Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

Miz/Cena was WWE good. The match seemed longer than the other matches which helped it a lot. WTF was that front flip move that Cena did? I think I could stand Cena’s wrestling a bit more if he’d stop doing that whole flying shoulder block sequence. It aggravates me to no end.

I think R-Truth/Edge wasn’t bad either even though it was really quick. Had it been a PPV length match, I think it could have been pretty decent.

I wonder how Ted jr. feels about Alberto pretty much taking his gimmick and doing more with it in one night than he’s done since Legacy ended? I like Ted but he may want to take some notes on how to be a snob heel from Del Rio.

So, I guess Zack Ryder is officially the lowest man on the RAW roster? RAW needs more Yoshi Tatsu

TNA needs to learn that these appearance-based contracts just don’t work. The bookers don’t know how to pace the appearances so you get the shit that you’re seeing now. TNA having four faces in the semifinals of their “tournament” is just stupid. I’m not huge into the idea that every match has to have a face and heel but come on, four faces. That’s just dumb. Well, the whole tournament’s dumb.

I said “woo woo woo” during Ryder’s 1 2 3. Poor guy.

Serena leaving = :sad:

Raw main event = amazing

Finally watched Evolve 1 and 2. Good stuff.

Looking at how RAW went down, the decision for a 6 pack challenge is going to be really interesting, as much as I love Barrett, I think having him in a 1-on-1 match with Sheamus won’t make either of them look good.

Obviously the 5 participants in the match can help Barrett look good. Every match I’ve seen Barrett in with big name players, he’s looked solid so I think giving Barrett the chance to be in this match will help push Barrett’s work, and also, if the title is pulled off of Sheamus, it won’t make Sheamus look weak if say Jericho/Cena/Edge/Orton got pinned, and it won’t push Barrett back.

Of course I’m willing to bet that at NoC, Miz will lose the US Title, then cash in MITB after the 6-pack. I want to call Cena pinning Jericho, then Miz coming out to cash in MiTB.

And to Serena being released – What? Did Johnny Ace think she wasn’t pretty enough for Playboy?

Hell yeah. Chris Hero vs. Hidaka was awesome. I felt really bad though for Gabe since the crowd at E2 compared to E1 was so abysmal. But luckily he found a really good place called Ace Arena in Jersey that is basically built for indy venues. The guy who owns it basically built it with his bare hands in with the idea of hosting solely wrestling events. iirc it fits about 200-250 people which is perfect for a growing fed like EVOVLE. I’m really excited for Evolve 4-6 since they all have Bryan main eventing.

:wow: What the fuck did Serena DO?!? Take a dump in someone’s food???

No gaming again tonight so I checked out Raw. Miz and Cena still put on great matches together.

How does Santino get so much pussy?

WHAT?

So the six-pack challenge is a 6-way match? I was thinking it was a six match gauntlet that Sheamus had to run. Haha… I guess the six-way match makes more sense.

I know it’s going to happen, but I don’t like the idea of putting a title, even the US title, on Danielson so soon. I wish WWE would take their time and build stuff up slower. As it is now, everything moves way too fast.

As for Serena getting cut, that seems pretty random. Seems like there’s more to the story than has been let out.

Kennedy Kennedy’s Behind Enemy Lines movie playing on local cable right now…

Is this WWE Films? Straight to video? I think it’s even worse than Cena’s movies. :rofl:

Mercury Rising with Moxley, right?

She’s awesome!

Impact taping for this week

Spoiler

Rhino returns to feud with Abyss: some Match of the Year candidates for Stu coming right up :lol: Nigel gets a win for the first time in forever and a bunch of other random bullshit happens.

That’d be her. I sadly haven;t seen much of her in-ring work. I just know she’s ridiculously hot.

and :mad: @ Lifeless’ spoiler. God damn. I think they do this kinda shit deliberately piss me off. Damn that JB. He still be salty after my twitter trolling.

Every time they have their massive beatdown/faction war battle the Impact Zone crowd chants “this is awesome” and we have 4 more months of beatdowns. It’s fucking Groundhog’s Day in this bitch.

For real. That match was superb but the crowd was most definitely lacking. The commentary mentioned something about the weather but I will do more research as to why there was such a tiny crowd. I avoided spoilers for the most part cause I like to go in blind when watching these events. More fun that way.

One thing that annoyed me is that a lot of the matches seem… spotty. Like, they are doing spots for the sake of just doing them. Don’t get me wrong, it is really fun to watch but I wish there was more ring psychology involved. Regardless, both shows were great and can’t wait to watch EVOLVE 3 later this week.

throwback, he does it pretty regularly I think. mr. perfect used to do the same move, but the opponent would be seated and not standing/bending forward.

Serena released? What the fuck? That’s an act of war against Straight Edge. That shit can’t be tolerated.

Because Santino is the Dan of wrestling and everyone loves Santino and Dan? Thats all I could come up with.

My predictions on the six pack challenge. Randy is gonna win and then shortly afterwards, the Miz is going cash in the money in the bank thing and win the WWE Championship.

I can’t state this enough?Michael Cole is gold whenever Daniel Bryan or The Miz is in the picture.

There was just one logical solution to this whole issue: HAVE RVD DROP THE BELT! Why waste time with this whole stupid “backstage attack/OMG TONS OF STITCHES” crap? What, did RVD throw a hissy fit and did not want to look weak or something? It’s almost as if TNA wants to complicate things on purpose. They seem fascinated with tournaments that are, in theory, pretty short, but extend itself as long as fuck.

See, this is what I don’t get.

Why are there reports of Johnny Ace being an ass and telling potential Divas that they need to be pretty enough for Playboy? WTF, I thought the whole PG crap was to distance themselves as far as they can from Playboy? Fuck, just take a look at the whole swimsuit match that took place a couple of weeks ago. Divas don’t even appear in bikinis anymore! They’re using one-piece bathing suits like it’s the 50’s all over again! :bluu:

LOL TNA

[details=Spoiler]Rhyno…and Abyss…in a feud.

If this is Tommy Dreamer’s sick of idea of being better than Vince Russo…he’s sadly mistaken. :tdown: [/details]

As opposed to The Miz doing NOTHING with the belt?

Seriously, when was the last time you saw The Miz defend that shit? We all know The Miz is going to be pushed to bigger and better things, and the US Title seems more like a pretty ornament on him than anything else. Just give that shit to Bryanson, and have him have awesome feuds…maybe a future feud with Barrett or something.

Someone needs to shed some light on this Serena situation, seems pretty random.

I mean she even shaved her head for them, cold blooded.

Rumors have it that she wasn’t living up to the Straight Edge gimmick in public. I thought we were beyond some kayfabe bullshit but apparently not.