I’ve been hating these stupid shitty ass music for a long time now.
In fact, it’s not even considered music. But I mean, if all those other stupid ‘songs’ can be popular and this shit for some reason is still alive, the fault goes to the audience that listens to it in the first place.
This can’t even be real. Not good at all. This sounds like some shit Soulja Boy made in a basement 4 years ago.
If this is real, then we won’t have to worry about Soulja for long. Satan’s sperm has to melt through his stomach eventually.
However crappy his music is,I can’t really hate the guy for selling this shit back to people since the Mainstream is eating it up.
He came up through www.soundclick.com and he originally had bad equipment(Thus every song sounds like it was made in a basement).
If I could make little dances,and cared I’m sure I could be doing the same thing right now.Seriously that is just how bad the Mainstream is.It’s so easy to get into the game,it’s fucking ridiculous.
This yah bitch song is some bullshit. Im probably gonna catch hell for this but actually I found myself enjoyin Crank dat when I went to the club the other day, I noticed its a really accessible club hit. Its actually a widely known dance that I can participate in (cause Im kind of a shitty dancer on my own). And I gotta give that goofy nigga some credit, he got all #1s on all kindsa charts just by playin the biz.
But its not like I’d turn it on itunes or some shit if I wanted to listen to music.
satan: appears out of nowhere you may have anything you desire…at a price!?
soulja boy:I…I…
satan: looms menacingly yessss?
soulja boy: I…I WAN GET PAID!
satan: busts out his lion cock
soulja boy: J. Wong style rush down on the cock
satan: when people grow bored with your shitty music you will die from my acid cum! BWHAHAHAHAHAH!
soulja boy: YAHHH BITCH YAAAH!!
I was very amused at the thought of soulja boy sucking the devils cock in exchange for a lucrative music career