Zero Punctuation; video game reviews

Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Galaxy aren’t in the same ballpark? What were you saying earlier about being delusional?

I’m sorry…I don’t see a comparison between Shadow and Cloud. Considering the fact that Shadow wanted to end all life on earth vs Cloud actually fighting against a corporation that was sucking the juice out of the planet, I think you may have your personalities a bit mixed up. The fact that you would rather play Geist in comparison to SA2 is all going to boil down to opinions. However I am going to point out that Geist was technically a disappointment and didn’t make it into being a player’s choice title…

We need to spam e-mail yahtzee both on zp, and gamedamage to do a review of ST remix! It would be fun to see what he points out. (probably the glitches)

I made a mistake and got this game while thinking it was Eternal Darkness…

Oh man…oh man, I read this and cringed. I’m sorry, man. I’m really sorry. That’s just…damn, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

  • Year in review <-- it’s just their favorite jokes from previous episodes of the past year cut together, not actually a new review

TV Pilot for Game Damage starring Yahtzee.

Prince of Persia

Let’s see how he treats the latest installment of the only series he doesn’t hate.

Sounds like hes leaning towards hate a little bit. Maybe couple more pushes and he will be full blown with it.

Looks to be that way, but are you really surprised?

Last time he surprised me was the intro to Fallout 3. I thought it was great.:rofl:

End of the Year Awards
Needless to say, most of the awards are for outstanding achievement in the field of pure shit. He starts it off by reminding us that Metal Gear Solid 4 sucked.

Saints Row 2 was a lot more fun then gta4 imo. So im with him in that boat. I keep forgetting to take my damn copy of gta4 back and get some store credit. :rolleyes:

This is awesome, thanks for posting man

Tomb Raider: Underworld
Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits.

Fary cry 2 review:

Gear of War II:

LittleBigPlanet
Featuring a live-action human ass. Presumably Yahtzee’s.

Thief: The Dark Project

That game was made like what, ten fucking years ago?

Thief rocked :smiley:

Skate 2

The nineties were overrated.