL LAW.
TEAM ANTI-STERLING is now on the hunt with MARINE KILLSTREAK. PSYCHO JACK finally finds WEEKEND AT BERNIE MAC and before he can ask him about METAL GEAR, he gets a surprise interruption from THE NINJA! But he wins easily in close quarters combat! Jack receives LT.'s FLIGHT KEY and vanishes, son!
MARINE KILLSTREAK and the agents secure the compound, so Jack can’t leave the building, even if his disgust for black man/white woman teams gets secretly recorded! Only thing possible at this point is to upload the flight key’s data to THE CLOUD, freedom be damned!
The XBONE ONE is finally rid of its RROD and will be operable in time before E3 DAY ZERO. Meanwhile, ADULT BEHROOZ wants the backdoor again and not just from DARK ANGEL, and already had the escape plan for both of them spelled out in the form of a sentence! Death sentence when DAME OF THRONES gets wind of this!
JACK takes IBM INTERNS hostage to upload the date, but it’s running slower than THE SEGA CHANNEL! Thanks, PAL! MARINES try to cut a promo on WHAT THEY GUNNA DO to Jack, but he tells them he’s a 5x WCW CHAMPION SUCKA while the counter finally PING’s 3%. STAHP SPEEDTEST! :mad:
Jack knows his time is running out, so he temporarily enlists JENNY JONES to open the door. THE PSYCHO destroys two Marines’ FUZZY GUARDS and secures the door, otherwise known as SCALED TOUCH OF DEATH. MARINES are pissed.
Meanwhile, DARK ANGEL tells DAME OF THRONES about the escape plan, but she should know DOT by now: can’t spell Animaniac without MANIAC. ADULT BEHROOZ continues to STAND HIS GROUND and refuses to play F2P ACE COMBAT.
PRESIDENT PENGUIN sans boot imprint on his head, renders Parliament SILENT with his BLATHERING. C.I.ARSE informs MIKE NOVICE of HOSTAGE NO JACKSU.
THE AGENTS interrogates BERNIE MAC which results in JILL VALENTINE seeing the PSYCHO LIGHT once again, getting the urge to tag in ROGUE amongst her ever-increasing sexy soul. She’s like an alternate reality KIM #Kreygasm
MIKE NOVICE pulls THE PENGUIN aside and tells him about the PSYCHO HOSTAGE SITUATION. THE AUDREY’S panties got instantly drippy at the utterance of THE PSYCHO’S name that ORORO felt that STORM! PENGUIN requests to tap into THE PSYCHO’s plan and expresses disdain on NOVICE’s, well, novice, handling of keeping that a secret for hours, and wants to FACETIME with Jack.
In an effort to keep BEHROOZ from UNCEREMONIOUSLY DISAPPEARING again, DOT has one of her BLOODY GOONS make STUPID SEXY BUTTERFINGERS with DARK ANGEL’s pinky! Narf! BEHROOZ agrees to pilots the XBONE ONE if he wants to enjoy QUICKTIME HJs in the future!
PSYCHO, PENGUIN, PENGUIN, PSYCHO. We learn that Heller’s administraton labeled Jack a terrorist, as if his epic S4 rescuing of Heller from BEHEAD YOURSELF BLVD. was a MANLY MIRAGE! The fuck?! PSYCHO JACK lets his feelings known - with ALL DUE RESPECT™ - and gives the President and all the NSA snoopers his side of the story so far, all while ANGRY MARINES are loading BLOODLINE REBELLION. NOVICE reminded Heller via THE AUDREY’s old condition of how atrocious SEASON SIX was, and a GENERAL OPINION later, PENGUIN orders the MARINES to PRESS START. FUCK!
Speaking of that, the counter is now 69%… an omen to what’s to COME.
Jack knows dying by Marines is the manly way to go out, and really comes to terms with it once BRYAN FURY 2.0 tries to de-encrypt the slow process with his ANDROID APP. But he’s still RUNNING OUT OF TIME. As Jack barricades the entrance from the imminent HEISENBOMB, one of the Marines discover a seperate heat signature on his GALAXY NOTE. It’s JILL VALENTINE, now promoted to AGENT MERYL, slithering through the vent ducts! CHRIS PARTLOW tries to sway the Marines, but KILLING was the OPTION SELECT.
AGENT MERYL successfully convinces Jack not to send her into a TIME PARADOX and promises to upload the data. Just as she PLEDGES ALLEGIANCE, and with the added assurance from THE CHLOE, TEAM KILL KILL KILL blows up the entrance but doesn’t fire upon WHAT CAN’T BE KILLED, now literally shielded by WHITE WOMAN AURA! THE PSYCHO ONE has too many buffs and MUST BE NERFED!
Will THE PSYCHO ONE pay for his crimes COLLATERAL DAMAGE while saving the world?
Will DOT finally destroy the WB Tower?
Will CHRIS PARTLOW get the chance to SNOOP in MERYL’s pants before MILO JR.?!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
God, I hope Jack gets arrested and escapes with the help of … TONY! I WILL LOSE MY PSYCHO SHIT :mad:[/details]
I just lost my shit lol!!! Good stuff @Autocrat1 :tup:
Dame of Thrones is cold blooded. Damn. :lol:
The wrestling promo 
@Autocrat1 doing god’s work.
What the hell, Jack saved Heller and Audrey’s lives, on Big Boss Extreme difficulty, back in S4, and they still turned his back on him. They can both die in a (hell)fire (missile drone attack).