XTG Retrospective: Saturday, April 3rd, Never Forget

Picking up Nate in about an hour. Expect doors to open at 3:30PM. Don’t know when other nigs are showing up. I am all for second amendment rights, but please leave the firearms in the car. Not really directed at anyone in particular. But I expect that Pablo, Nate, myself, and numerous others will be completely fucked up tonight and acting like assholes. So I mention this as a precautionary measure.

Ill be there after 11

save some for me

Let the rape commence.

Don’t overdo it 'till I get there… or at the very least don’t pass out.

fucking lol @ tonight.

i shouldda checked this before i went to work. sorry for being a buster, best regards nate

^yeah I was wondering where the filipinos other than James were, WTF.

Anyways…WOW. That was…you had to be there to even comprehend all that went on. My favorite highlights:

  1. Pablo going from one fat sister to the other dry humping them. Both of them liked it and seemingly had no jealousy issues about it…all while his face was cheezin’ like a little boy on christmas morning. Then I woke him up looking for my cell phone on the couch he was sleeping on and he said “WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME!!!” :rofl: :rofl:

  2. Another Pablo story, but I armbarred him in the hallway and he refused to tap, so when I torqued his arm more to make him admit that I took him to school while drunk, he started biting my calf muscle. Hella weak as hell. Then I got him in a sick side neck crank about half an hour later, but I couldn’t finish it because I was falling down the stairs of the landing.

Pablo is undoubtedly going to claim he was more drunk than me, but he got seriously outgrappled, when he is in better shape than me AND trains, HAHAHAHA.

  1. The way Jamie Fry said “OOOOOh, ICE CREAM CAKE???” was HEEEEELLLA funny!!!

  2. Neither Dan #1 or Dan #2 are allowed anywhere NEAR alcohol at me and Keith and Mike’s new place. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  3. I can’t believe Dan thought throwing up multiple places all over Keith’s house with big nasty chunks was funny, he better have fucking cleaned that shit up.

  4. Hanna is fucking lucky I am a gentleman because if she had spit beer in the face of the wrong person she would’ve had some fucking reprocussions. This is why stupid ass young modern hos with no self control or class can’t stand to have a person like me around because they have daddy issues and need to constantly go over everyone’s boundaries because they’re fucking retarded and only good for collecting STDs and tramp stamps.

Nate, it was great kicking it with you and the rest of the guys.

Thanks Keith for hosting. Had a really great time, was fun playing till 3am.

Relax, son. Not only did D clean up after himself, you seem to have forgotten that even Keith thought it was funny and it’s his house.

Props to Keith. Best party ever. So fucking hilarious. I’ve never been to a party where everyone was drinking whiskey with a bunch of people who aren’t douchebags. Awesome. Even fucking fishjie showed up, wtf. Fuck Pablo’s pterodactyl snoring! Shit is scary.

Sounds like it was a fun gathering. Wish I could’ve attended to see Nate again before he leaves. Donno where you’re headed but good luck in all future endeavors buddy.

Don’t act like you didnt have a good time!

Sorry evan, sorry brian. I owe you both some booze or food

LOL nigh won.

Dude I wasn’t even trying. I was giggling like a school girl the whole time. I barely remember anything after that point though. I am surprised I didn’t puke.

Have fun down there nate and handle some business.

All guest have departed. Just dropped Nate off. Thanks to all who attended. This was definitely the most insane gaming session I have ever been apart of. If you weren’t here last night, you missed out.

For now, just some numbers:

  • Crown Royal, vodka, brandy, and gin: ~$420

  • non-alcoholic beverages: ~$114

  • six pizzas from Papa Johns: ~$68

  • what people chipped in to tip the pizza delivery guy: ~$20

  • chips, dip, jellies, fried chicken, mint oreo cake, and other snacks: <$35

  • cost to rent a carpet cleaning machine: ?TBD?

  • taking Dan #1, Airthrow, and Pablo’s dignity: Priceless

Thanks to Brent for bringing some beer. Vince for whiskey and hardware. Alex for the HDR setup. Evan and Pablo for AmeriKKKan sticks.

A more complete recap to come. Though I think we’ll be posting about this one for a few days. For now, I have to continue cleaning. I have to look into how to rent a carpet shampoo machine.

Nate, it was nice meeting you. I don’t actually play fighting games, but it was good partying with you at evo and going to the mariners games with you, even though the mariners are garbage

Yo Keith, that was really generous of you to let 50 drunk dudes get drunk at your place knowing that they’d probably end up puking everywhere and tearing down murals. which they did.

I cannot believe hannah or whatever her name was stayed so long. that was nasty pablo. i mean i love fat chicks too, but that girl had a gross personality. brent and brian ma were the only ones who cared enough to try to cock block you when you were trying to tap that shit in the laundry room. bitch was so desperate for attention, hitting everybody with that fly swatter. she stayed till 4 am and gave up after she realized no one wanted to fuck her. not even pablo.

uh my favorite memory was airthrow begging stephanie not to go, and when she finally left, he cried out “DONT GOOOOOO”

Elias are you a little bit bi??? PLEASE???

oh and i won the fucking push up contest bitches

Fuck are you talking about? I still have hella dignity right now.

Son you were panting like a fucking water buffalo in a full gallop afterwards, can you please quit fronting.

Sir, you had about as much dignity as one could possibly retain as a man who stalked/hovered over a woman for an evening. On the three occasions when said lady found me for a conversation, you were always standing right behind her smelling her hair. That was a little odd. Then, when she was getting ready to leave, you were getting all flustered but still could not gather the courage to approach her and engage in any form of dialogue. But following her around the house and smelling her was okay. If they gave medals for that, you would have been in contention.

As she was stepping out the door, Jie (who can’t weight more than 110 lb. when soaking wet) held you in a head lock and you cried, “DUHHHHN GOOOOOOOOO!!!” towards the door.

You made off better than Dan #1 and Pablo. But not by much.

Losers of the evening, in order:

  1. My carpet.

  2. My calligraphy wall murals which cost around $450 to commission EACH piece back in 1999 or so.

  3. Pablo, for ripping my murals, pulling branches off of my plants, repeatedly screaming “fuck you” and “shut up” to people who were not speaking, shoving people, trying to drag white women into my guest bedrooms while they begged him not to rape them, hitting on Elias, dry humping scary fat white women (on the stairs, landing, gaming floor, in front of my garage, against the recycle bins, in my laundry room, etc.), and gazing intensely at Elias while dry humping white women.

  4. Dan #1 for voiding his stomach repeatedly in separate parts of my house. Also for ringing my door bell for over half an hour as he and Elias attempted to lean against my front door. He would be higher up on this list were it not for the most excellent drunken rave about how awesome Zach Robinson is. Plus, when talking about Nate and Brian on camera, he attempted to simulate a lariat while sitting on his ass.

  5. Airthrow for being a bitch, but that’s par for the course.

  6. My two arcade sticks which were not in working order by this morning.

  7. Brian Ma and Evan for getting vomited on.

  8. Roll #2, for getting a few specks of vomit on it.

  9. Stephanie, for having to endure a creepy silent Airthrow hovering behind her over her for 3 hours. She handled herself with much class.

As I said, a more complete recap will come after I’ve rented a rug doctor from Albertsons, finished cleaning, get some rest, and eat something.

Keith you so crazy. I was just chillin’ all night son.

And about the don’t go, I was trying to get some laughs and it worked, you guys are hella serious all the time. :tdown:

I don’t particularly remember being in a headlock from Jie, what you have to understand is that guy is constantly needing to put his hands on me for reasons known only to him, so I just tend to ignore it.

Absolutely hilarious.

Good job, folks.

“Sullivan”, welcome to the world of NEVER getting laid. Also? You deserved to have beer spit in your face. I’m sure of it. Just can’t think WHY right this second.

Anything else about the fat white chicks? I’d love to hear more about my desperate behavior.

AND GO!

  1. Don’t let Pablo kid you, I was trying to get out of the laundry room. Oh wait - yeah, I just scream, shove and try to open doors when I wanna get fucked in some dudes laundry room.
  2. Really? The fly swatter shit bugged you? Sorry it wasn’t some dudes cock slapping your ass. Next time…maybe…
  3. Yep, I did stay pretty long, cause I was drinking and needed to drive. I wasn’t about to pass out there. Thanks.
  4. I got fucked real good after I left. high five

Nice to meet you.

rofl epic…