Zombies are coming

3 Things i learned from Zombie Shooter when Zombie Apocalypse come

  1. Aim For The Brain

if by unfortunate chance you’ve taken all the precautions but still find yourself face -to-face with a zombie, whatever your weapon of choice, always go for decapitation. If decapitation is impossible, aim to dismember them, crippling them enough to give yourself time to escape.

  1. Survive A Zombie Apocalypse: Buddy Up

There’s nothing worse than taking on a zombie invasion your lonesome, so make sure that you have a crew. t’s usually best to have one or two other people with you, but do avoid large groups (you’ll just attract too much attention)

when choosing the best person to buddy up with, obviously make sure it’s someone strong, smart, resourceful, and courageous At the same time, slow and not-so-bright buddies will make for perfect zombie bait-and give you a better chance to escape unharmed.

3.Remote Homes

This would probably be my preferred choice if zombies went Cray-Cray in the near future. however that isn’t to say it’s the best.

The thought of a toasty cabin in the woods, a million miles away from civilization sounds pretty ideal in the midst of an apocalypse. So long as you’d stocked up on a life-supply of canned goods, you could cut firewood to burn, and plenty of remote homes are already fitted with solar panels, rainwater purifiers and wood furnaces to make it possible to live far away from major cities for as long as necessary.

However, if the mutant zombies did catch you in the middle of nowhere then you’d be good essentially

What about you?

will you survive a zombie outbreak?

Pfffft.

I survived '09.

Zombies ain’t got shit, on that.

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A lot of the stuff with zombie apocalypse scenarios comes down to location. People in the dense inner city are very closed to FUCKED if not outright. In an area like where I presently live, a dense suburban zone with a major state highway running through it, it would probably be a free-for-all but still manageable because there’s more space out here compared to the cramped interior.

Then you gotta factor in other things like bodies of water. I live in a city with lots of tributaries AND it’s beside a major river. Would those creeks and rivers be boons or obstacles? I’d definitely be concerned about using them for navigation. If I didn’t have a skiff or kayak already, I’d damn sure be trying to grab one during the hooplah (which would probably get me into all sorts of trouble).

The stuff you listed matters in all of that too. Cuz holy shit, I’m a very small dude and I couldn’t imagine trying to haul a kayak around alone. But I also wouldn’t be willing to give it up… Ugh.

Oh, and just imagine the hellscapes that retail places like Bass Pro, Cabela’s, Gander Mtn., & etc would be during an zombie outbreak/general apocalypse. It’s like scrambling in the Hunger Games cornucopia.

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Hmm…what?

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Only one way to fight zombies

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Man you are the biggest weeb on SRK

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He is the Million of weebs.

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FAVE. ANIME. EVER!!!

ohhhhhhh!! Might just let them eat me!! Hahahahaha

At least go out fighting!!

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hahhahhahahahhaha

Too much Resident Evil gaming. LOL, we need Leon Kennedy.
I feel like my dog will be able to survive a zombie apocalypse considering the fact that he is train with the help of sport dog shock collar.

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I knowwww LOL

This new era of bots is weird. They just join up and act like posters.

Skynet is evolving.

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I thought they just join and keep making zombie threads with tl;dr shill spiels on w/e zombie game sent them.