The images running through my head right now are too much for me. Kinda wish I was there, but seeing that someone got beer spit in their face makes me glad I wasn’t.
Frank, it was the only intentionally ugly thing I saw last night, it was one of the best nights I have ever had with Seattle fighting game players, I wish you had been there because a good time was had by all. :tup: I am hella hyped for TW now…
I had a great time.
Thanks for hosting Kieth.
Doooooon’t gooooooooooooo
GL Nate1
Yeah dude, I thought shit could’ve been taken down a notch since shit got fucked, but whatever, as long as things get patched it’ll be (hopefully) be all good. Regardless, great times.
Favorites:
Kickin’ it with Nate before he got to go.
Pablo
Dan#1 caressing Axel Kelly’s face, then holding his hand and then interlocked his fingers with Axel’s. Me, Elias and Mike look over and are like :wtf:…
. Kelly was just giving him a high-five, but Dan#1 wasn’t letting go. Hella queer:rofl:
All around good time with everybody I know!
Pablo screaming at people “Shut up, just, Shut the fuck up!!!” and then breaking out into push-ups wherever he was at. Also asking why whoever he was looking at was so free.
Other Pablo shenanigans which shouldn’t be mentioned:rofl:
Elias thanks for catching the madness. Always cool kickin’ it mang!
Keith I think left my equipment there.
Thanks to Keith for putting this together, unfortunately it had to be a going away party, so I just hope that we sent Nate off with a bang. Take care Nate and hopefully I’ll be seeing you around in the future.
Actually the one that was freaking me out was the Pablo dry humping a woman while staring at Elias…don’t know if I was ready to see that.
I actually missed out on that part, but I believe it too. I just like how with a little whiskey in him Pablo starts yelling “YOU WANNA GO!?!??!” all aggressively at people sitting down trying to chill and the random pushups.
OH YEAH, and Keith did two one handed pushups, it was ridiculously beast. It would take a nation of millions to hold him back.
Sorry Keith.
Fuck I actually blacked out at some point. The funny thing is I wasn’t even hungover. Figured I go hard considering the occasion.
Nobody but me actually saw it, so no worries. It was word of mouf. I just couldn’t not tell someone. :lol:
Single most epic gaming session ever. I might have to retire from hosting and gaming altogether. To surpass this might kill me.
Letting the carpet dry now. Brian and I will attempt to apply another shampoo treatment in the morning. The smell, oh God, the smell.
Going to try and sleep. Wish me luck. If I murder Pablo at work tomorrow, you’ll all know why. Serve as my witnesses, and know that it was a just killing.
God bless the person who thought of renting Rug Doctor cleaning machines at supermarkets. Among the vomit zone in the bathroom, I found chunks of Italian sausage. Dan doesn’t chew, apparently. Some quick memories from last weekend. I encourage those who partook of the debauchery to post their moments as well.
Pablo complimenting Elias on his chest hair. He added, “If I had hair like yours, I could go like this–” Then he pulled down the neckline of his shirt and thrusts out his chest like he was in a Ricky Martin video. I’m talking mid-90’s Ricky Martin.
Pablo was groping Rachel when he asked me if there are any beds where he could go fuck. I told him to use one of the guest bedrooms but to stay out of my bedroom. He then asked me for condoms. I go upstairs and grab a few, came down and handed them to him, and Pablo asks, “What the fuck are these for?” Later, I notice that the door to my room was open and the light was on. I had to go upstairs and kick Pablo and Rachel out of my room. They were not fully engaged in the act yet, and I told them they were free to continue in any of the guest rooms.
Pablo firing off a volley of “Fuck you!” and “Shut up!” This was when everyone was playing games and quietly trying to ignore him.
At one point in the evening, when the fat white women were trying to avoid getting dragged into a room and raped by Pablo, he proclaims at the top of the stairs, “Who wants to fuck!? Let’s go, right now! Anyone! I don’t give a shit, let’s go!” Then he looks at me and says, “Why you so classy? Why you so soft?”
The doorbell kept ringing, and I thought someone had called the cops with a noise complaint. I opened the screen door and realized that Dan #1 was leaning against the wall outside. Elias was propping him up as they leaned against each other. I asked them what they were doing. Elias said, “I’m just helping him stand up.” Dan went, “I really need it. I can’t do this by myself.”
Airthrow walked calmly up to me and said, “Dan just emptied a bucket in your living room. At least, that’s what it sounded like.”
Dan #1, with the front of his shirt dark from vomit, laying on my couch trying to convey to me using incomplete sentences how sorry Pablo was. All while chunks of various things clung to his lips and chin.
As people woke up in the morning, I’d tell them, “Hey, have you seen the guest bathroom? You should look at the guest bathroom.” They’d ask, “Why?” I’d say, “Just take a peek.” They’d go look, and come back mortified looking like :wtf:
Femto was smart. When he woke up and came downstairs, I told him to look in the guest bathroom. His eyes narrow. Then, without saying a word, he goes :shake:
Ok, NOW I’m glad I didn’t go :lol:
Yeah it’s because of shit like that that I don’t really drink anymore. I don’t remember being in a room with anyone else. This is horrible.
You probably have lil’ Pablo jr on the way, baking in that diseased oven. Instead of my god son being afrijoles he is just going to be mestizo but it’s all good like that.
Have no shame. It was anecdote worthy, so it must have been good. Nay, it must have been glorious. If you doubt me, just wait until you see the avatars. Those will be glorious indeed. I’m gonna get one of Pablo dry humping Hanna on the stairs while smirking at the camera. Put that shit on loopz. Can’t nerf that, Sirlin!
Edit: Actually, I think the stairs footage was of Rachel. Maybe we have footage from in front of my garage, or the laundry room.
Edit2: The funniest part on reflection is how Pablo’s girlfriend texted him early in the evening telling him not to drink too much, and that she would be horrified if something were to happen to him. It was really sweet. He probably doesn’t deserve her. :china:
Edit3: To be clear, there are plenty of worthy tales from Sat/Sun which do not involve Dan #1, Pablo, or Blake. Those stories are also yearning to be told. But those guys were on fire that night.
Oh shit, one more quick one.
I was walking upstairs to use the master bathroom. I noticed two bodies laying down together in the upstairs hallway. I was thinking, “What the hell, are they trying to sleep up here? I have bedrooms for that purpose. And why would two men be lying so close together?” As I ascended the steps, a few things dawned on me in the following order:
- The guys were awake.
- One guy looked like he had his hand in the crotch of the other guy.
- It was Pablo, feeling up Blake.
- Blake was actually holding Pablo’s wrist in an arm-bar. Pablo was still talking, saying things like, “Why you scared? Why you so free? Never give up! Never tap!”
I stepped over them, used the restroom, then came back. Pablo was still talking shit with his face buried in Blake’s ass. Later, he would start chewing on Blake’s leg in order to break the hold.
Yeah how about we hear shit about other people. This isn’t a one man show.
EDIT
About me biting Julius’ leg, I don’t remember that. I believe that is when I blacked out.
Most of the good stuff has been posted already, but a couple of things:
-Pablo’s creepy ass snoring waking up Elias, who in turn screamed (which woke me up), and then kept telling him “pablo, stop it. you’re scaring me”.
-Drunk ass KOF99 matches between me and Dan (I own you for free Dan :razzy:)
-Pre-cursor to Dan caressing Axel’s face: Dan sitting down next to me while I was trying to play ST and grabbing on to my leg. I got up before he could go any further with it.
-Blake yelling at people to find his phone in the morning after he lost it.
Too raw.
Poor Stephanie was on the couch next to me listening for like 30 minutes straight while Brent explained Marvel minutiae to her.
Oh man I love Brent after a few drinks. Slight homo. Enthusiasm, all day.