lol wtf!!!
where is that from??
TBH, I got it from another site. 
I’ll ask around though. It was either that or the one with Puffy dancing. I thought this was funnier.
Did i hear someone say because of Kolb Docket is not a worthy fantasy play? You must be high, maybe in that stupid 20 man league we did a while back. I think Kolb will be an alright 7th-8th round QB and fitz will be close to were he usually is maybe a few more TD’s.
Vince Young is now Mike Vick’s backup. :wow:
So why did the Saints spend $14 million for yet another running back?
I just don’t know how you can use Pierre Thomas, Mark Ingram, Christopher Ivory, and Darren Sproles all in one offense.
Danieal Manning is also going to Houston
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Now the Texans have a Manning to intercept balls from a Manning!
what number is Chad going to wear? since Hernandez wears 85
They are probably going to use Sproles as a returner as well, sad to see him leave SD.
Looks like Mike Sims-Walker could be the one the Bears have there eyes on still shouldn’t have traded though.
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Because we stole yours. 
I was talking about rebuilding today. I think it’s dead. With the way free agencies work now it’s easier just to buy players to fit your needs. It seems to be be better overall for most teams. Because most of them go into perpetual rebuilding. (lions, dolphins)
So I think I saw on the ESPN ticker this morning that Steve Breaston is going to Kansas City?
If so, I may retract slightly my comments on sleeper indications in Arizona.
So I’m hearing Roy Williams is being targeted by the Bears?
this shit is insannnnnne
i love it
That is some crazy money they paid for Kolb. Dude hasn’t done anything and they’re paying him like he’s a bonafied NFL star.
I’ve been away from SRK for long enough that I thought all the fantasy spots would be gone. Thankfully nobody wants to play in league 1, I guess. PM sent.
Also, good move if Chicago signs Williams. We need a big receiver who can win jump ball situations.
Williams is a #3 WR at best… maybe #2 if he’s playing against terrible secondaries every Sunday (which won’t happen with Green Bay in the division). Why are Bears’ fans excited? Williams has had exactly 1 good season early in his career and has been extremely average ever since.
The last sentence of my previous post sums it up. Plus he had 2 (i think?) pro bowl seasons with Martz, so there’s that. But damn, we need a physical pass catcher BADLY.
Andy Ried - Are you a crappy qb? Underused? Did you underachieve for most of your career? Were you a malcontent? Were you in prison? Think your career is over? Well don’t worry friend. Come to Philadelphia and I and my coaching staff will actually make you worth a shit (or at least make OTHER teams you’re worth a shit)! We turn chicken shit into chicken salad on a yearly basis. Here are some of our satisfied customers…
Donovan McNabb - When I came into the NFL, the only black qb worth a shit was Warren Moon. But getting hooked up with Andy and I became one of the best qbs in the NFL despite only having a completion % over 60 once and competing more passes to worms than my own receivers. I was overrated for a long time, but it was only until I left that people saw how crappy I was. Thanks Andy Ried!
AJ Feeley - I was a fucking 5th round draft pick. I wasn’t accurate. I had a noodle arm. I had no athleticism. Frankly I was a #3 qb and supposed to be a career clipboard holder. But after McNabb and Koy Detmer got hurt I stepped in and led the Eagles to a 4-1 record even though I didn’t even lead the team to a single solitary offensive touchdown during those 5 games. But Andy made the NFL think I was worth a shit and I got traded to Dolphins for a 2nd round pick, I got a big contract, and a starting job. Did I turn that starting job into anything? Hell no! I sucked. HARD! But the eagles got me money. All thanks to Andy Reid.
Jeff Garcia - Everybody thought my career was over after I commanded the failboat known as the Lions and Browns for two seasons. After thatThey thought I was a career backup. But I signed with Philly and after McNabb got hurt (again) I stepped up and led the Eagles to the playoffs. After that I got another starting job with Buccaneers. Thanks Andy!
Michael Vick - Nigga, I was in jail. FUCKING JAIL! Nobody wanted to fuck with me. Hell… even in Atlanta all I knew how to do was run. I thought qb rating standed for “Queer Bait Rating”. But after I signed with Philly, I took that garbage ass Kevin Kolb’s job, turned the world on its ass, and I got my endorcements back. Now I’m renegotiating my contract and I’m about to get SO PAID man… Filthy rich… My breath smells like a bank vault man. Thank you Coach Reid. You turned my motherfucking life around, nigga.
Kevin Kolb - My life was headed toward being a career backup. 1st of all I played college football at Houston. That should be the first indication that I ain’t worth a shit. I also have a noodle arm, no pocket presence, jittery feet, and I’m an interception machine. Frankly, when I’m in the game, I don’t feel like I’ve done my job unless I throw a pick-six. But Andy Reid made me a somebody. Look at my stats. 11 tds and 14 ints. 5 pick-sixes. 3-4 record as a starter. Does that sound like Franchise Qb material to you? But Andy showcased my ability to follow a gameplan which enabled to me to win two Offensive Player of the Week Awards after McNabb got hurt (… again). And those two weeks against two really shitty defenses enabled me to get traded to a team of my own and have them believe I’m a franchise qb :lol: :lol: Boy, are they in for a surprise. And even better than that… Did you see my contract? I’m on some Slumdog millionaire shit son… now I don’t even speak to poor people. All thanks to that awesome swindler, Andy Reid.
Andy Reid - That’s right folks. Come to Philly and we’ll make you worth a shit. And if not, don’t worry about it… we’ll make the rest of the dumbass NFL think you are and I’ll get a 2nd round draft pick out of it anyway! :lol: :lol:
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN recalling a recent conversation in saying:
Vince Young - Mr Andy Reid sir… I’d like to be worth a shit.
Andy Reid - Welcome to Philadelphia, young man.
Looking forward to Vick and Young run the wildcat.
Yeah, he signed with KC a few days ago. I personally think Early Doucet can fill in for Breaston pretty well, though.
Bears giving away Olsen and putting Roy Williams in his place?
Man, you Bears fans have my condolences.