2017 MLB Thread: ASTROS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!

So today was a bad day.

Pirates won, escaping cinci with a split series. Happy to be out of there.

Obviously there was the brawl… but that doesn’t hold a candle to this new. 1 and 2.

I understand not wanting to get surgery but why the fuck did he push his arm like he did. Aside from him being AJ and therefore a crazy person.

Spoiler

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Hope I get to see Batman Returns.

AND ANDREW MCCUTCHEN DROPPED A FUCKING SHOOTER MCGAVIN LINE AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME (<— i’m probably going to start using ayfkm as a regular acronym now, I feel like I say it enough):

Nats 1 game back of the Mets in NLE

BRYCE PLS BIBLETHUMPBIBLETHUMPBIBLETHUMP

But the mets doing good im happy about too /: this is bittersweet. Watching Fartolo Colon confuse niggas in the postseason would be hilarious

I cant belive that guy has to be classified as an athlete.

Kang won the NL Rookie of the Month.

Killin these gaijin

Its insane how he resurrected his career with the A’s great WHIP, only to be featured in gifs of every swing he takes hit batting helmet falls off on deadspin. And a whole year steroid suspension and still came back as old as he is.

2HR guys, add to the list

Ethier
Solarte
Crawford

Giants with 2 exciting games in a row 1 run games down to the last at bat, or walkoff in Extra innnings that last one, ATL came back twice. Almost every run scored was a HR.

Bryce Harper: I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THE METS!

yahoo gamechannel, reloading itself for the new day now, what the hell. And no more free games on their fantasy thing. Was top 100 in one game to win a measly dollar, until the last 3 games of the day.

Colorado had 18 hits and still lost, damn.

They’re discussing on ESPN2 a law in SF that bans chewless tobacco in the ballpark, and Bumgarner has admitted to dipping since 5th grade.

Since 5th grade, jeez.

That doesnt surprise me my first year of HS ball there were kids already doing that shit. It never appealed to me

Sunflower seeds are a gateway drug

Disagree. Dip is nasty. Tried it a couple of times. Just hated it. Love seeds though

I thought it was already banned in parks? [right][/right]

Miami Marlins Owner’s Insane Book About Peanuts Will Melt Your Brain

This is insane.

This explains Miami though

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Sorry Ichiro, Giancarlo Stanton, pitching stud with all his weight in his lower body : Fernandez, and Dee Gordon

And the stadium, that never ever works. The last time I remember inclement weather where it was going to rain, they didn’t even close it, and had to do a tarp setup. It was broken or something … nay incompetence.

Yup

And selig helped him

Reason i dont fix with that fraud

WTF on that loan

2.4 Billion can buy you a whole team of Giancarlo Stanton exact clones.

Their boxing writer did a good Bonds joke in the comments, but after the Giants lost to that loser Jon lester, they showed 756 to make fun of Randy Winn, who wasn’t even at home plate to greet him, he said he was probably stirring mad in the dugout after his 0-everything that game.

“Why didn’t he make history the day before when I hit 3-4 and got on base 5 times, that would’ve been me as his RBI rounding the bases too and meeting him at home plate for high fives!”

Hit the home page, after this 2 yr old article…

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LAD @ PIT game on is so good

SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT PIT VS LAD

TURNING IT ON NOW

Stephen Vogt hit a HR into a suite window

And none of those pampered babies not even watching the game caught it.

  • it actually bounced out
    Dog day at the park though, 900 dogs at the game, boosting that 16,000 attendance

Pitching Duel ESPN hyping up - 1st time Strikeout Leader vs Wins leader this late into a season

Instead turned into every at bat is a battle. 1st pitch, HR off Kershaw super ace, scoreless streak done.

Kershaw taking battle damage. HBP on the ankle, kicked one away going up the middle, and got super trolled by a clean bunt. Got hit on the hand too somewhere.

ESPN
announcer guys giving it up to Cutch, ‘yes he’s not fake-its real, all about the community. New Age Roberto Clemente, they want him to stay in this uniform for life, can’t see him in any other now. But get him some help, have free agents come to play with this guy, kinda like a Buster Posey, comes to play every night. Work horse.’

Dope stats graphic, 1st in the NL in 3 categories since 2012

660 hits, like .315 AVG, runs
6th in HR

Haha, that steal was awesome. Slide in and pivot on that leg, turns into a “standup” taking the base.

And he was late, from the guy at the plate casually waving him with his head down, off the bad pitch, (kershaw throwing a lot in the dirt now it was inevitable) so he was caught inbetween going back to 2nd. And still made it, from hustling, turned on the jets

cutch is too real

aramis ramirez hit that ball hard AF

cutch is the truth, him and bryce are way more likeable than trout IMO. i just dont like trouts socal meathead look

Angels are sliding, 4 games back in the W column from Houston

Wild Card is going to be tough because of Toronto/BAL fighting with the Yankees to keep up

Did Trout even acknowledge the kid in the commercial wanting a signed ball in spring training: UR MY FAVE PWAYER!!

Toronto has some outfield guy with the Griffey Defense, saw a highlight reel of him making great plays. Robbing Home Runs, diving catches

Pirates catcher was sitting on the ground, leg out and caught a strike back there, lol

dat BASTARDo

Cutch is the realest. He’s hitting over .400 with RISP. Unfortunately I can’t see him signing his next contract here.

There isn’t an unlikable dude on the buccs, man. All up and down the line up are players that all seem likable.

Idk this Morse dude yet and Neal walker seems to have a pretty punchable face but he’s the hometown boy so I can’t dislike him.

Also I love when da big bull is clutch