Yes. CM Punk and Bill Murray are the only ones that get a pass.
2003 NEVER FORGET
#FuckFlorida
Hopefully this Wild Card mess will be favorable to the Cubbies somehow, and all goats, Bartmans and rooftop mobsters will suddenly vanish into Jay Cutler’s insulin needles
AFTER E3 AND FUTURE DISNEY/MARVEL MOVIES I BELIEVE IN FLYING PIGS DAMMIT
Jung-ho Kang is a better rookie than Kris Bryant
Kris bryant is a whole lotta hoopla for an average mlb player
IN MY OPINION
Billy Burns .300 and 22 RBI with Runners in scoring position, throw him in there too.
Kang throwing his helmet, destroying a bubblegum bucket. Hadjouken.
Miguel Cabrera losing his glove at 1st
still throws out dexter Fowler at 2nd
Madison Bumgarner pinch hitting 2 games in a row
since both teams outfielders are all beat up
billy Butler walkoff, after losing 7 in a row on the roadtrip
A’s helping out the league by beating 1st place teams. Kershaw loses, even with that backhand blinded no look comebacker he grabbed, shit they beat the Dodgers yesterday too. Puig was arguing with markMcGwire like he didn’t want to bat - Mark saying just go out there, ran out a hit to first fullspeed, and pulled the hamstring.
MarkMcG bobblehead night. So you prove something & prove your point but don’t get to play anymore, really a wash there. TV team goading him. What does it really prove?! see him on screen eating his helmet in the dugout, regretting it
Cespedes 1st Cuban 4x20 HR seasons to start his career, in your face
This was a fun headline:
Pedro Florimon* hits walk off triple to score Cervelli in 15th to put Pirates over the D-Backs… gets sent to minors next afternoon.
Feel bad for the dude, because of the timing, but they needed to bring up a bullpen arm since they played like 3-4 or 4-5 extra inning games and the pen got worked out.
*The pirates sub-100 hitting digimon shortstop.
bunch of my quickly written news & notes here
Giants new guy Marlon Byrd
1st at bat 3 Run HR - joined a list of Kenny Lofton back in 2002
only 6 runs the whole trip before that game, then score 6 thanks to
Bumgarner hitting another. Tying DJ.LeMahieu and Holliday only have 5 on the year.
[details=Spoiler]yoenis cespedes 5-6
3 HR 7 RBI and a stolen base
bartolo colon allowed 3 HR
but Colorado allowed 5
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Aoki weird swing managed to clip one for a hit.
[details=Spoiler]major leaguers - swinging and the bat flies out is a strange feeling
shows how lightly they are gripping the bat
dont want a tight grip or on the baseball either
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“pirates did that play in slowmotion so belt got a hit”
tie goes to the runner
both stepped on the bag
Byrd helps up Kang at 2nd “jung” TV team knows his name pronounce
pick him up arm when he barreled in knocked him over at the 2nd base bag
good sport(smanship)
Aramis Ramirez might retire
[details=Spoiler]17 years, started PIT pirates “as a teenager”
cubs, mil, someone else
He stayed in the NL central!
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Giants are 1st in the league at scoring runs with 2 outs, they don’t really score without 2 outs, a weird stat, since they need runners on but don’t bunt and play the shortgame much to only score that way or anything.
gregory blanco ends the 8th with a diving catch, having to run into the shadows right field from center
starling marte stole a homerun from belt - then game winner, he should’ve been player of the game the difference today, gatorade orange dunked right near the plate, not while being interviewed like the A’s do.
kang hits 2, deep center - SF perez climbed the wall last week - highlight clip, very spiderman
3:14 PM 8/22/2015
Switch channels to FS1 - had another game after, Texas
“2nd time they won a game without a single = PIT”
pitchers duel beaten by homeruns. Marte interview. Kang “player of the game” too thought
black latin, that dude is built, soaked by the gatorade bath
15 game winning runs batted in, leading the league this season
why was kontos pitching the 9th too, they had 2 outs. Giants are in the make or break part of the schedule vs playoff chase opponents STL PIT, Cubs, STL again Dodgers. Lets see how they do.
SD took 2 from St Louis somehow. Even a shutout. Slow them down a little bit.
Our idiot reporter didn’t need to ask about Kang while Marte is in the spotlight. I like Kang but let the Star(ling) shine when he earned it. And yes Marte is jacked.
Gotta give it up to the Padres this weekend that game last night was awesome.
fuck the cardinals
I don’t know why I cant find the direct “vine” this came from that was shown on TV zoomed up
the author was “NickPants” and I searched that w/ “baseball kid”
too smooth.
They were like, WE FOUND THE NEXT BRYCE HARPER
That kid’s swing is better than mine.
am i the only one who gets vomit in my mouth when the yankees suck their own dicks like this
posada getting his number retired is a fucking joke and people not railing pettite for his HGH use is a further joke. baseball fans make me sick to my gut sometimes i swear.
The Mets over here playing CVS2:'EXTREME OFFENSE" like that one advertisement said I saw way after the game came out; that was really what EO meant, not what guile said: EASY OPERATION
Taking 7 HR into the 9th, Cespedes joins the fun. like the A’s piling on in the top of the 9th.
Good to see Josh Reddick get in on it too, he was pissed on a strikeout during the 7 run inning the last game, as he walks back to the dugout the announcers got quiet, so his audiable “FUCKING GAWDAMMIT SHIT” was so loud, lol
So, they can take the next 2 games and still be 3 back in the L column…
This story seems right up your alley, HAX.
tl/dr: Cutch chips his veneer on a protein bar in the 2nd and covers his mouth the rest of the game.
Also going to post the video of the pregame dance later… the pirates are weird. And the marlins suck wow, 4 times the pitchers almost decapitated a batter. After almost drilling Cervelli in the dome they toss a pitcher and our announcer (a pitcher himself) goes, “Sometimes you just get thrown because you’re bad. Lets see them get a pitcher who can throw a strike.”
Finally.
We will never forget the Milton Bradley years. No matter how hard we try.
Damn, I didn’t know there was an MLB thread here.
At the beginning of the season I thought for sure the Mariners would make the playoffs. They looked good enough on paper. I don’t follow them at all, but I’m willing to bet that Lloyd McClendon isn’t a good manager. Not that it’s his fault that Cano has stunk for most of the year and his pitchers can’t pitch in a pitchers park.
Edit: putting that vine link in a spoiler makes it hella small, gonna take it back out
Japanese Spider-Man
one of those greatest catches ever
this is not
Getting a Leg up on the competition
Going up like King Kong to watch the airplanes
Dang I’m turning as unfunny as the Fox Sports 1 guys. But today they got it right.
KIERMAIER
show it again
KIERMAIER
again
KIERMAIER
too tired. meme font that, but fuck meme fonts. #draw me like one ofyour FrenchGirls
Oh and its really feel good time for the Giants with these rookies, walkoff Win
[details=Spoiler]afternoon game wasn’t close, with Bumgarners bad throw to him catch turn and still tag 1st
jump backhand got the out on 1st
turning backwards
could be 6 foot 5, 250, making that kinda play
then this tight one into the 9th looked too easy with the St Louis pitcher just giving up bases loaded on single, 2 walks, superman glasses rookie = up the middle, game. Who also had a Grand Slam, for a 1st major league Homer yesterday
nori aoki
walk up song
tokyo fast furious
splash hit homerun
by aoki but it was foul
someone threw in another ball
for the paddleboat guy canoe, jumped out of his shit swimming around, didnt get it and going back to showing him on camera later, he still wasn’t back in his little plastic boat.
Reminds me of this weird story about Bonds last homerun - where Todd McFarlane ended up with these in the end, but the rest
^
Bonds’ homer No. 762 a bizarre mystery
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Didn’t see any Gatorade baths, that also like before end up on AmyG
& I bought Rookie of the Year on DVD for $5.00
If you don’t like Cutch then there is something wrong with you.
Also I think Morse is half-giant.