24: Live Another Day - The BAUER is back May 5!

Honestly just dont come into the thread till you seen the episode, RockB dunno how to use spoiler tags lol.

I just remembered about getting banned for like a day or two for “west coast spoiling” in one of the older 24 thread :rofl:

like…dont fucking show up here if you don’t get to watch yet.

Can someone get azrael out of retirement for some recaps please? Episodes were OK. Highlights were jack shanking some fools and not flinching with all the heart rate monitor stuff. Jack Bauer can normalize his body temperature as he sees fit.

Kate so confusing #season2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syiJrZZdA6s

:coffee:

Highlights:

NASTASHA ROMANEHOE made that dude piss posthumously…

CHRIS PALTROW reprising his original cameo from The Wire…

AGENT JILL VALENTINE channeling her RESIDENT EVIL spliced from her husband’s TRAITOR-VIRUS until she saw S.T.A.R.S. from a fully mashable HEAD CRUSH…

WEEKEND AT BERNIE MAC getting his hard earned Killstreak hacked by ONLINE PATSIES…

PRESIDENT PENGUIN must’ve sniffed dat S7 pathogen with his memory issues. Pretty sure THE AUDREY’s stem cells got stolen from THE CHINESE and resold to the market as WORKABLE SPRINT COVERAGE as seen from the phones/commercials used throughout… :mad:

BRYAN FURY (well, two of them actually) teaming up with CUERVO JACK DANIELS…

CHLOE LAVINGE getting BOTOX’d in the wrong areas I’m afraid…

DAT HERION THO. Nigga got his throat slit by Jack and STILL managed to press the HOME BUTTON on Jack’s arm during his other match in CIA pools, loser’s…

MILF KILT. And that’s a double entente…

#SRK2K24Recap #WeDaRest #BibleThump

I dig the slow build up instead of MOLE! TWIST! NUKE! right away. You can bet that it’s gonna slide into insanity any episode by now.

This was glorious

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/oSGcEdA.jpg

(#44 stings tho)

^ Yo thanks for that screencap. lol they just lifted that info from Bauer’s Kill Count since I see no last names for most of his victims

And yeah, I think about #44 every time I see this show… :bluu:

Chloes ass in dem pants, her work outs are extreme ya know

i was like "if Chloe is dressing punk this season, there’s probably going to be pants involved. not too sure about that- "

01:20 into the first episode Christina Chong out of nowhere!

http://i.imgur.com/hXB9r1v.jpg

season saved.

DAMNIT that was a fast 2 hours.

yeah, that reminds me… those sheer stockings were SERIOUS business…lawd have mercy :sweat:

*The skirt is too long though (damn workplace dress-code policy)… I need to see more of that one.

HNNNNGGGGG

lol the presidents daughter aka the presidential poonany must be protected from bauer

Damn, it took me forever to remember my SRK password. Good to see a lot of the old members from back in the day. I’m looking forward to the recaps. I think SRK has the best 24 community on the entire internet. I’m obviously biased, but how can you not be when we have Aegis reflector tables, and Jack roll canceling his bullets.

Our lord is back, and his name is Bauer.

you and me both

You can add rocket launcher summon to his movelist, when he broke out Chloe

Wife and I watched the first few episodes of Hostages on CBS when it first aired. After seeing him here trying to be FAKEASS MIKE NOVICK JR, I’m convinced Tate Donavan is typecasted as an oblivious doofus in every show.

Chloe looking more fucked up than usual, not impressed.

Stephen Fry as the PM LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that is so right on just so many levels, that scene when he gets told the shitty drone news reminded me of doctor who again.

“We used to study your missions back in training… you were really something… back in the day.”

**30 seconds later his ass gets choked out :clapdos: **

Stay in yo lane Chris Partlow. This is the big leagues, you’re not baggin’ street pharmacists anymore.

Damn at least Curtis Manning just kept things legit without the office politics. (pours 40oz.)

Not much to say on the recent events other than blondie is trying to channel the spirit of Bauer but without the badassery. Also, the scraggly-voiced White House underling who was a villain on Luther, I get the mole vibe from him.

Oh man, I was worried the show might’ve lost its edge, but naw, they still managed to keep the feel even after a 4 year hiatus.

Catelyn Stark and Sansa are some baaad bitches…