Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

[Save_Us.Negrotron]

Don’t be ridiculous. There’s logic in the WWE. It’s just tuned to that of an 8-year old.

Oh yea! I forgot. :wonder:

[Stuart_Hayden]

I haven’t liked undertaker, gimmick wise since Ministry of Darkness. He’s always been able to work matches but eh. I just don’t care about him any more. Whenever he comes back I always think “How will they kill him off this time? Regardless, I give it about 3 months. 5 tops.”

Went from strong silent goth who fucked every one up and only said "Rest in Peace"
Cult Leader
Biker
MMA lover with eye liner
Gay CowBoy who wants to be an MMA fighter so he can hang out with all the boys. :3

And he is just getting too old and needs to retire. Rope walk ain’t that safe to do when you got a plastic hip my guy. ;D
Hang up the boots already.

[slash5150]

The only logical reason I can see Ziggler and Morrison getting pulled is because neither of them actually have a real submission move.

As cool as it would be to see a “LoLWUT?” random submission by one of the two, I would rather see Morrison and Ziggler in a high octane match that isn’t mat heavy.

Oh and Khali with Khali squeezer for the win

[umthrfkr]

i really dont want the streak to end but on the other end of things someone else has to get up there in the stale ass main eventers category. and there prolly no better way to do that then end the streak.

speaking of stale main eventers. isnt botch supposed to come back soon? hopefully he can botch walking down the street and be out indefinitely.

[jae_hoon]

I just got the Rise and Fall of WCW and lol at the Marine 2 preview/ad.

Also PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. Even though most of those fags who are in WWE did indeed try it at thome.

[Save_Us.Negrotron]

The only logical reason I can see Ziggler and Morrison getting pulled is because neither of them actually have a real submission move.

As cool as it would be to see a “LoLWUT?” random submission by one of the two, I would rather see Morrison and Ziggler in a high octane match that isn’t mat heavy.

Oh and Khali with Khali squeezer for the win

Khali vs Kane is a Singapore Cane Match. :bluu:

[Save_Us.Negrotron]

Ohfuck.

It has been reported earlier today that Dave Batista of the WWE was admitted into the hospital early this morning. It was reported that he broke his arm in three places after botching brushing his teeth.

[Chachi]

^ I want to believe that.

[Stuart_Hayden]

OMG!
:lol:

I hope to the Wrestling Gods that shit is true. Omg.

[Lantis]

Twitter fun continues!

As reported earlier, there was a wardrobe malfuction at Tuesday night’s ECW on SyFy tapings during Zach Ryder’s squash match victory over indy wrestler Rory Fargo. Ryder pulled the front of Fargo’s shorts down while throwing him into the corner, giving the fans in attendance an eyefull to say the least. Luckily for WWE, the show was taped and there was enough time to edit the match and cut to a camera angle that did not show Fargo’s exposed parts.

However, word got out about the malfunction and several WWE superstars commented on it on Twitter. Zach Ryder, Hurricane Helms and Chris Jericho all took turns making tongue-in-cheek remarks about the situation.

Zack Ryder said, “My opponent was being a little cocky in the ring with me tonight.” He later added, “He tried his hardest…he was going BALLS to wall…but he couldn’t stop Mr. Woo Woo Woo.”

Hurricane Helms responded to Ryder’s comments, saying “I mean you did tear a guy’s pants off last night! Just sayin!” He later added, “I mean seriously, that match was just NUTS!”, “How come nobody told me Balls Mahoney came back to ECW??”, “Big Dick Johnson and Naked Mideon are both suing for gimmick infringement!” and “He definitely got some ‘exposure.’ Maybe he can turn it into a gimmick!”

On Wednesday morning, Chris Jericho joined in on the fun, writing, “Zack Ryder’s opponent last night needs to stiffen up and be less genitle in the ring.”

[Larry_Flynt]

I just got the Rise and Fall of WCW and lol at the Marine 2 preview/ad.

Also PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. Even though most of those fags who are in WWE did indeed try it at thome.

Indeed…

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[umthrfkr]

lmao. the twitters are too funny.

[jae_hoon]

Wow I did not realize how much Bill Watts got screwed by WCW. Granted he made some dumb rules but they went from an 8 mill deficit to a 400,000 deficit in one year.

[EvilRyu1481]

Those guys are having a blast on Twitter.

[Stuart_Hayden]

I BRUSH ALOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE :mad:

[maxx]

Twitter fun continues!

hahaha now the balls mahoney post makes sense.

[DeathReaper47]

Jeff Hardy: Spare change? Spare change m’am?

CM Punk: Jeff? Jeff is that you?

Jeff: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/09/0919_jeff_hardy_fm.jpg

Punk: It’s me! CM Punk, Phil Brooks! We used to work together!
Jeff: C…M…Punk?
Punk: There you go! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5272/cmp.png So where ya living these days?
man comes over to Jeff’s cardboard box house
Man: Jeffrey Nero Hardy?
Jeff: Yes…?
Man: Sign here please.
Jeff signs, man takes away his box

Jeff: http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8472/jhard.png Uh, nowhere…

Punk: Great! And what have you been doing with yourself?
Jeff: W-
Punk: NO WAIT! LEMME GUESS! I see you’ve been working on that mustache…the tattered clothes…the awful smell…you’re a football player!
Jeff: No…
Punk: A spaceman!
Jeff: No…
Punk: A football playing king in space?!
Jeff: DON’T YOU GET IT?!! I’M A LOOOOSERRR!! cries

Jeff: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6132/jhard2.png

Jeff: I lost my job, my home, my dog…EVERYTHING!

Punk: http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koeapmIX8A1qznevqo1_400.jpg

Punk: Even your paintings?!
Jeff: Nobody would take them…so I had to eat them!!! cries
Punk: http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5272/cmp.png
Punk: There…there…
Jeff: Can I come live with you?
Punk: Nah, sorry. Anyways, it was good catching up, see ya!

Punk: http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/94/cmp2.png

Jeff: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6132/jhard2.png

[maxx]

CM Punk: Jeff? Jeff is that you?

Jeff: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/09/0919_jeff_hardy_fm.jpg

Punk: It’s me! CM Punk, Phil Brooks! We used to work together!
Jeff: C…M…Punk?
Punk: There you go! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5272/cmp.png So where ya living these days?
man comes over to Jeff’s cardboard box house
Man: Jeffrey Nero Hardy?
Jeff: Yes…?
Man: Sign here please.
Jeff signs, man takes away his box

Jeff: http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8472/jhard.png Uh, nowhere…

Punk: Great! And what have you been doing with yourself?
Jeff: W-
Punk: NO WAIT! LEMME GUESS! I see you’ve been working on that mustache…the tattered clothes…the awful smell…you’re a football player!
Jeff: No…
Punk: A spaceman!
Jeff: No…
Punk: A football playing king in space?!
Jeff: DON’T YOU GET IT?!! I’M A LOOOOSERRR!! cries

Jeff: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6132/jhard2.png

Jeff: I lost my job, my home, my dog…EVERYTHING!

Punk: http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koeapmIX8A1qznevqo1_400.jpg

Punk: Even your paintings?!
Jeff: Nobody would take them…so I had to eat them!!! cries
Punk: http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5272/cmp.png
Punk: There…there…
Jeff: Can I come live with you?
Punk: Nah, sorry. Anyways, it was good catching up, see ya!

Punk: http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/94/cmp2.png

Jeff: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6132/jhard2.png

you have wayyyy too much time on your hands.

[DeathReaper47]

you have wayyyy too much time on your hands.

Thats why we’re on SRK in the first place.

[Dragonfave723]

Even though I don’t give a shit about Football this is relevant.

There’s an update to this:

WWE has moved the 2010 Royal Rumble PPV to 1/31. The show was scheduled for 1/24 which would have put it up against the NFL AFC or NFC Championship game. Apparently WWE scheduled the Royal Rumble without knowing that the NFL would be running a championship game that night, and made the move when they became aware of it once we posted it here on the website.